Goblin Brain Reservation Thread (2017)

[Majuba]

Greetings Paizoians! The time you have all been waiting for has come! Event schedule goes up tomorrow! That is right, you can now sign up to lay claim to these delightfully nutty demi-human noodles! Mere moments ago I witnessed the final decanting of the first batch of the year - piquant and palatable! As always, Goblin Brains are produced entirely from organic ingredients, and natural processes. Reserve yours today!

If you are attending PaizoCon 2017 and wish to enchant your palette and engage your senses with the rich and high-protein candied gray cells of Golarion's own meanest minute menaces, simply list here a name which will be on your PaizoCon Badge.

This can be your real name or board alias, as long as you make sure you set that under customize my badge on the E-Tickets page.) If known, include your day/time of arrival (Late Wednesday, Early Friday, etc.) Posting or private messaging your Room # when known will also increase speed (and likelihood) of delivery.

The first 50 PaizoCon attendees to post to this thread will be guaranteed a goblin brain.

Don't miss out on the best Golarion Goblins have to offer! - their sinister, pyromaniacal minds!

Warning: Goblins have a diet notoriously high in peanuts, wheat, and sugar. Do not consume if allergic.

Praise from respected scientists*:

Kigvan wrote:

Goblin Brains* (TM) ~~ the socially conscious treat!

Ryan Costello wrote:

All brains must be eaten.

Shadowborn wrote:

Most delicious and an excellent seminar snack.

Whispering Tyrant wrote:

Feast and become one with me.

*: Scientists is used here in the widely-accepted sense of a person, real or fictional.

[Curaigh]

I saw someone eating one of these at PFS just last night and thought "It couldn't be, could it?"

It wasn't. I was wrong, but had me thinking about the real thing. Please add me to the list of one of the coolest PaizoCon traditions. :)

Scott 'Curaigh' Janke
Friday afternoon arrival.

Thanks Majuba!

[Gary Pepper]

I am quite intrigued about the Goblin Brain. I am willing to try at least once.

The name is as above.

Thank you Majuba

[GM Eazy-Earl]

Hmmm... I can't recall if I've had one of these brains before or not. I seem to remember something green in a ziploc bag being delivered to me in a hotel room, but that memory is associated with a different con (maybe?).

Regardless, I'd like to request a brain to see if it matches the green thing of which I'm thinking.

GM Eazy-Earl
Thursday afternoon/evening arrival

[Nizari]

Oh most awesome Goblin Brains again...

Sign me right up :)

Name: Andrew Bourne / Nizari

Arriving Doubletree... Wednesday

Cant wait, thanks

[UllarWarlord]

It's good to see old traditions die hard.

Joshua Hennington aka UllarWarlord; I'm gonna arrive on Thursday afternoon or so. And as in previous years, can I reserve a brain for my father? He gets a little manic without the minds to satiate him, you see.

[Khelreddin]

I'd love to reserve some brains again! Two, in fact, one for me and one for my son.

Chris Reiner / Khelreddin, arriving Friday evening.

Thanks as always for this fun, generous tradition!

[Majuba]

42 Left!

[Kate Baker]

We missed you last year, but we are determined this year! Kate Baker and Dennis Muldoon. I'll be arriving Thursday around noon.

[Mike Welham]

Ooooooo! One of the highlights of PaizoCon continues its tradition.

I'm in. :D

(Arriving Thursday evening)

[W E Ray]

"W E Ray" will have some goblin brains.

(A career where one fries peoples brains for a living makes one hungry for brains!)

.

....Um, I guess I'll PM my room number? I'll do that at the Con.)

[Leg o' Lamb]

I would like a goblin brain, please

Arriving Thursday morning
I'll be one of the cheeseballs from MN wearing a Hawaiian print shirt
I have a lot less hair than previous years
the badge will have my real name on it (jon dehning)

[MisterSlanky]

Score, got in this time!

Arriving with Leg o' Lamb on Thursday. I'll be the one with the scowl.

[BjørnEarakson]

I've always wanted to try some grey matter from Golarian's greatest minds! Sign me up! I'm arriving Thursday and staying in the paizo block. Name is "BjørnErakson"

[Leg o' Lamb]

MisterSlanky wrote:

Score, got in this time!

Arriving with Leg o' Lamb on Thursday. I'll be the one with the scowl.

The scowl is a by product of not wearing a Hawaiian print shirt.

[MisterSlanky]

Leg o' Lamb wrote:

MisterSlanky wrote:

Score, got in this time!

Arriving with Leg o' Lamb on Thursday. I'll be the one with the scowl.

The scowl is a by product of not wearing a Hawaiian print shirt.

Unlikely - the scowl is from sitting on an airplane with somebody with a Hawaiian print shirt for like 3 hours.

[jalroy]

Would love me some Goblin Brains!!!
Probably won't be there Thursday but can be found Fri or Sat easily

[Leg o' Lamb]

MisterSlanky wrote:

Leg o' Lamb wrote:

MisterSlanky wrote:

Score, got in this time!

Arriving with Leg o' Lamb on Thursday. I'll be the one with the scowl.

The scowl is a by product of not wearing a Hawaiian print shirt.

Unlikely - the scowl is from sitting on an airplane with somebody with a Hawaiian print shirt for like 3 hours.

Why you gotta hit me with all these negative waves this early in the day?

[John Hartman]

I would love to try some goblin brains! Should be there all 4 days.:)

[Hmm]

Are the goblin brains vegetarian? If so, Bret and I would love to try them.

My badge is Hilary Moon Murphy.

Hmm

[John Hartman]

I forgot to mention: My badge name will by my name here. I will be staying off site. :)

[Tallow]

If any are left, I'll take a brain.

[MisterSlanky]

Hmm wrote:

Are the goblin brains vegetarian? If so, Bret and I would love to try them.

Well duuuuuh, they're goblin brains.

[James Krolak]

I guess I may as well jump on board with this, since everyone else from Minnesota is doing it. So, give me a brain, too, please! My name is as above. Taking the train with Earl and Hilary and a few others, so I hope we'll get there around noon on Thursday.

By the way, are the brains football shaped? 'Cuz I'm totally expecting them to be.

[Silbeg]

I would love to enjoy a tasty goblin brain this year, as it was so tasty last year.

Name of Jack Brown (VC Minnesota)...

[Adam Smith]

Would love one!

Name: Adam Smith

Arriving: Doubletree late Thursday

Thank you!

[Amanda Michelle]

I would love to try this! Amanda Ellis, will be on my badge name, should be arriving at the Double tree late Thursday/early Friday morning

[Shadowborn]

I'm always up for a goblin brain. I'll even split it with someone at hand if they've never had the pleasure. I'll be around from Thursday afternoon until the end of the con.

[Michael Brislawn]

Count me in! Goblins rule. Cannibalizing one of their brains would be an honor.

[powell01]

I am willing to try one. Will be staying offsite (down the block and across the street), but arriving the Sunday night before.

Name
Steven Coling

[Pirate Rob]

Pirate Rob

arriving early Thursday evening.

[Eric "Boxhead" Hindley]

Oh, put me down for one. And one for Kalyna. So she doesn't steal mine.
Arriving Thursday night, but gone Sunday afternoon.

[Paris Crenshaw]

I usually forget to reserve mine, Majuba, but not this year!

Please put me down for one goblin brain. ;) I will be in town by Thursday morning and departing Monday at around midday.

Thank you!

[Kobold Catgirl]

I, Kobold Cleaver, would like to reserve one of your scrumptious treats! I'll get you my time of arrival/room as soon as I know them.

[Katina Davis]

I think I can speak for myself and Mr. Karuikage when I say that we would love some goblin brains! We'll likely be showing up at the hotel on Thursday evening.

Caveat: if all the slots get gobbled up and there's someone who really wants one, please feel free to give them mine. They're delicious, but I'd rather give a con newcomer a chance for the full PaizoCon experience. (It's just not PaizoCon without goblin brains!)

[Nethys]

BRAINS FOR NETHYS
(please)

[Majuba]

Whoosh! *the sound of wind passing through a goblin's ears*

Only 16 Left!!!

[Zach Davis]

This sounds awesome! Put me down for a brain. I'll be arriving Thursday morning, and my badge will read Zach Davis .

[Grant Strachan]

Great, put me down for a brain. i'll be arriving late Thursday and my badge will read Grant Strachan

[Doug Benson]

Majuba, my son and I would love a goblin brain. It feels like home when your at PaizoCon and you get a great goblin brain. My badge will say Doug Benson and my son Zach Benson.

[Wise Wolf]

Majuba, I believe you already have me down as the single pre-reservation brain. If not, toss me on the list for one. Looking forward to seeing the crowd be even larger this year.

-Steve Gabel
aka: Huu-Yuu

[RyanH]

BRAINS, I NEED MORE BRAINS...

I was lucky enough to get one at your last PFS table of the con last year... this year I'll reserve one! Arriving Thursday evening staying though Monday, my badge probably says Ryan H.

[Woran]

I would like to reserve a brain for me and my partner. Badge names:

Tineke Bolleman
Therry Tennant

[JwJ]

I would like one as well.
Joshua Johnson aka:JwJ
Im be there friday morning.

[Majuba]

A mere 7 Left!!!

[The Great Rinaldo!]

I will study a goblin brain ... for SCIENCE!

[Silverunicorn]

Brains!!!!
I'd love one and one each for my son and husband if possible
Shelly Hudson / Silverunicorn
Nathan Hudson
Preston Hudson
Arriving Thursday afternoon

[Sarvei taeno]

id love to have one. i enjoy them every year

[Majuba]

Just 2 more reservations available!