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The problem with not being much of a drinker is that you always end up being the designated driver and running a bunch of giggling drunk/stoned people around when you seriously don't care to be there.
LOVECRAFT HAS CLOSED DOWN
I REPEAT LOVECRAFT HAS CLOSED DOWN
I AM WITH CELESTIAL HEALER AND I AM SOBER ON A SATURDAY NIGHT
EVERYBODY PANIC
I would panic but it's only Freehold...so I'm less panicked.
Also I keep thinking it's weird that panic doesn't require a k but panicked does.
Secondly,
I'm pretty sure I can go to Kansas, just not to that town ever again. I would like to remember where...but honestly better that I've blocked out most of that part of my life.
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Also I keep thinking it's weird that panic doesn't require a k but panicked does.
Its to keep the c on the end of panic from turning into an S sound when the e is added after it.
The problem with not being much of a drinker is that you always end up being the designated driver and running a bunch of giggling drunk/stoned people around when you seriously don't care to be there.
I avoided this for years in the past by not having a car or driver's license.
I avoid it now by not having any local friends, just online ones.
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LOVECRAFT HAS CLOSED DOWN
I REPEAT LOVECRAFT HAS CLOSED DOWN
I AM WITH CELESTIAL HEALER AND I AM SOBER ON A SATURDAY NIGHT
EVERYBODY PANIC
HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?
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My nose is chirping.
My nose is chirping.
O_o What th'?
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O_o Indeed,...
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My face feels weird.
LOVECRAFT HAS CLOSED DOWN
I REPEAT LOVECRAFT HAS CLOSED DOWN
I AM WITH CELESTIAL HEALER AND I AM SOBER ON A SATURDAY NIGHT
EVERYBODY PANIC
*runs away*
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HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?LOVECRAFT HAS CLOSED DOWN
I REPEAT LOVECRAFT HAS CLOSED DOWN
I AM WITH CELESTIAL HEALER AND I AM SOBER ON A SATURDAY NIGHT
EVERYBODY PANIC
To be fair I have long suspected Lovecraft Bar was hemorrhaging money. Fortunately, we were able to find another establishment in New York City willing to sell us alcohol. And a lot of it.
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The couch feels weird
I feel like Freehold would be the best wingman ever. Even though I am not single, he pointed out that I should not be looking at man-bun dude.
"And that's why the man bun is the new mullet!" - Deadpool 2 (not red band) trailer.
Why does it not surprise me that you work with disembodied brains?
"An insane wizard did it!"
* takes a drink *
After THIS week my brain FEELS 'Abby Normal'. ;P
Which to be fair, is not that far off from how i usually feel. ;)
And I'm sure that there's something wrong with my brains as well, but in this case it was the lighting rack. Which on some days might not have been panic & stroke worthy, but we were in the MIDDLE OF THE OPERA RUN. :/
And the emails that I may or may not have sent out to a large amount of people, While I may or may not have still been on an adrenaline rush, (And perturb as heck, to put it politely), may or may not have helped the longevity of my career. :P
We will see.
Until then, I still have a job, and I strike the opera when it ends in less than half an hour.
Enjoy the rest of the weekend folks!
What rest of the weekend?
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My nose is chirping.O_o What th'?
What, your nose never chirps?
You, my friend, need more allergies.
LOL!!!! Thanks, I'll just stick to the watering eye. Yes. Just the right one.
I get allergies sure. But I NEVER had my nose chirp. Wiffle maybe, but not chirp.
Also I thought the reason there was a K was so the c wouldn't feel left out.
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Still alive
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~gasps and falls over dead from shock~
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Welcome back, Jason. I hope that life has been treating you and your family better. Have a good week.
You have my phone number if you want to talk.
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I learned something new (and useful) today.
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Can you tell who microwaves most of his meals?
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How to make a knife from aluminum foil
How to make a knife from plastic wrap (Really!)
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How to make a knife from aluminum foil
How to make a knife from plastic wrap (Really!)
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There is a part of me that feels like this information may be useful to me in some situation. And there is a part of me that is terrified at the thought of what that situation might be.
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There is a part of me that feels like this information may be useful to me in some situation. And there is a part of me that is terrified at the thought of what that situation might be.How to make a knife from aluminum foil
How to make a knife from plastic wrap (Really!)
Edit: Holy crap, there's more:
Zombie apocalypse?
At least the pasta knife takes some doing. The guy at the next table in the Spaghetti Factory won't suddenly fashion a rigatoni shiv and slice everyone to bits.
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There is a part of me that feels like this information may be useful to me in some situation. And there is a part of me that is terrified at the thought of what that situation might be.How to make a knife from aluminum foil
How to make a knife from plastic wrap (Really!)
Edit: Holy crap, there's more:
Zombie apocalypse?
At least the pasta knife takes some doing. The guy at the next table in the Spaghetti Factory won't suddenly fashion a rigatoni shiv and cut everyone to bits.
Unless he's a hung over Freehold. Then all bets are off.
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Unless he's a hung over Freehold. Then all bets are off.There is a part of me that feels like this information may be useful to me in some situation. And there is a part of me that is terrified at the thought of what that situation might be.How to make a knife from aluminum foil
How to make a knife from plastic wrap (Really!)
Edit: Holy crap, there's more:
Zombie apocalypse?
At least the pasta knife takes some doing. The guy at the next table in the Spaghetti Factory won't suddenly fashion a rigatoni shiv and cut everyone to bits.
should i be so drunk I eat the knife and defend myself with the pasta, now I have options.
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During my freshman year in college, one of my classmates was too hungover to get himself to the physics final exam. So we took him there, sat him in a chair, gave him a couple of pencils and a slide rule (this was before electronic calculators) and left him to it.
He got an A. :-)
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During my freshman year in college, one of my classmates was too hungover to get himself to the physics final exam. So we took him there, sat him in a chair, gave him a couple of pencils and a slide rule (this was before electronic calculators) and left him to it.
He got an A. :-)
... and he's never been sober since ... juuuust inebriated enough to continue his Acing ways ... ;) :P :D 8)
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should i be so drunk I eat the knife and defend myself with the pasta, now I have options.Unless he's a hung over Freehold. Then all bets are off.How to make a knife from dried pastaAt least the pasta knife takes some doing. The guy at the next table in the Spaghetti Factory won't suddenly fashion a rigatoni shiv and cut everyone to bits.
It sounds like something a manga villain or noir antagonist would do. Smuggles in the pre-made pasta knife(knives) past the metal detectors and x-ray scanners, stabbity-stab assassinates the target, then boils the evidence and eats it with some Sunday sauce.
It sounds like something a manga villain or noir antagonist would do. Smuggles in the pre-made pasta knife(knives) past the metal detectors and x-ray scanners, stabbity-stab assassinates the target, then boils the evidence and eats it with some Sunday sauce.should i be so drunk I eat the knife and defend myself with the pasta, now I have options.Unless he's a hung over Freehold. Then all bets are off.How to make a knife from dried pastaAt least the pasta knife takes some doing. The guy at the next table in the Spaghetti Factory won't suddenly fashion a rigatoni shiv and cut everyone to bits.
tastes like victory.
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So, the Road Captain calls me and tells me that the new guard called off, and ask if the morning guard can come in. The morning guard told me that he already made plans for tomorrow, since he expected to be off. The company is supposed to have floaters for this sort of situation, but doesn't. So, guess who's going to have a 19-hour shift tomorrow. *sigh* I'm going to lose my Wednesday day off for this. Did I tell anyone recently how I hate this f&@~ing job?
Aww, man. I'm really sorry. I've had s****y jobs like this, too. I hope you find something better soon.
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There is a part of me that feels like this information may be useful to me in some situation. And there is a part of me that is terrified at the thought of what that situation might be.How to make a knife from aluminum foil
How to make a knife from plastic wrap (Really!)
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o_O
<Wizard bookmarks this website, JUST in case he ever gets around to actually giving his co-workers what they deserve, and ends up in the Big House.>
<.< >.> -_-
(Must not act out my inner impulses, must not act out my inner impulses,... no matter how much they deserve it,... ) ;P
Didn't there used to be a "Gamers seeking Games" thread somewhere on the boards? I can't seem to find it, it so. I have a friend who lives too far away to join my games and she's dying to learn how to play Pathfinder, 5e, or Castles and Crusades.
Thanks, John!