Twitch Starfinder Wednesdays Fan Club

[Daria Breen]

A muscular Korasha Lashunta is embarrassed by the sight of all these questions.

Um, hey. I just fly stuff. Not really a talker.

[Belinda "Crazy B" Bean]

A woman appears and shows off her armor that looks exactly like Archaic Gray Maiden armor

Hey everyone, it's your girl Crazy B, here to show you how you too can get a "magic wand" She waves her laser pistol that's been designed to look like a Wand of Magic Missile from Pathfinder

Also I'm going to show you how to be a better Pathfinder Larper! It's gonna be fun, I promise!

[AbadarCorp Customer Service]

Hello everyone! Your friendly FORMER SRO in service to Abadar in planning. Pal, here to help YOU find the best deals there are!

[Sarangari Steelscales]

A male vesk with a very prominent horn beard and iridishell armor painted to match his scales perfectly looks very unamused at having attention put on him. At first he just snorts in Zo!'s general direction. Then he seems to get a look from someone nearby and he twitches his tail in annoyance.

Fine. Call me Steelscales. I shoot things and I don't like people unless they're on a kebab. Is he joking? Who knows.

["Dr." Cupi]

"HEYO! Dr. Cupi here! Definitely a doctor!" shouts a teched out ysoki. This beige furred (though you suspect that it should be white) ysoki sports an obvious engineer's jumpsuit with bare feet. His large ysoki ears sport several holes, burn scars, and small bite shaped sections. He wears a thing on his back that seems to be a strange amalgamation of a consumer backpack and numerous toolkits. This contraption utilizes what looks to once have been bandoliers and are now tool pouches as shoulder straps and attached to both straps by chords, suspended at his chest is a 'custom' datapad. The...everything that hangs from this ysoki has a strong resemblance to 'custom' goblin gear though it looks far more reliable. "I want to give a shout of remembrance to my bud Zelno who just recently flew into a sun and died! He had to, can't say more! I miss ya buddy!"

[Gort Grammic The Gardener]

A large slimy Osharu looks around nervously
I am Gort...um...the Gardener. It is a pleasure to be here. I like learning about things, mostly about plants. I was going to join the Xenowardens but they seem...very...loud? And shooty? Not really for my kind of thing personally.

[General Dahlgren Kahl]

A gaunt looking man in yellow robes from the Cult of the Elder Mythos emerges from the shadows. He is wearing some sort of pallid mask...

Know this, I speak for the King in Yellow. Know this, he and all others shall speak to you soon.

[Eye of Eternity]

A man in full armor stands at attention, he appears to be a vault guardian in service to Abadar. He says nothing for nearly five, whole minutes.

[Laurenzia "Lauren" Th'Chenta]

"Is these thing on?" a manipulatory tentacle reaches out and fumbles with the microphone before waving to the camera. In the spotlight stands a 7-foot tall jellyfish in armor, laser rifle strung across her back. "I am Lauren. I has moving here from my home planet, Primoria only recently. I is new to Starfinder Society. Welcoming."

[Hastur's Voice]

A red skinned human woman in Hykli gladiator armor arrives, which would be easier to describe if we knew more about the Hykli, hint hint

Salutations, I am Atalanta of Akiton, I wish you water and good hunting. My time in the pits has made me better prepared than the average adventurer but space travel is still...difficult for someone used to arena combat.

[Jenna Snuggles]

A famous face comes on the screen: it's disgraced tv star Jenna Snuggles, former star of Absalom Story Time! You always wondered what happened to her after that whole "sex tape" thing went down.

Hey everybody, it's me, Jenna Snuggles. I know you haven't heard from me for a while but I've been working as a mercenary. Can you spell mercenary kids? Sing along with me: M-e-r-c-e-n-a-r-y.

[Lady Nanith]

The Elf woman is wearing a mask in the tradition of the Mordant Spire, she seems displeased that you're asking her questions.

My species no longer associates with lower races. Please stop recording me.

[Angus "Stonehands" Marbleheart]

A burly dwarf puts down his pick long enough to light a cigar.

Aye, look at ya. Never worked a full day in yer loife, ave yah? I'm talking about space mining boy. Man's work! Look at me hands! Look at 'em! That's honest labor there. Full 12 hours minimum crack apart asteroids since I was...oui, knee high! I earned this geologist scouting gig fair and square. Went through school, earned me A levels, got me degree. Got nother degree, got a doctorate, and THROUGH all that, still swinging a pick on the noight shift. Ye don't know real work, none a yah do!

[Sara "Queen of Thorns" Gable]

A woman in a red beret and combat station gear marking her as a former member of the Hellknight Orders

Getting drummed out of the Orders was a pretty big blow to my self esteem. Luckily there's a lot of crooks out there for me to take out my frustrations on.

[Riley "Diamond" Reardon]

You meet a mean looking blond woman with a big gun
I like to support my friends but even I'm not sure Sara's cut out for this bounty hunting stuff. The point is to take them back ALIVE for trial!

[Harry Hotspur]

A colorfully dressed man in a doublet and breeches lowers his sunglasses and tips his feathered flat cap

Horvath Garabaldi at your service, of course every knows me as Harry the Hotspur. Good to meet you. If you've worked with me before, I was formerly working the gambling rooms on Songbird Station but these days I'm dealing in art, precious metals, rare spices, anything you can move, I can handle. You start asking about paperwork and he shushes you quiet Don't worry too much about that legal mumbo jumbo. If you say it's yours, I believe you. I don't really need to see provenance. You don't have provenance you say, Harry shrugs Hey, all beautiful things belong to the goddess Shelyn, so to me, we're just renting that beautiful statute that you swear you obtained legally. To me, proving provenance with paper work is really just a formality.

[Charli Poshkettle]

"Oh me, me, me! Pick me!" A little pink-haired gnome flies up on a butterfly-winged jet pack. "Hi, I'm Charli Poshkettle, tea connoisseur, and my scariest moment was when I died to an invasion of ◼◼◼◼◼◼ when I traveled into the ◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼!"

Charli blinks in surprise as her speech is beeped out of existence.

[The SFS Bureau]

THE ABOVE MESSAGE WAS REDACTED BY THE BUREAU OF SECRETS, FOREKNOWLEGE and SCENARIO SECURITY. CARRY ON.

[Zo!]

"Int-er-esting," Zo says, rubbing his chin thoughtfully. "How did you do that? Goodness knows I could never get her to shut up when she was on my show."

Then he looks out at the rest of you. "I want to hear about your defining moments! What was one of the most memorable events for you? Speak up!"

[Rawksim]

A rhyphorian with the shaggy white coat of a winterborn shuffles in. He wears the distinctively decorated armour of a Skyfire Centurion, although its dents and gouges give it a weathered look, and a Starfinder logo has been stapled over where the Skyfire insignia would normally appear. A black band adorns one upper arm, and he occasionally glances unconsciously over his shoulders as if expecting to find a big, reassuring, presence there.
Oh, hey, Starfinders! What a fun impromptu shindig!
Hey, did anyone else read over the promotional material on this Weeping Knight character, that those Morlamaw missionaries were handing out? It's sort of starting to make sense to me...anyone else find that?

[He Who is A Seeker]

The SFS Bureau wrote:

THE ABOVE MESSAGE WAS REDACTED BY THE BUREAU OF SECRETS, FOREKNOWLEGE and SCENARIO SECURITY. CARRY ON.

That is a Starfinder Faction that I wish to join.

[Justin Norveg]

"Oh that's definitely going to have to be the rescue on ◼◼◼◼◼◼. I think someone got it on video "

A winged ysoki with more than passing resemblance to a bat leaps up into the air and starts flapping, setting his light setting to blinding, his fur going whiter than white till it shines like the sun and sets his com units to broadcast on every frequency as he flies slow loop de loops

"To any starfinder in the sound of my voice. Your rescue is here. Please proceed towards the glowing bat. If you are unable to move send up a flare, contact standard starfinder channels 45 through 50, or place an X on the ground. To anyone that has a problem with this, please proceed towards the glowing bat. Your death is here."

Two of his wing beats swirl into dust devils that streak down over the lava towards a giant plant monster.

In the studio he fidgets with one of his wing membranes
"okay so i got a LITTLE carried away in the heat of the moment... "

[Petros Petrosian]

Zo! wrote:

"Int-er-esting," Zo says, rubbing his chin thoughtfully. "How did you do that? Goodness knows I could never get her to shut up when she was on my show."

Then he looks out at the rest of you. "I want to hear about your defining moments! What was one of the most memorable events for you? Speak up!"

Glares Watching my unit get murdered by the Corpse Fleet was a pretty defining moment.

[Zu "The Friendly"]

Zo! wrote:

"Int-er-esting," Zo says, rubbing his chin thoughtfully. "How did you do that? Goodness knows I could never get her to shut up when she was on my show."

Then he looks out at the rest of you. "I want to hear about your defining moments! What was one of the most memorable events for you? Speak up!"

Hmmmm.....gonna have to go with the birth of my beloved son! The little bug in the jar chirps You are the LOVE OF MY LIFE LITTLE GUY!

[Nate-17 "The Ace of Spades"]

Defining moment, now let me think. Gonna have to be that time I out drew that Shobhad chieftain in the wastelands. That's hard to do, mind you, cause he had four arms!

[Regina Gauge]

Losing the featherweight championship to that Half Orc was pretty bad, plus I had to get my elbow replaced and I'm just wasn't the same after that. Retiring from competition was the sweetest move I ever made, personally. Corporations pay big coin for famous mercs.

[Marsena Rethedrian]

"Defining... moment?" a kasatha says, wearing polished and shimmering gold and black armor as he narrows his eyes and folds two of his arms across his chest, pointing accusingly at Zo! with another, the mote near his head pulsing in agitation.

"You televised it when you voted me off your show, exiled me out into the wastes of Eox, and watched as an Ellicoth almost trampled me to death!! It's only because of my solar awakening that I survived at all!"

[Martin the Brokentooth]

Martin bangs on Scud's chassis

Most defining moment? Building this guy right here. He gets smarter with every upgrade. One day he might even uplift into a true SRO...but then I'd have to start actually paying him for his work and I admit, that's gonna be a severe financial hit.

Scud chirps

FIFTY FIFTY MY TAIL! SIXTY FORTY!

[Acid Burn]

Having my home destroyed by AbadarCorp thugs is and always will be defining moment of my life.

[Eye of Eternity]

Acid Burn wrote:

Having my home destroyed by AbadarCorp thugs is and always will be defining moment of my life.

Destroying the home of a churlish Communist criminal's domicile was a most glorious mark in my service to the Vault God.

[Millionaire]

Millionaire just stole your cell phone.

[Robert Roland "the Just"]

Leaving the service of the Knights of Golarion is and always will be the defining moment of my life. While I shall always think fondly on my service, there is more I can do for humanity as a Knight-Errant.

[Tsozok]

Returning to the Starfinder Society. I had always planned to spend the remainder of my life serving the Inheritor, but seeing my old friends die in the Scoured Stars...I knew that my retirement had to end...

[Rhiannon-79]

Moment is an unscientific term. Slowly removing these soft human parts is a continuing process.

[He Who is A Seeker]

Removing this one's name and devoting himself entirely to Ibra has been a moment of significance that is only to be replaced by attaining enlightenment.

[Daria Breen]

Losing my sister was tough but I got through it, I'd say my most defining moment was getting my merchant pilot license.

[Sara "Queen of Thorns" Gable]

Getting kicked out of the Hellknights has been the best thing that ever happened to me. Now I can devote myself to TRUE order.

[AbadarCorp Customer Service]

Look, I admit, getting full sentience hasn't been all it's cracked up to be. I'm not allowed to work for the AbadarCorporation anymore because, well, they don't hire SROs...but I'm getting by. I do Retail Arbitrage now and I"m a lot happier.

[Jenna Snuggles]

Unfortunately it was, well, the sex tape and losing my holonet show. NO! Hey, stop looking for it on the holonet- yeah that's the vid. No, I don't want to look at it!

[Harry Hotspur]

Leaving Songbird Station! Definitely the most profitable decision I've ever made!

[Dan Tharp]

This is the absolute bees knees, y'all! I love all of these characters!!

I wanted to give you an update on the ol Starfinder Wednesday situation. I just found out that the offices will be closed Wednesday, so that means no show. I am working on a replacement show to run in its place.
I'll update when I have more answers!

[Charli Poshkettle]

"Thanks for the update, Dan!" Charli says, happily.

"I do have an idea for you..." She thinks throughtfully. "What are the chances that the folks of Pungeon Crawl could set up a pre-show, and let you interview them by calling in over SKYPE? That way we can get an interview with Thursty, and B.B. Wolfe, and Jenny Jazerberski* about Organized Play and Pungeon Crawl awesomeness."

____
* Apologies to Jenny if I misspelled this.

[Dan Tharp]

Charli Poshkettle wrote:

"Thanks for the update, Dan!" Charli says, happily.

"I do have an idea for you..." She thinks throughtfully. [b] "What are the chances that the folks of Pungeon Crawl could set up a pre-show, and let you interview them by calling in over SKYPE?

I'll send a message to BB, that would be awesome. Sadly, my home setup won't work for any sort of broadcasting. But, I'll see if they're interested in taking over an hour early for a pre-show! Thanks!

[Charli Poshkettle]

Dan Tharp wrote:

I'll send a message to BB, that would be awesome. Sadly, my home setup won't work for any sort of broadcasting. But, I'll see if they're interested in taking over an hour early for a pre-show! Thanks!

"You might be surprised..." If you have a tablet, it might have a good enough internal mic for audio. I did an interview with Boston Lodge using only my iPad and Skype for tech.

[Dan Tharp]

--UPDATE!--
The (possibly) whole team of Pungeon Crawl will be streaming at 4 pm Pacific for Starfinder Wednesday!
The planned outline is as follows (but may be subject to change):

!!!Mind the Gap Special Pre-Show!!!
-Cast Introductions
-Who are you? (As a person, not in some Vorlon kind of way)
-What you do / Your involvement in gaming (Streams / Writing / Whatever)
-Gaming History
-Who you Play
-Group Chat
-Campaign History
-Starfinder Funsies (Things we've enjoyed about the setting / campaign)
-Things we're excited about exploring / upcoming products
-Q/A if time permits

Big thanks to Charli Poshkettle for the idea and big thanks to the Pungeon Crawl team for helping out on such short notice!

[Charli Poshkettle]

"Gnome power!" Job done, Charli goes off to do more work for the Manifold Host faction of the Starfinder Society.

[Justin Norveg]

Martin the Brokentooth wrote:

FIFTY FIFTY MY TAIL! SIXTY FORTY!

Puts up a wing and whispers to the robot

Thank your bio for the 60 percent and call it a deal

[Martin the Brokentooth]

Justin Norveg wrote:

Martin the Brokentooth wrote:

FIFTY FIFTY MY TAIL! SIXTY FORTY!

Puts up a wing and whispers to the robot

Thank your bio for the 60 percent and call it a deal

STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS!

Scud chirps

DENTAL INSURANCE? YOU DON'T HAVE TEETH!

[Hmm]

Hey Dan!

So who's on the docket this week, and what's the topic? Are we getting Owen because you guys were snowed out last week, Amanda because she's on the schedule, or Joe Pasini and Liavara? We eager beavers would like to write our questions if we may!

Hmm

[pithica42]

Inquiring minds would like to know (even if we'll be stuck in class during the livestream)...