
Drejk |
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Fantasy NPC: Huntmaster Alvaris, Arranger Of Accidents
If that pesky neighbor baron is courting the same wealthy princess as you, or your older sibling is standing between you and your crown... You can always hope for a tragic accident during a hunt. That's sooo dangerous pastime, after all...

DungeonmasterCal |

Fantasy NPC: Huntmaster Alvaris, Arranger Of Accidents
If that pesky neighbor baron is courting the same wealthy princess as you, or your older sibling is standing between you and your crown... You can always hope for a tragic accident during a hunt. That's sooo dangerous pastime, after all...
Heh...something something Dick Cheney something birdshot...

quibblemuch |
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Great Scott!
Be careful! I mean, I have no idea how you're supposed to be careful if a giant wall of water washes you away. That's pretty dumb advice actually. Why do people say weird stuff like that? And why do the TV stations make junior reporters stand outside in bad weather? Do they think we can't understand it if someone calmly says, from a safe spot inside a studio, "It's raining a lot out there"?
Anyhoo... hope you stay safe, Cal.

Drejk |
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Fantasy NPC: Schaart Of The Myrror Realm
Mirror-mirror... Oh, sh*t!

Drejk |
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Fantasy Monster: Giant Dire Filth Fly
You better get a bigger fly swatter...

Orthos |
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If there's anyone in Kansas or near enough, or if you know someone in that area, and they happen to be looking for or interested in adopting a dog, please share this link with them. Our baby girl needs a home.

Drejk |
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Fantasy Monster: Strung Poppet
Strings from a puppet just attached to you, what could go wrong?

DungeonmasterCal |

Fantasy Monster: Strung Poppet
Strings from a puppet just attached to you, what could go wrong?
This is horrifying. I love it.

Drejk |
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Fantasy NPC: The Four ghosts of the Stormfield Manor
Four ghosts, one estate to haunt...

Spamton G Spamton |
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Fantasy Monster: Strung Poppet
Strings from a puppet just attached to you, what could go wrong?
WHAT ARE THESE STRINGS?? WHY AM I NOT [Nostradamus B.I.G.] ENOUGH?1? LEAVE ME THE [hackensacken] ALONE!

Drejk |
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Fantasy Monster: Kiln-Baked Men
I initially wanted to name them Baked Men, but the jokes would probably never end...

Sophie the Wonder-Jaw |
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Sophie has found a home.
One of Scint's students recommended his brother. He's got a partner and two kids, has a flexible work schedule that will give him a lot of time with her, and is willing and able to keep up with her energy and her antics. We're confident this'll be probably the best result we could have asked for, all things considered.
We'll be taking her over and saying our farewells on Saturday evening, after we cram as many last trips to her favorite restaurants, walks around our town, hugs, snuggles, couch times, and rope tug into the next few days as we can.
We honestly couldn't have asked for a better situation. A loving and active family for her to grow up alongside with kids to play with is basically the perfect environment for her. She is going to be a cornerstone of those kids' lives.
At the same time, I know there's going to be many nights in the near future where I get up from my computer to head to bed and reflexively turn to the couch expecting to see her there and usher her to her bed to tuck her in. Or times I wonder why it's so quiet in the house and go to see if she's asleep on Scint's bed or sunning outside in the yard. Or wonder why her leash isn't hanging on the coat rack.
It's going to be so quiet in the house and I'm going to cry so much.
But the important thing is she'll be safe, happy, and not in a cage, and with people who will love her.
These are probably the last posts I'll make with this alias.
Goodbye my sweet, bright-eyed girl. Never stop smiling.

Orthos |

Hey there folks, in the process of our preparations for the Big Move, we have a bunch of books we need to get rid of. We're not really interested in making a profit or anything, but if you'd be so kind as to reimburse us for shipping, it'd make things much easier. Reply or PM me if you're interested in anything in particular! First come first serve.

Drejk |
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Fantasy Monster: Pillar of Frost And Flame...
Air gets colder the closer you get to this pillar of living flame...

Drejk |

Fantasy Monster: Waxen Scholar
Who would thought that an open flame in an ancient, crumbling library is a good idea?
Oh, they remember stone and waxen tablets...

Drejk |

quibblemuch |
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On the other hand...
While not outrightly malicious, Old Man Heat has little regard for wellbeing of others, either unwilling or incapable to understand that the heat he brings everywhere is too much for most people.
I feel like more than a few of the people I've game with over the years might describe ME this way... at least, metaphorically.
Pfft. Whippersnappers and hooligans.
:)

Drejk |
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Fantasy Monster: Grand Bookworm
Its a big bookworm, made of books...

DungeonmasterCal |
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Fantasy Monster: Grand Bookworm
Its a big bookworm, made of books...
Next, a tape worm made of...heh...

Jevil |
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Drejk wrote:Next, a tape worm made of...heh...Fantasy Monster: Grand Bookworm
Its a big bookworm, made of books...
But does its head look like a duck? A duck, a duck in a duct!

Drejk |

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Fantasy NPC: Mr. Chamomile, Tea-Maker
Have a cup of tea and tell him of your day...