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Happy Wednesday everyone!
I just wanted to touch base and let you all know that the Customer Support inbox is currently down to a few open cases. We are getting ready for a live stream in the very near future and I believe a Goblin has managed to follow me home and eat half my socks, bagels and my secret stash of Baileys Irish Cream Truffles from Italy! :(

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Virgil Firecask wrote:See, this is why you need a dog. Goblins hate dogs.Good Idea!! My Cats are not doing their job apparently!
You know what's better then dogs? Ferrets! They're good at hunting and guarding like dogs. But can Chase even the small things into holes. The other good thing about ferrets, they wont let the intruders know they're watching, they just ambush. Dogs tend to bark and waste perfectly good ambushes
EDIT: Also, ferrets are even better in Multiples.. And its compunding..So having two ferrets is not exactly twice as good, but closer to 3x as good (so imagine when you get about 5 :D)

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Tig... the following is the mental image you have just afflicted me with..
A robber pops the latch on a window, peaking inside. Wondering to himself who has shag carpeting in the 21st century, he slips through, only to discover the floor is not, in fact, shag carpet, but rather a Colossal Ferret Swarm.
...I may have to inflict this on my players in my current tabletop game.

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Bonny Paz wrote:Virgil Firecask wrote:See, this is why you need a dog. Goblins hate dogs.Good Idea!! My Cats are not doing their job apparently!You know what's better then dogs? Ferrets! They're good at hunting and guarding like dogs. But can Chase even the small things into holes. The other good thing about ferrets, they wont let the intruders know they're watching, they just ambush. Dogs tend to bark and waste perfectly good ambushes
EDIT: Also, ferrets are even better in Multiples.. And its compunding..So having two ferrets is not exactly twice as good, but closer to 3x as good (so imagine when you get about 5 :D)
My Apartments will not allow Ferrets :( Im SOL apparently!

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A goblin over there? Where are all l-awful good to save a lady from an evil goblin... We, chaotic, could save you, but we will loot your fridge anyway, since a single goblin eat less the a horde of enormous barbarians, so i guess you won't like it...
Shameless Request of Shamelessness: Bonny, plz, pretty pleasure please. I have an open matter in one of the e-mails (I really don't rememer if costumer or service) about the rewards of Crowndforging (forum title, downloads, etc...) by Paizo.Com side (goblinworks.com seems to be ok)... Could you please see if there are anything there for me (if I'm the one of the open cases hehehe)? I guess I got a 2 weeks of waiting by now...
Regards...
And the game are going great! Congrats!
Sorry for the tinny tiny bitty whinny off-topic :)

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Because the best Irish cream apparently originates from Italy. Go figure. :/
Well, why not, the best whiskey comes from Japan, Nowadays.
Which makes me think that I have a bottle of Akashi single malt to try this weekend. If only I was more experienced in whiskey taste.
F'ing France, I hate wine.

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Andius the Afflicted wrote:Because the best Irish cream apparently originates from Italy. Go figure. :/Well, why not, the best whiskey comes from Japan, Nowadays.
Which makes me think that I have a bottle of Akashi single malt to try this weekend. If only I was more experienced in whiskey taste.
F'ing France, I hate wine.
Best wine I drank comes from Romania. I don't recall the name but it tastes like a truckload of sugar fell into it.