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I remember that. tell him not to over complicate his plans of revenge and maybe invest in some poison resistance.Yes I have a brother, you know I was visiting him in US last year right.Also do you have a brother?I can swim. I've gone for an Aquathlon I'll have you know.Don't go walking into any lakes Mort....Which Shakespeare Character Are YouWhat the hell, I am Ophelia.
My brother makes more detailed plans then I do but I don't think there were any goblets made out of unicorn horn, or jade chopsticks around.
Ah. Those type of people. I guess it could be worse we could work in hotels with bars.Use the bar on their heads and it'll stop them from making noise.
*warning: You may be charged for assault
MORT You made a joke! 5 more points!
Quite! Why do you ask?
Sentiments like that are when I feel I most closely relate to Woran.
Has anyone else been picturing the singer of Little Red Corvette as a cream cheese filled pastry during this whole conversation?
Yeah...everytime I read "Danish prince", I had alternating images in my head.
1) a little pastry with a tiny crown on its head.
2) an opulently dressed fat man on a tiny throne holding pastries with an upturned pinky finger.
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Has anyone else been picturing the singer of Little Red Corvette as a cream cheese filled pastry during this whole conversation?Yeah...everytime I read "Danish prince", I had alternating images in my head.
1) a little pastry with a tiny crown on its head.
2) an opulently dressed fat man on a tiny throne holding pastries with an upturned pinky finger.
I hear the Danish Prince is marrying the Dairy Queen. Truly, the wedding feast will be glorious!
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The Burger King is officiating the ceremony.
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This seems like an openly incestuous triangle relationship.
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Pfft. Royalty, amiright?
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When oh when will there be a fast food chain called 'Burger Bishop'?
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LONG LIVE THE GLORIOUS PATTY REBELLION! DOWN WITH THE BURGEROISIE! HOLD ALL MAYO!
*hucks bomb at Burger King's passing carriage*
...well then.
Yeah that sounds shitty. Also so does your co-workers and boss. We are having crappy weather here too. Our cable is out and wifi. at least apparently my phone doesn't care about that and hard line of course for the PC. I'm hoping people sleep in so they can complain about it to 1st shift instead of me.
Yeah having no Computers would be a problem. At least with my manager I could say well they weren't working so I was unable to do X. And since it was out of my control she wouldn't of said anything.
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Sometimes you have to throw lemons at life. It's the only way life learns.
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I just went for my first paid for bouldering session. Took about 20 min to get changed and run + subway to the climbing gym, found the rockwalls still under renovation after the climbathon(insane fks who climb 42 different routes in 3h? - how the hell do you do that?), so I entertained myself on the bouldering wall abusing V0 routes. I think they're harder then the free climbing gym I visited.
I managed 2 out of the 4 V1 routes. Couldn't climb down the same route though.
And other then my palms and finger joints sore from the rubbing against rocks, strangely enough, my hips ache. I blame all that stretching.
Usually when I climb its my forearms that ache but this time it seems to be a little more lower body centred.
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Their is one thing that humans and stone giants do not have in common. Their meaning of what a bouldering session is.
I don't want to know what "keep him in the balls" means.
hmm next time I'm going to wait till an hour has passed to comment so you can't edit it. :P
The fact you have a 10 to your bluff checks is about right too. That would of been my guess.
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Their is one thing that humans and stone giants do not have in common. Their meaning of what a bouldering session is.
For stone giants, similar to a bikini wax, perhaps.
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Talking about giants, in our Kingmaker campaign, we adopted Munguk, the hill giant. We invested a bit in him (because yes, he eats a lot, but construction in the capital goes so much easier when you have a walking crane to help you out).
So the GM gave him a few monk levels.
We had to draw out another group of hill giants, and took Munguk along. Long story short, one of the giants throws a rock at Munguk, who has deflect arrows. Which succeeds and deflects a rock the size of a small van.
It was glorious.
Yep, totally a +10 to Bluff.
*[Dice=Bluff check]1d20+3*
I truly appreciate how much higher that result was in comparison to the bonus.
Talking about giants, in our Kingmaker campaign, we adopted Munguk, the hill giant. We invested a bit in him (because yes, he eats a lot, but construction in the capital goes so much easier when you have a walking crane to help you out).
So the GM gave him a few monk levels.
We had to draw out another group of hill giants, and took Munguk along. Long story short, one of the giants throws a rock at Munguk, who has deflect arrows. Which succeeds and deflects a rock the size of a small van.
It was glorious.
My second oldest and most played character was a storm giant. It was 1st edition AD&D but if it had been pathfinder he would of been a brawler. as it was he was a fighter that eventually took levels in psion (or the equivalent anyways their was some house ruling involved.) I used to love it when other giants would throw rocks at us. the deflection of the occasional ballista was fun too.
Ascension 14 completed with Defect. That's all three up to that level.
I don't know how your doing it. I'm getting wiped out at 8
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By being persistent, determined, and better than you.
Two of those, anyways.
If I ever accomplish anything (a big if), I'm using this in my acknowledgement speech.
It does have a certain poetry to it.
Hey! That's true! Woot woot!
*does little dance*
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LONG LIVE THE GLORIOUS PATTY REBELLION! DOWN WITH THE BURGEROISIE! HOLD ALL MAYO!
*hucks bomb at Burger King's passing carriage*
Now, now. That's not how it's done. Put your whole body into the throw. Else it'll just bounce off.
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Hey! That's true! Woot woot!
*does little dance*
A 10k means 1 h + of running(if you can do it under an hour, even bigger achievement, because that is definitely NOT easy-it becomes also a test of speed besides being a test of endurance) . Not everyone can pull that off, when I first started I'd get blisters in 3 km which is like 10min into a run?