Matt Damon!!!
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<piddles on the carpet and scampers out of the room>
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People out here, it's like they don't even know the outside world exists. Might as well be living on the f!%!ing Moon... It's all one ghetto man, giant gutter in outer space.
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. . .
desperately wishing i could remember how to be funny again
It's okay, man.
The coast is CLEAR!
"Mmmmmmmmg mg mmmmmmmmg."
"Mmmmmmmmg mg mmmmmmmmg."
Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school...
Hidey-ho neighbor!
Stupid sexy Flanders.
*wiggles*
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Babaji Paizo wgah'nagl fhtagn!
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Sister Mary Rambo wonders when Boss Fishy will show up in thread. Sister Mary Rambo misses Boss Fishy.
BLARGH!
I really need to be banned
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*Epiphany
God I can't do this anymore, It's just wrong man.
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{sings:}
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax," said the night man,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave!"
I can't wait for Half-Life 3 to be announced!
I like swords
I'm here to indoctrinate longlegs in goblin ways.
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AND MILLIONS!
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You kids come on over, I baked you some cookies
What the....I have no idea we are screwed
Urge to destroy world rising...
Life. Don't talk to me about life.
I love you guys.
Bow chicka honk honk!
GAT OFF MAH LAWN!!!
Most serious FOUL. You are not allowed here. Get yourself gone from this place.
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GAT OFF MAH LAWN!!!Most serious FOUL. You are not allowed here. Get yourself gone from this place.
That's right. Those are the rules. Respect the rules. Obey the rules.
Yes, everyone should always follow the rules. Always. Be. Lawful.
You are my master and I love you!
I R ant ... antyripgee ... I R antyripgeegropmem ...
I R 279!!!
You can take my guns from my cold, dead, poodly paws!
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We are happy to announce that this product is 100% bug-free.
I've never seen that Pokémon, before. Pikachu, I choose you!
Pika!
Tacos?! BLEH!!!