#level20problems

[Irontruth]

When your familiar is
Stepp'd on by your iron golem
You know you're having a
#level20problem

[Turin the Mad]

When your familiar dismembers your iron golem for its impertinence, you definitely have a #level20problem.

[Sissyl]

When your iron golem is stepped on by your familiar. #level20problem

[SilvercatMoonpaw]

You blow someplace up because you forget that just because you have so many "fire" spells you can't keep track of which one you use to light your pipe. #level20problems

[Just your average clone]

When you have so much gold you have to waste a type V bag of holding to carry it all, you most definitely are having a #level20problem

[mellowgoth]

When your party has become the big-bad (big-good?) of an evil-themed AP...
#lvl20problems

[Just your average clone]

When you should have died five times now, but instead you have a contingency true resurrection combo cast on you twenty times.

#lelevel20problems

[Irontruth]

You forgot what your original face look likes. #level20druidproblems

[Goth Guru]

You overhear someone accusing an adventurer of being a (your character's name here) clone.

[Crusinos]

When the international weapon treaties mention you by name.

#level20problems

[HenshinFanatic]

Walking has become such a chore that you just teleport everywhere. #level20problems

Your horse is smarter than most people, and has learned advanced calculus. #level20problems

[Kobold Catgirl]

Your horse is smarter than you. #level20AMPROBLEMS

[Sissyl]

Your familiar is smarter than you. #level5sorcproblems

[Set]

When you calculate how much XP your party needs for next level, and the answer is 'King Mogaru.' #level20problems

[KahnyaGnorc]

When you pat an NPC on the back, and accidentally kill him #level20problems

When you have so many rounds of rage that, like Banner, you are always angry. #level20problems

When you have 99 abilities, but being humble ain't one #level20problems

[Crusinos]

When gods pray to you to get their cleric spells. #level20problems

[Crusinos]

Why was that Chuck Norris guy supposed to be tough? He went down after the first 3.94x10^597 punches you delivered in round 1.

#level20problems

[Kobold Catgirl]

The first knocked him out.

The rest were just because he's an a@#~!+!.

[Drahliana Moonrunner]

Being terminally out of tier for a Pathfinder Society table.

[IDTheftVictim]

Nobody trusts me anymore.

#level20rogueproblems

[Goth Guru]

Crusinos wrote:

Why was that Chuck Norris guy supposed to be tough? He went down after the first 3.94x10^597 punches you delivered in round 1.

#level20problems

That the GM statted Chuck Norris to fight you is a level 20 problem!

[Charlie Bell]

Lost initiative. #level20problems #notevenonce

6 staves and only 1 glove of storing #level20problems

Beat random encounter. Accidentally the whole ecosystem. #level20problems

[Ventnor]

Cthulhu caught a glimpse of my true form and went stark raving mad. #level20problemd

[Crusinos]

The GM got tired of me killing kaiju and gods, so he statted up Saitama.

#level20problems #owmyjaw

[The Usual Suspect]

Casting wish gets to be just too damned expensive, so you have invade the City of Brass again for extra pocket change.

[Paradozen]

Fort save is so high it takes 3 barrels of rubbing alcohol to get buzzed. #level20problems #saddwarf

Been teleporting so long I forgot how to walk and tripped the other day. #level20problems.

Been using telepathy so long I lost my voice. #level20problems.

Developing migraine from followers praying for spells. Something about a moonrock quiz or something. #level20problems. #Razmirproblems

[Arakhor]

Paradozen wrote:

Fort save is so high it takes 3 barrels of rubbing alcohol to get buzzed. #level20problems #saddwarf

What sort of adventurer is still vulnerable to poison at 20th-level? :p

[Goth Guru]

Guess he dumped con at 1st level.:)

[Charlie Bell]

The rest of my graduating class is now 20 years younger than I am. #level20problems #createdemiplanegreater #timelessplanartrait #allthetimeintheworld

[KahnyaGnorc]

I've altered reality so much, I am perpetually confused as to the current state of the multiverse. #level20problems #barryallenhasnothingonme

[Dire Elf]

My legs have atrophied due to constant flight.

I'm carrying so many scrolls I can never find the one I want to cast.

I still can't wear more than one amulet.

#level20problems

[The Usual Suspect]

My staves and rods don't all fit in my efficient quiver, and my handy haversack is already full of potions and scrolls.

Sometimes I don't know which +3 axiomatic, holy, shocking burst, thundering weapon I want to use.

My +3 axiomatic, holy, shocking burst, thundering weapon is only +3 and I can't convince the GM to use the Mythic rules.

[TriOmegaZero]

Charlie Bell wrote:

The rest of my graduating class is now 20 years younger than I am.

>_>

[Drahliana Moonrunner]

Arakhor wrote:

Paradozen wrote:

Fort save is so high it takes 3 barrels of rubbing alcohol to get buzzed. #level20problems #saddwarf

What sort of adventurer is still vulnerable to poison at 20th-level? :p

A 1 on a saving throw is still a failure.

[TriOmegaZero]

Not when you're immune.

[mellowgoth]

My cohort can only cast Time Stop 3 times a day.

[Crusinos]

After casting Time Stop while under the effects of Time Stop cast while Time Stop is active, I think I broke time.

#level20problems

[GM_Beernorg]

I no longer know which plane I originally came from, as having visited all of them using plane shift became very confusing. I also may, or may not, have caused a tribe of ape-men to worship me as a god, now I hear weird ape prayers in my sleep...

#level20problems

[Almonihah]

Phenomenal cosmic power... but I still somehow feel like my desires and actions are at the mercy of some human sitting at a table rolling dice. #level20problems

[KahnyaGnorc]

I think I accidentally stepped on a kaiju #level20problems

[The Usual Suspect]

KahnyaGnorc wrote:

I think I accidentally stepped on a kaiju #level20problems

Yeah man, it is so hard to get those out from between the toes. #level 20 problems

[GM_Beernorg]

blew out my flip-flop (of the gods)

stepped on a kaiju-spike, cut my foot and had to hobble on back home (plane)

Wasting away again in level 20 ville, looking for my lost (world) shaker of salt.

[Sissyl]

It's over there, right next to the diamond dust shaker. #lvl20problems

[SilvercatMoonpaw]

My cohort, the army of followers they're leading, and the stable of celestial dire half-dragon honey badgers I made for them are all too busy conquering worlds to attend family game night. #lvl20problems

[The Mad Comrade]

Worn a ring of sustenance for so long that a well-targeted dispel magic on that ring would re-open vast worlds of culinary splendor. #level20problems

[IDTheftVictim]

No, I won't help with the Balor, leave me to my radishes.
#lvl20problems #happilyretired

[KahnyaGnorc]

Ducktales lied about swimming in a pool of gold. #level20problems

That damn wizard is too busy laughing to teleport me out #level20problems

I can beat a kaiju at arm wrestling, but this is too much gold for even me to lift to get out. #level20problems

Serious, I'd have drowned if I still had the need to breathe #level20problems

[Goth Guru]

It's like trying to swim in popcorn. You have to crawl through it.
The NPCs cannot tell when I'm making an assumption.

[SilvercatMoonpaw]

KahnyaGnorc wrote:

Ducktales lied about swimming in a pool of gold. #level20problems

Scrooge has a permanent freedom of movement.

I died today because I forgot there are some immunity spells I haven't made permanent yet. #level20probems #Wizilla

[IDTheftVictim]

Everyone is real impressed when I teleport into the room or become ethereal and phase through a wall. I am to embarrassed to admit I have forgotten how doors work.

#lvl20problems