Good afternoon/morning Housemates! How's your day shaping up?
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I'd tell you but then you'd just have to scrub your eyes with steel wool.
LOL I am not afraid. Much.
Well, I've been trained to teach like a pirate. Sadly, there was no lesson on stealing ships or walking planks.
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Well, I've been trained to teach like a pirate. Sadly, there was no lesson on stealing ships or walking planks.
Maybe those are electives?
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Well, I've been trained to teach like a pirate.
Pegagogy?
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Trashpile Animate. Sometimes the garbage gets bored and starts roaming around the dumpster.All I can think of is Marjory from Fraggle Rock.You are in the presence of...
the all-knowing...
Trash Heap!
Nyaaaah!
Psst! Philo! You forgot "all-seeing"!
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Well, I've been trained to teach like a pirate. Sadly, there was no lesson on stealing ships or walking planks.
I'd assume you'd start with the basics, i.e. the three Arrhs, and then work up to more advanced material like that.
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Maybe it’s where the students just parrot back whatever you say?
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These puns are keeling me.
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These puns are keeling me.
I found that a lot funnier than is probably healthy.
I’m teaching someone’s eleven year old how to play Texas hold ‘em. Life is good.
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Well, I've been trained to teach like a pirate. Sadly, there was no lesson on stealing ships or walking planks.
"Good night, students. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."
For decades now, since high school, in fact, Iron Maiden has been my favorite band. Hands down. I even plan to see them this summer. Again. This will be my 8th time. But lately, they're slowly being replaced by W.A.S.P., another survivor of the 80s metal scene. The songwriting has just gotten better and better as the years have gone by. Unfortunately, I've never seen them live, and likely never will. I've never even once heard of them playing nearby to my location. Sigh...
Reckon I'll go to bed. I've run out of nothing to do for the day. Goodnight, Housemates!
Well, I've been trained to teach like a pirate. Sadly, there was no lesson on stealing ships or walking planks."Good night, students. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."
Love that movie. :)
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Love that movie. :)Well, I've been trained to teach like a pirate. Sadly, there was no lesson on stealing ships or walking planks."Good night, students. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."
The book wasn’t half bad - took me a while to track it down though, after reading the abridgment.
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These puns are keeling me.I found that a lot funnier than is probably healthy.
I’m teaching someone’s eleven year old how to play Texas hold ‘em. Life is good.
I try. I patch them together when I can. Sometimes it seems like I'm just monkeying around. Oar whatever. I know, this many in a row is a hard sail, but I think I can make it. Argh these too many, do you thinK?
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Hello, Housemates! How is everyone today?
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Essential.
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Trying to gauge the correct time to go from the office to the house...too early and people will complain...too late and I'll be in the freezing rain.
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I'm walking to the store for essentials, which is unrelated to being essential.
I'm walking to the store for essentials, which is unrelated to being essential.
That reminds me; I have to go to the store today, too. But I can't until my son gets back with his vehicle as mine doesn't run anymore. And by the time he gets back, it's supposed to be raining. Grrr.
We're currently in the beginning stages of what's expected to be 8-10 inches of snow.
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I know it's a hassle for you guys but I just want one good snowfall this year. It's looking like it's just going to rain forever. My backyard hasn't been fully dry since November.
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It's not a hassle, just a fact of life.
And considering we made the choice to move back here from Seattle I've got no complaints.
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I know it's a hassle for you guys but I just want one good snowfall this year. It's looking like it's just going to rain forever. My backyard hasn't been fully dry since November.
I keep looking up at the grey raining sky, shaking my fist, and yelling: "DO YOU WANT SPARKLY VAMPIRES? BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET SPARKLY VAMPIRES!"
And they only come out in twilight.
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*cracks knuckles*
Time fer some Cullen cullin.
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Dammit. I just choked on a crouton.
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Wisconsin police say a 34-year-old man who thought his wife damaged his action figures retaliated by taking an ax to the family's car, television and laptop in the house.Some people.
He should’ve axed more nicely...
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He was too "on edge" for that.
Hello, Housemates! How is everyone today?Doing well. You?
Enjoying the low side of bipolar disorder today...lol. I'm really close to an angry freakout. If my son or his roommate start anything today someone will be living on the street, and it ain't gonna be me.
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He was too "on edge" for that.
I guess someone really hatcheted up the tension.
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Probably resulted in a splitting headache.
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That's what the family gets for railing on him. Log this one under "Justified."
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Sharp perspectives here
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Is it too late to ask the mods to change the name to DMC's House of Puns?
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Sharp perspectives here
Whet are you talking about?
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Is it too late to ask the mods to change the name to DMC's House of Puns?
At first I thought that an axeedingly good idea, but I changed my mind; axe that idea entirely. While puns are certainly nice, some days I'm just so axeasperated with the world that I'd rather have respite.
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...I'd rather have respite.
Meh. I haven't used up all my original spite yet.
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*choke wheeze*
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That reminds me, I need to axe a question,...
<_<
>_>
:)
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I like puns.
I've been punished many times.
I've even done time in the punitentiary.
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This has been far too frequent to be considered happunstance. Keep it up and I'll level punitive damages. Then you'll be leveled impuntent.
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Right now I'm convinced my recent stomach churn was more due to 3 and 6 year olds being sick over Christmas (coupled with a less than clean house) than eating cookie dough. However I'm REALLY not up to testing that theory right now...
Other news: I need to start depositing my checks more often because I'm pretty sure I have over 500 dollar right now that will be heading to my business account.
Also with winter nearly done (I say nearly knowing that March will probably be a real...well you know.), I am looking forward to this new con in my area that will be starting up in May. I just wonder if I should run "Hell House" meets "From Beyond" meets "John Carpenter's The Thing" or just try out "Let's Kill Krampus."