Anti-RPG Group Member #279's page

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I R 279!!!

Yeh, frik'n Rocket Propelled Grenades. Get rid of all of them I say!! Here, here!

Can I join the Anti-Rocket Propelled Grenade gang too? Do I get a jacket? Will the cool kids suddenly like me? Do I have to say Anti-Rocket Propelled Grenade or can I say ARPG? Is there a secret handshake? Oh, and how do I know "satanic Rocket Propelled Grenades" from the safe non-satanic ones?

S.

<muttering to self>

Certainly friend, you can join the Anti-RPG Group! The cool kids will certainly like you, because you will be the cool kids!

We don't refer to ourselves as ARPG as that gets confused with Association of Retired People Group, and who wants to be associated with that!?!

No secret handshake, but we have many an RPG burning ... keep an eye out in the monthly newsletter.

Oh, all RPGs are satanic ... haven't you been reading your Jack Chic?

<muttering> silly noob, not reading the required material </muttering>

I swear, Jack Chic always makes me chuckle with his outrageous claims on so many topics ...

Mikaze wrote:

Add Gang Rape the RPG to the list.

I wish to God I was making that one up.

At least FATAL had a certain majesty to its bloated awfulness.

...the fact that something made me put a vaguely positive slant on @#$!ing FATAL speaks volumes...

I almost wonder if these games weren't made by anti-RPG groups just to have someting to point at and say -- "Look! Look! We told you those satanic RPGs promote antisocial behavior!"

Dang it, I knew we were getting too obvious in our attempts. Best to pull the publishing run of !@#$^$@@# & $!#$#$!@ before they get too wise ...