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I, Guy FaWtL, do most solemnly swear that I am up to no good. :D

Speaking of conspiracies, have you ever tried Anarchy? It works wonders with the sinuses.

I'm listening to a call on our HR product.

"So, suppose this was an involuntary termination..."

I am *SO* tempted to ask, "Isn't that just a nice way of saying 'assassination'?"

Is this a hypothetical, or should we start talking numbers?

LONG LIVE THE GLORIOUS PATTY REBELLION! DOWN WITH THE BURGEROISIE! HOLD ALL MAYO!

*hucks bomb at Burger King's passing carriage*

Now, now. That's not how it's done. Put your whole body into the throw. Else it'll just bounce off.

NobodysHome wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

All I'll say about my political affiliation is I've voted in every election since 1996.

1986, youngster!

Well, you know, I had two years where I was trying out being an anarchist.

Anarchy Forever!

Cleaning out my phone contacts today, I discovered that I have Sarah McLachlan's mobile number. Yes, the Sarah McLachlan of SPCA I Will Remember You [in]fame[y]. Well, my bestie has phone interviewed her twice, so I'm reasonably sure I somehow got her number through him. Not sure whether he sent it to me accidentally, or I stole it at some point.

Now what to do with this information? Mwahahahahaha...

Use it to bribe your way into her fan club so that you may destroy it from within.

Remember, remember, the Fifth of November.