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(WARNING!!! This thread is for levity purposes only, please do not shout, take off your shirt, or flip the table. )
<----My Nose
Ok guys, lets list off the Phat Loot we want to see in the game. I'll start.
A Level 14 Bugbear Fighter dies an awful fiery death and he drops a Recipe for the +3 Kobold Cleaver.

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Killing a Kobold near a White Dragon Lair and drop a Harp of Charming.
Come at me Ladies, listen to this music of mine...
/spellsong
/cast Lust

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While not technically loot, someone should build a Dread Gazebo.

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(WARNING!!! This thread is for levity purposes only, please do not shout, take off your shirt, or flip the table. )
<----My Nose
Ok guys, lets list off the Phat Loot we want to see in the game. I'll start.
A Level 14 Bugbear Fighter dies an awful fiery death and he drops a Recipe for the +3 Kobold Cleaver.
It doesn't actually cleave kobolds. It just makes three more of me.

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Feather Token: Tree please! Those things have so many uses; you can use the tree as a ladder, as a door, as materials for crafting, as a lookout perch, as a wall for your Dungeon Crasher build to run things into (in 3.5 anyways), as the start of your druid grove, as an offensive AoE, as a raft, as a very large slingshot, as the material component for your druidic treant-making spells, or for landscaping needs.

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Unfortunately, some folks had DMs in High School who thought cursed items should be common, Detect Curse didn't exist, and a single Remove Curse could be the focus of a school-year-long campaign. Result: a seriously risk-averse player-base, and a DM who couldn't believe we'd refuse all this largesse he was putting in our paths.
EDIT: I hope I can channel some memories of that low-magic campaigning when I play PFO; I'll be wanting to use only whatever items I can thread and then the most-useless trash I can locate, knowing how often Pharasma'll be paying attention to me.

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Unfortunately, some folks had DMs in High School who thought cursed items should be common, Detect Curse didn't exist, and a single Remove Curse could be the focus of a school-year-long campaign. Result: a seriously risk-averse player-base, and a DM who couldn't believe we'd refuse all this largesse he was putting in our paths.
EDIT: I hope I can channel some memories of that low-magic campaigning when I play PFO; I'll be wanting to use only whatever items I can thread and then the most-useless trash I can locate, knowing how often Pharasma'll be paying attention to me.
I understand that. I played with a few DMs that were like that. I wasn't though. I just used cursed items when I thought the players were getting to careless and equipping everything without thought.