Goblinworks Blog: Kneel Before Zog: Alpha Test Information


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Grand Lodge PFO Community Manager

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I don't know about underwear lol But you guys are so lucky to have a company be so open about the process and wants every one involved. It really is exciting and I can't wait till everyone can play!

Goblin Squad Member

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Welp, I am formally requesting that someone at Goblinworks adopts me!

Resume for adoption:

I can cook! I consider myself an amateur chef, and I can cook Northern Mexican (and by extension central American), Northern Italian, Classic French, some Ukrainian, Finnish, and Swedish, as well as Thai, Korean, Japanese, and Canadian (fusion)!

I can clean! That pretty much sums it up, I can do the dishes, laundry, the floors, and even the dreaded bathroom.....come on you know you haven't cleaned your bathroom in months, you need help!

I am a good listener! I can help you story board like no other! All those ideas floating around, just bounce them off of me, if they stick, well you might be looking at gold!

I am a giant warm and fuzzy teddy bear of a man! Yep, for those cold Washington nights, I emit so much heat you won't even have to turn on the furnace, also (For the ladies) I can cuddle like there is no tomorrow!

*makes copies, and hands out to GW staff*

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Shameless Cheatle... Just... Shameless. Now where can I submit mine :)

Grand Lodge Goblin Squad Member

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And Rhyn the Prophet stepped forward and declared the first cracks in The Rift and towards the Kingdom of Zog would happen on Moonday the 16th of Sarenith.
A cheer went up from the densely packed crowd on the town green in Thonkeep.
Many of them took hold of their Goblin Runestones. Some would report later that their had been glowing for a moment while the announcement was made.
Watching from a corner of the Greenforest Inn I can tell with authority that the latter is just a myth. But there rather was an unworldly glow on the faces of everyone gathered.
I noticed a barbarian hugging a paladin not far from where I stood. Tempers would flare back up again soon - but this was a moment to cherish.

Scarab Sages Goblin Squad Member

Bastress wrote:
Keovar wrote:
Does anyone with experience in Twitch or other Let's Play videos have a good tutorial for getting started with that sort of thing?
I recommend getting Evolve, it works and it's free. There's not much to it, turn it on, set up your twitch account, and you should be done.
Nihimon wrote:
It really is remarkably easy if you go to twitch and follow their links. I was able to do it without any problem in just a few minutes, although I had to disable Aero when I tested by capturing using Monitor View.

Thanks, both of you. :)

Goblin Squad Member

Thod, bless you for your posts. They provide much needed levity and fun around here. Glad to have you aboard!

Goblin Squad Member

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Bonny Paz wrote:
I don't know about underwear lol

you're not familiar with the concept of undergarnments? That's ...interesting.

(and has absolutely nothing to do with my avatar using binoculars)

Dark Archive Goblin Squad Member

Ryan Dancey wrote:
KNEEL BEFORE ZOG!

ERROR 10001110101:

NO ONE CAN KNEEL BEFORE ZOG, BECAUSE ZOG WILL NEVER KNEEL.
>_

Goblin Squad Member

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Oh my god, it's happening! It's really happening!!

These people on the bus are looking at me in a horrified manner as I dance up and down the aisle, but they don't understand!

Dark Archive Goblin Squad Member

Ryan, in the blog you mention the server will be open at select times. Will you be keeping your european members/fans in mind with the opening times so that they have the option to test as well instead of ungodly US times?

Goblinworks Executive Founder

Woohoo!

(and yes, please keep the server running when you head home, so we can break test things when you 'mericans are asleep :) ).

Goblin Squad Member

TEO ArchAnjel wrote:
...a dxdiag of their machine specs.

If they're designing a client that'll handle a very low-performance machine, then perhaps that's one reason. Another might be that they're offering Alpha to those who paid for it, thus fulfilling an obligation to them, while that offer wasn't contingent on them providing a certain level of hardware to accept the offer; if they haven't the hardware, everyone'll learn about it *quite* quickly, and changes will occur :-).

Goblinworks Executive Founder

This is great news! Thank you!

-Dinan

Scarab Sages Goblinworks Executive Founder

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Hrm.. I am going to have to start testing out my Twitch setup. PS I am using XSplit. Might have to try out some DOTA 2 or 7 Days to Die livestreaming this weekend.

Dak's Twitch Channel

As it has been mentioned if you plan to livestream please remember to archive your videos! In twitch you can do this by going to settings > Channels & Videos > Check Auto Archive my broadcasts.

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Gol Koschei wrote:

Oh my god, it's happening! It's really happening!!

These people on the bus are looking at me in a horrified manner as I dance up and down the aisle, but they don't understand!

Maybe it's the flesh dripping off your exposed cheekbones, rather than the dancing.

Goblin Squad Member

Open Broadcaster Software is another useful recording and streaming software. It's also free. I had a good experience so far streaming ArcheAge with it.
IIRC it does require a DX 10 GFX Card, though

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Ryan Dancey wrote:

Just posted information on the Alpha Test - KNEEL BEFORE ZOG!!!!!

Just wanted to ask:

For those of us in Early Enrollment, who have a possibility of getting in the end of alpha, does that time count towards the overall time we have paid to play?

CEO, Goblinworks

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No. Alpha time is not real time.

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Dakcenturi wrote:

Hrm.. I am going to have to start testing out my Twitch setup. PS I am using XSplit. Might have to try out some DOTA 2 or 7 Days to Die livestreaming this weekend.

Dak's Twitch Channel

As it has been mentioned if you plan to livestream please remember to archive your videos! In twitch you can do this by going to settings > Channels & Videos > Check Auto Archive my broadcasts.

Noted

Scarab Sages Goblin Squad Member

Dakcenturi wrote:

Hrm.. I am going to have to start testing out my Twitch setup. PS I am using XSplit. Might have to try out some DOTA 2 or 7 Days to Die livestreaming this weekend.

Dak's Twitch Channel

As it has been mentioned if you plan to livestream please remember to archive your videos! In twitch you can do this by going to settings > Channels & Videos > Check Auto Archive my broadcasts.

Unfortunately, Twitch says:

"Archiving will be removed after June 15, 2014. Live broadcasts will no longer be recorded."

Scarab Sages Goblinworks Executive Founder

Keovar wrote:
Dakcenturi wrote:

Hrm.. I am going to have to start testing out my Twitch setup. PS I am using XSplit. Might have to try out some DOTA 2 or 7 Days to Die livestreaming this weekend.

Dak's Twitch Channel

As it has been mentioned if you plan to livestream please remember to archive your videos! In twitch you can do this by going to settings > Channels & Videos > Check Auto Archive my broadcasts.

Unfortunately, Twitch says:

"Archiving will be removed after June 15, 2014. Live broadcasts will no longer be recorded."

Where did you see that. I've been searching and can not find the reference.

Scarab Sages Goblin Squad Member

I just copied that message from somewhere in the settings and then I deleted the account because the site was just too damn overloaded and slow. If I try to create a new account, it says my username is still taken by the deleted account. With such 'excellent' design, I think that if I do end up making a Lat's Play, I'll just have to use YouTube.

Googling the string I pasted into my previous post brought up:
https://help.justin.tv/entries/41803380-Changes-to-Video-Archive-System


Ryan Dancey wrote:

People are going to come out of the wood work to talk about how the graphics suck, the animation sucks, the UI sucks, the design sucks, the customer service sucks, the players are toxic and suck, and how 17 years ago I ran a production system for a card game that didn't work.

You are going to be our defense against those people.

But what if we are those people?


Keovar wrote:

I just copied that message from somewhere in the settings and then I deleted the account because the site was just too damn overloaded and slow. If I try to create a new account, it says my username is still taken by the deleted account. With such 'excellent' design, I think that if I do end up making a Lat's Play, I'll just have to use YouTube.

Googling the string I pasted into my previous post brought up:
https://help.justin.tv/entries/41803380-Changes-to-Video-Archive-System

Whoa, posting under ye ole' Keovar account. No PAX, no Aet. Did you have a falling out Keovar? I sure hope not.

Scarab Sages Goblin Squad Member

Xorgrond wrote:
Whoa, posting under ye ole' Keovar account. No PAX, no Aet. Did you have a falling out Keovar? I sure hope not.

I don't know who you are nor why that should concern you. Your oldest post is from just over an hour ago, yet you're referencing something from a couple weeks ago. You're obviously not new and don't appear to be an alias, so I can only guess that you're a sock-puppet. I find that dishonest in most cases, so I'll assume your 'hope' is disingenuous, and that you are probably using your rear as headgear. If you have a better explanation for this familiarity you shouldn't have, let's hear it.


Keovar wrote:
Xorgrond wrote:
Whoa, posting under ye ole' Keovar account. No PAX, no Aet. Did you have a falling out Keovar? I sure hope not.
I don't know who you are nor why that should concern you. Your oldest post is from just over an hour ago, yet you're referencing something from a couple weeks ago. You're obviously not new and don't appear to be an alias, so I can only guess that you're a sock-puppet. I find that dishonest in most cases, so I'll assume your 'hope' is disingenuous, and that you are probably using your rear as headgear. If you have a better explanation for this familiarity you shouldn't have, let's hear it.

Whoa, no need for said hostility. I suppose it's possible I've been a lurker for quite some time? Or perhaps that's not the case, and we have a "long standing friendship"???

So, what happened a couple of weeks ago? Not a falling out I hope? I can't imagine anyone having any qualms with such an upstanding fellow as yourself. Do tell. Please don't hesitate to satisfy my child-like curiosity. ;D

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Keovar wrote:
Xorgrond wrote:
....
I don't know who you are...

I'm sure several folks have ventured a guess...


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Nihimon wrote:
Keovar wrote:
Xorgrond wrote:
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I don't know who you are...
I'm sure several folks have ventured a guess...

Several folks here are smarter than several others.

P.S: I've "liked" a few of my own posts. Duh.


TEO Malvius012 wrote:
Great job GW team!

Careful with throwing around the letter "G" and the letter "W" together, we don't want anyone at Paizo or Goblinworks getting slapped with a lawsuit now!

Scarab Sages Goblin Squad Member

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Nihimon wrote:
Keovar wrote:
Xorgrond wrote:
....
I don't know who you are...
I'm sure several folks have ventured a guess...

Yes, it smells like Qallz from writing alone.


Keovar wrote:
Nihimon wrote:
Keovar wrote:
Xorgrond wrote:
....
I don't know who you are...
I'm sure several folks have ventured a guess...
Yes, it smells like Qallz from writing alone.

For the record: I have no idea who that is. But man, what a ridiculously cool name. So, Keovar, you seem to be doing a little dance around my very pointed question... what happened mine old friend?

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Oh the life we lead.

alpha alpha alpha.

Liberty's Edge Goblin Squad Member

The Big L wrote:
TEO Malvius012 wrote:
Great job GW team!
Careful with throwing around the letter "G" and the letter "W" together, we don't want anyone at Paizo or Goblinworks getting slapped with a lawsuit now!

Yep... George Washington university is infamously litigious. :]

For the record, you can't trademark letters by themselves. Add images or display the letters in a distinctive style and it is possible, but suing over the use of 'GW' on a messageboard... no, never going to happen.

Goblin Squad Member

Congratulations on the milestone. Great achievement.

Looking forward to trying it out around the 16th.

Goblin Squad Member

I think, nay, I DEMAND that we should verify that the alpha-invite emailing system is flawless. FLAWLESSS!!!

<note to self: have a new keyboard delivered quickly>

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Keovar wrote:

I just copied that message from somewhere in the settings and then I deleted the account because the site was just too damn overloaded and slow. If I try to create a new account, it says my username is still taken by the deleted account. With such 'excellent' design, I think that if I do end up making a Lat's Play, I'll just have to use YouTube.

Googling the string I pasted into my previous post brought up:
https://help.justin.tv/entries/41803380-Changes-to-Video-Archive-System

Is justin.tv the same thing as twitch.tv? If not, I hardly see how this is relevant...

There are plenty of sites to stream from, so don't feel like it's either twitch or no live streams.

Goblin Squad Member

Justin.tv is the non-gaming sister website of Twitch.

If you are having issues with Twitch, try HitBox.tv

I have heard that they are quite good.

Goblin Squad Member

CBDunkerson wrote:
The Big L wrote:
TEO Malvius012 wrote:
Great job GW team!
Careful with throwing around the letter "G" and the letter "W" together, we don't want anyone at Paizo or Goblinworks getting slapped with a lawsuit now!

Yep... George Washington university is infamously litigious. :]

For the record, you can't trademark letters by themselves. Add images or display the letters in a distinctive style and it is possible, but suing over the use of 'GW' on a messageboard... no, never going to happen.

Tell that to the former owner of McMunchies Sandwich Bar in Buckinghamshire, UK. Who was sued by a fast food conglomerate (who shall remain nameless!) over the name of her establishment!

Paizo Employee CEO

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Keovar wrote:
Nihimon wrote:
Keovar wrote:
Xorgrond wrote:
....
I don't know who you are...
I'm sure several folks have ventured a guess...
Yes, it smells like Qallz from writing alone.

It was Qallz. Second time he made up an alt to get past his permanent ban from these boards. I guess the third account wasn't the charm. Feel like I am playing wack-a-mole.

Lisa

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Lisa Stevens wrote:
Keovar wrote:
Nihimon wrote:
Keovar wrote:
Xorgrond wrote:
....
I don't know who you are...
I'm sure several folks have ventured a guess...
Yes, it smells like Qallz from writing alone.

It was Qallz. Second time he made up an alt to get past his permanent ban from these boards. I guess the third account wasn't the charm. Feel like I am playing wack-a-mole.

Lisa

We appreciate the effort!

Now, here's a tiny golem bringing you a refreshing beverage of your choice!

Dark Archive Goblin Squad Member

Congrats to everyone involved in Goblimworks and Paizo for PFO. Now I wait patiently (being Canadian) for my first month Beta spot....unless of course you have an spare alpha test spot, just saying. My new gaming computer is ready and waiting.

Paizo Employee CEO

Lor'Evenwind wrote:
Lisa Stevens wrote:
Keovar wrote:
Nihimon wrote:
Keovar wrote:
Xorgrond wrote:
....
I don't know who you are...
I'm sure several folks have ventured a guess...
Yes, it smells like Qallz from writing alone.

It was Qallz. Second time he made up an alt to get past his permanent ban from these boards. I guess the third account wasn't the charm. Feel like I am playing wack-a-mole.

Lisa

Wouldn't it be so much easier to just lift his perma-ban? ;P

Edit: Oh yes, and as Alexander said, a noble effort. A noble effort indeed.

Nice try, Qallz. Banned!

-Lisa

Goblin Squad Member

If nothing else, perhaps the hunt-for-Qallz will show GW some new things for the upcoming hunt for griefers.

Paizo Employee CEO

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Qallz now qualifies as a spammer. From here on out, not only will I suspend him, but all his posts will be removed. Don't feed the troll. Don't quote his posts. Eventually, he will get the hint and go away.

-Lisa

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