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Rysky wrote:
I heard unfortunately that bloodlines wasn't any good though.

Now that is a load of bull-dung!

It is praised. :)
It's got a following a gazillion miles away, moreso than Redemption with mods and all.

Multiple endings/clans, replayability. :)
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A summer in the alps or a summer at the beach?

Silver Crusade

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Limeylongears wrote:
Rysky, how does one persuade one's girlfriend to start loving garlic?

Coat your [CENSORED] with it?


Rysky wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Rysky, how does one persuade one's girlfriend to start loving garlic?
Coat your [CENSORED] with it?

Wow, fanks!

I shall let you know how I get on.

Silver Crusade

The Fiend Fantastic wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I heard unfortunately that bloodlines wasn't any good though.

Now that is a load of bull-dung!

It is praised. :)
It's got a following a gazillion miles away, moreso than Redemption with mods and all.

Multiple endings/clans, replayability. :)
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A summer in the alps or a summer at the beach?

Hmm, interesting...

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I like the beach and water but I don't like the sun and the heat so I guess the alps?


Rysky wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Rysky, how does one persuade one's girlfriend to start loving garlic?
Coat your [CENSORED] with it?

Apparently, that wouldn't work. Not only would it not make the PFPL pro-garlic, but I wouldn't get any [redacted] either.

Back to the drawing board, I'm afraid.

Silver Crusade

Limeylongears wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Rysky, how does one persuade one's girlfriend to start loving garlic?
Coat your [CENSORED] with it?

Apparently, that wouldn't work. Not only would it not make the PFPL pro-garlic, but I wouldn't get any [redacted] either.

Back to the drawing board, I'm afraid.

Have you tried little very subtle additions like on buttered toast, breadsticks, or pizza?

Actually aside from those I can't think of anything else I take garlic with, hmm...


How did you become so awesome?

Silver Crusade

John Kretzer wrote:
How did you become so awesome?

O.O

Thankies, um, practice?


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Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
How did you become so awesome?

O.O

Um, practice?

Actually, Rysky regularly uses Master Pugwampi's Cream of Awesomeness to cure...I mean...soften the skin.

Yes sir, MP's C of A is an amazing invention if I do say so myself! It is a hand cream, body lotion, aroma therapy, analgesic, desert topping, axle grease, glue solvent, mattress stuffing, and dry-wall patch all-in-one! Made from real Pugwampi produced...materials.

Accept no substitutes! Use Master Pugwampi's Cream of Awesomwness and sink to the same level...I mean RISE to the same level as Rysky in pure awesomeness! Order today!*

*All sales final. Any implication or rumour that Master Pugwampi's Cream of Awesomwness contains Pugwampi waste products are patently unprovable and are of no concern for the courts. Suck it up, Buttercup!

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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
How did you become so awesome?

O.O

Um, practice?

Actually, Rysky regularly uses Master Pugwampi's Cream of Awesomeness to cure...I mean...soften the skin.

Yes sir, MP's C of A is an amazing invention if I do say so myself! It is a hand cream, body lotion, aroma therapy, analgesic, desert topping, axle grease, glue solvent, mattress stuffing, and dry-wall patch all-in-one! Made from real Pugwampi produced...materials.

Accept no substitutes! Use Master Pugwampi's Cream of Awesomwness and sink to the same level...I mean RISE to the same level as Rysky in pure awesomeness! Order today!*

*All sales final. Any implication or rumour that Master Pugwampi's Cream of Awesomwness contains Pugwampi waste products are patently unprovable and are of no concern for the courts. Suck it up, Buttercup!

Mmmm, fresh squeezed Wampi cream.


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Rysky wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Rysky, how does one persuade one's girlfriend to start loving garlic?
Coat your [CENSORED] with it?

Apparently, that wouldn't work. Not only would it not make the PFPL pro-garlic, but I wouldn't get any [redacted] either.

Back to the drawing board, I'm afraid.

Have you tried little very subtle additions like on buttered toast, breadsticks, or pizza?

Actually aside from those I can't think of anything else I take garlic with, hmm...

For those who are worried about my garlic exuberance, once it's cooked, garlic loses its harshness and gets very mellow.

Silver Crusade

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Rysky, how does one persuade one's girlfriend to start loving garlic?
Coat your [CENSORED] with it?

Apparently, that wouldn't work. Not only would it not make the PFPL pro-garlic, but I wouldn't get any [redacted] either.

Back to the drawing board, I'm afraid.

Have you tried little very subtle additions like on buttered toast, breadsticks, or pizza?

Actually aside from those I can't think of anything else I take garlic with, hmm...

Lotsa garlicky goodness.

For those who are worried about my garlic exuberance, once it's cooked, garlic loses its harshness and gets very mellow.

Ooo Garlic Knots, I love those!

...

... WHY DON'T YOU EAT MORE OF THIS STUFF THAN YEAR OLD CANDY?!?!


Rysky wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Lotsa garlicky goodness.

For those who are worried about my garlic exuberance, once it's cooked, garlic loses its harshness and gets very mellow.

Ooo Garlic Knots, I love those!

...

... WHY DON'T YOU EAT MORE OF THIS STUFF THAN YEAR OLD CANDY?!?!

I do. I usually eat a couple heads worth of garlic (cooked) a week. :) But peppermint candy is a decadent treat.


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Ooo, French onion garlic soup!

Apologies to any vampires lurking in the thread.

Silver Crusade

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Lotsa garlicky goodness.

For those who are worried about my garlic exuberance, once it's cooked, garlic loses its harshness and gets very mellow.

Ooo Garlic Knots, I love those!

...

... WHY DON'T YOU EAT MORE OF THIS STUFF THAN YEAR OLD CANDY?!?!

I do. I usually eat a couple heads worth of garlic (cooked) a week. :) But peppermint candy is a decadent treat.

NOT WHEN IT'S EXPIRED!

Silver Crusade

Slaadish Chef wrote:

Ooo, French onion garlic soup!

Apologies to any vampires lurking in the thread.

... no garlic mousse?


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Rysky wrote:
Slaadish Chef wrote:

Ooo, French onion garlic soup!

Apologies to any vampires lurking in the thread.

... no garlic mousse?

Yes? Did someone call me?

Silver Crusade

Garlic Moose wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Slaadish Chef wrote:

Ooo, French onion garlic soup!

Apologies to any vampires lurking in the thread.

... no garlic mousse?
Yes? Did someone call me?

Yes, the Slaadi needs an intervention.


Rysky wrote:
Garlic Moose wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Slaadish Chef wrote:

Ooo, French onion garlic soup!

Apologies to any vampires lurking in the thread.

... no garlic mousse?
Yes? Did someone call me?
Yes, the Slaadi needs an intervention.

What am I supposed to do about it?


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Garlic Møøse wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Garlic Møøse wrote:
Rysky wrote:
... nø garlic møusse?
Yes? Did sømeøne call me?
Yes, the Slaadi needs an interventiøn.
What am I suppøsed tø dø abøut it?

I dunnø, bite my sister?


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Garlic Møøse wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Garlic Møøse wrote:
Rysky wrote:
... nø garlic møusse?
Yes? Did sømeøne call me?
Yes, the Slaadi needs an interventiøn.
What am I suppøsed tø dø abøut it?
I dunnø, bite my sister?

I dunnø, my bites kan be pretty nasti...

Silver Crusade

Garlic Moose wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Garlic Møøse wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Garlic Møøse wrote:
Rysky wrote:
... nø garlic møusse?
Yes? Did sømeøne call me?
Yes, the Slaadi needs an interventiøn.
What am I suppøsed tø dø abøut it?
I dunnø, bite my sister?
I dunnø, my bites kan be pretty nasti...

I dunnø, Slaadi's sister kan be pretty tasti...


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Rysky wrote:
Garlic Moose wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Garlic Møøse wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Garlic Møøse wrote:
Rysky wrote:
... nø garlic møusse?
Yes? Did sømeøne call me?
Yes, the Slaadi needs an interventiøn.
What am I suppøsed tø dø abøut it?
I dunnø, bite my sister?
I dunnø, my bites kan be pretty nasti...
I dunnø, Slaadi's sister kan be pretty tasti...

My sister could probably use a good wrasslin' with a succubus to relax her, TBH.


Couldn't we all...

Silver Crusade

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Garlic Moose wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Garlic Møøse wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Garlic Møøse wrote:
Rysky wrote:
... nø garlic møusse?
Yes? Did sømeøne call me?
Yes, the Slaadi needs an interventiøn.
What am I suppøsed tø dø abøut it?
I dunnø, bite my sister?
I dunnø, my bites kan be pretty nasti...
I dunnø, Slaadi's sister kan be pretty tasti...
My sister could probably use a good wrasslin' with a succubus to relax her, TBH.

I promise to hold off on any level drains for the first night.

Silver Crusade

Limeylongears wrote:
Couldn't we all...

Hmm, I foresee someone conjuring a Succubus who just ate some garlic bread in the near future...


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So I just got the first book of the Sunstone webcomic and have to say I was very impressed. I just love the two main characters and can't wait to get the next two volumes. So thank you for your recommendation.


Rysky, i have just put my party against something that is most disgusting.
It has the following upon a successful entrail-tentacle grapple:

Icky stuff:

Choking Viscera (ex)A grappled foe experiences unimaginable horror.
The rotting, putrid intestines that wriggle about the gutdragging lurcher push themselves into the enemy’s mouth (pulping themselves through closed teeth even) and pour down the victim’s throat to choke her to death.

Would you ever use this too?

Silver Crusade

John Kretzer wrote:
So I just got the first book of the Sunstone webcomic and have to say I was very impressed. I just love the two main characters and can't wait to get the next two volumes. So thank you for your recommendation.

Yay! I'm helping! ^_^

Silver Crusade

The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

Rysky, i have just put my party against something that is most disgusting.

It has the following upon a successful entrail-tentacle grapple:

** spoiler omitted **

Would you ever use this too?

Gross... but yes, but with a warning to my players that they were playing in a horror campaign. I probably wouldn't start the campaign off with a direct fight but have the party encounter previous victims of that particular undead in order to gauge their comfort level in engaging with a creature that uses orifice invasion.


TBH, it's a slight reflavor from a monster i pulled from a horror module.
I haven't even used its ability to do that to corpses, to make them rise as zombies.

The party is fighting a low level cultist, who used a sacrificial dagger to impart a recent sacrifice with the powers of the void.
The evil douche is buffed with Sanctuary and entropic shield.

So then the question, what's the weirdest or most gross thing you've ever pitted against your party?

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I don't think I've ever really did a "gross" encounter per se but when my players had to get into a pocket dimension to confront the BBEG they had to talk with a Keketar Protean in order to get them there.

I had a lot of fun with that conversation :3


So I have been busy reading Sunstone (thanks a lot for that recommendation
I really am enjoying it) so I have been distracted but I have a question for you...

So what do you think of the Occult Adventures book?


Pathfinder Maps, Pathfinder Accessories, Starfinder Society Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

Rysky, did you vote in Season 9 of RPG Superstar?

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John Kretzer wrote:

So I have been busy reading Sunstone (thanks a lot for that recommendation

I really am enjoying it) so I have been distracted but I have a question for you...

So what do you think of the Occult Adventures book?

Glad you're enjoying it ^w^

Lovin it, haven't read the whole thing cover to cover yet but I love the Spiritualist (and Phantom) and the Medium. I can play with the dead without being a necromancer, yaise!

Also Flesh Eater Barbarian is interesting (I just don't like that they replaced Greater Rage).

Silver Crusade

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Feros wrote:
Rysky, did you vote in Season 9 of RPG Superstar?

Nope, had work and sleep to do.


Oh Mighty Mistress of the Pazio Boards I have come seeking your recommendations...

Last Sat I got a Roku which allows me access to things like Netflix and Hulu+. This has given me access to a lot of Anime...I have always wanted to get into Anime...but never really had this kind of access to it...

So are there any Anime you would recommend to your 22 1/2 favorite stool?

Silver Crusade

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John Kretzer wrote:

Oh Mighty Mistress of the Pazio Boards I have come seeking your recommendations...

Last Sat I got a Roku which allows me access to things like Netflix and Hulu+. This has given me access to a lot of Anime...I have always wanted to get into Anime...but never really had this kind of access to it...

So are there any Anime you would recommend to your 22 1/2 favorite stool?

Hmm, I actually haven't watched anime in years but let's see:

Serial Experiments Lain (warning: Mind screw will ensue)
Betterman
Samurai Champloo
Cowboy Bebop
Big O
Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust (a movie)
FLCL
Gurren Lagann
Vision of Escaflowne (the movie, LOVE it so much more than the series)
Wolf's Rain

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... would Miyazki be considered anime?

Silver Crusade

Rysky wrote:
... would Miyazaki be considered anime?

Autocorrect, you're starting to piss me by f+!*ing with the proper nouns now.

Dark Archive

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Rysky wrote:
... would Miyazki be considered anime?

Nope. Miyazaki would be considered "required viewing."

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Misroi wrote:
Rysky wrote:
... would Miyazki be considered anime?
Nope. Miyazaki would be considered "required viewing."

Bingo.


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Rysky wrote:
"Crystal Frazier" brain slip
Rysky wrote:
Rysky wrote:
"Miyazaki" brain slip
Autocorrect, you're starting to piss me by f!%#ing with the proper nouns now.

{looks up from tinkering} Mhm? Oh yes, "autocorrect," mm, sure.

Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:
"Josh Voght" brain slip

Misspelling, randomly-placed-letter-from-an-outside-source; po-tay-to, po-tah-to.

I blame Cosmo that this is so easy! I mean, replace the electronic documentation of a convention and it's like dominos!

>:)

SHHHHHHHH!

<_<
>_>

{whispering:} You're going to give us away! Now finish the Dark Gilliam-to-Pugwampese translation of the user's manual for this second-hand mind control device, and I'll try to finish kludging together a primary targeting array before we try it on her again.

Silver Crusade

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Oooo, you naughty buys won't be able to sit down for a WEEK after I'm through with you...


Ummm... IT WAS HIS IDEA! {points at MP, who is no longer these, having prudently already vanished} Crap.

Dang it, I had almost gotten the last bits of candy out of my ears and other orifices.


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Rysky wrote:
Oooo, you naughty buys won't be able to sit down for a WEEK after I'm through with you...

Promises, promises.


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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

Ummm... IT WAS HIS IDEA! {points at MP, who is no longer these, having prudently already vanished} Crap.

Dang it, I had almost gotten the last bits of candy out of my ears and other orifices.

*fades back into thread*

Look! She wrote "buys"! It is almost there. Just a few more tweeks and we'll get our pay raises and vacations in Boca Raton! I told you it would work!

*looks over and sees Rysky*

Crap.

IT WAS ALL HUNT'S IDEA!

*quickly fades out of thread*

Silver Crusade

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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

Ummm... IT WAS HIS IDEA! {points at MP, who is no longer these, having prudently already vanished} Crap.

Dang it, I had almost gotten the last bits of candy out of my ears and other orifices.

Oh, don't worry. There won't be anything sweet this time.

*gets out riding crop and other various items*

Silver Crusade

Limeylongears wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Oooo, you naughty buys won't be able to sit down for a WEEK after I'm through with you...
Promises, promises.

I always keep my promises.

Silver Crusade

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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

Ummm... IT WAS HIS IDEA! {points at MP, who is no longer these, having prudently already vanished} Crap.

Dang it, I had almost gotten the last bits of candy out of my ears and other orifices.

*fades back into thread*

Look! She wrote "buys"! It is almost there. Just a few more tweeks and we'll get our pay raises and vacations in Boca Raton! I told you it would work!

*looks over and sees Rysky*

Crap.

IT WAS ALL HUNT'S IDEA!

*quickly fades out of thread*

*smiles evily*

*begins checking cold iron manacles on the bed, supply of habanero lube, and spiked cold iron [CENSORED]*

Soon...

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