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Zhayne wrote:I just don't know what went wrong.Taku Ooka Nin wrote:BROHOOF.Zhayne wrote:Brohoof.blackbloodtroll wrote:"Everypony, put your hooves together!"Spastic Puma wrote:Did anyone else see when he put "Decadent Horse Brothel"? I'm naming a band that now, btw.Brony Band?
Evidently you have not heard the term 'Pony-finder' before.
Someone I know homebrewed it... I have staunchly refused to have anything to do with it...

Addem Up |
blackbloodtroll wrote:Zhayne wrote:I just don't know what went wrong.Taku Ooka Nin wrote:BROHOOF.Zhayne wrote:Brohoof.blackbloodtroll wrote:"Everypony, put your hooves together!"Spastic Puma wrote:Did anyone else see when he put "Decadent Horse Brothel"? I'm naming a band that now, btw.Brony Band?Evidently you have not heard the term 'Pony-finder' before.
Someone I know homebrewed it... I have staunchly refused to have anything to do with it...
It's actually quite the interesting system, if a bit skewed. Flying races on one hoof, lack of dual-wielding or free two-handing on the other.

Claxon |

I hate to say this...but I think the Bronies are preferable to a stupid alignment argument every week.
Though who am I to judge since I join the argument every time. *Sigh*
But yes, in seriousness I think the simplest solution is to make the Phylactery of Faithfulness into a class feature as part of the base set of rules in the game. This way GMs will have to recognize they are either ignoring the rules or screwing their players.
Hrmmm....they probably still wont care and we will probably get twice as many threads b~&%$ing about how they can't make the paladin fall now.

Democratus |

I don't know about the town in this campaign, but where I live gambling builds community and camaraderie. It's no different than gathering for a game of darts and putting a few dollars at stake to make it more interesting.
By participating in games that the townspeople clearly enjoy, the paladin is more a part of the community than if he abstained.
Standing apart from everyone and frowning at their 'heathen games' is no way to build community and brotherhood.

Claxon |

The problem still is, who controls the Phylactery? If its the GM, we are still going to get the 12585 threads on the subject. at one point there were 4 in the first page alone.
The OP hasn't responded in a while, I guess we didn't give him the right answer.
What do you mean by "controls the phylactery"?
The phylactery says, "The wearer of a phylactery of faithfulness is aware of any action or item that could adversely affect his alignment and his standing with his deity, including magical effects. He acquires this information prior to performing such an action or becoming associated with such an item if he takes a moment to contemplate the act." So, if the player were about to do something the deity (read as GM) doesn't like he has to inform the player beforehand.
The GM can't pull a gotcha after he's done something and say, "Well turns out your god doesn't like that, so you fall."

Chengar Qordath |

Having something like the Phylactery of Faithfulness baked into the Paladin's class features would be nice, but all it really does is keep the GM from pulling the "Surprise, Paladin Falls" trick. Really, as long as falling remains a part of the Paladin's mechanics, there will be "Should the Paladin Fall" threads.

Spastic Puma |
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Perhaps the "DM looking for a reason for the paladin to fall" is a result of the GM placing expectations on the PC to play a certain character rather than class. Every class carries some sort of stereotypical baggage and if you break away from that, then people notice: Rogues always use thin pointy weapons and steal a lot so play a mace wielding secret agent. Barbarians are always half-orcs with greataxes, etc. so makea gnome barbarian who prefers a longspear. Unfortunately for the paladin, if you don't play The Most Upstanding Paragon of What Everyone Thinks A Good Person Should Be than the DM gets to use this against you.

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I don't know about the town in this campaign, but where I live gambling builds community and camaraderie. It's no different than gathering for a game of darts and putting a few dollars at stake to make it more interesting.
By participating in games that the townspeople clearly enjoy, the paladin is more a part of the community than if he abstained.
Standing apart from everyone and frowning at their 'heathen games' is no way to build community and brotherhood.
I just wanted to take this and say "Quoted for truth." So long as you aren't gambling your life savings away, gambling is a great way to pass the time with friends; and in the past, I've found that my friends generally help me avoid spending too much rather than egg me on. If the paladin acts aloof to the townsfolk, he's not doing his job as a member of the community, which is part of his specific code.
I want to go ahead and comment on what Spastic Puma said, too.
Unfortunately for the paladin, if you don't play The Most Upstanding Paragon of What Everyone Thinks A Good Person Should Be than the DM gets to use this against you.
Yeah, this happens a lot. One time, I had problems with the other players but not my DM; I was playing a pragmatic halfling paladin/rogue in the Forgotten Realms, and my character's concept was that he spread joy. His approach was distinctly not smite-the-evil, but make-the-diplomacy and form-the-peace. In fact, he pretended he wasn't a paladin at all because he didn't want to make people feel nervous around him; he disguised himself as a traveling merchant who happened to know a good bit about fighting with a staff and underhanded fighting tactics.
The moment another player found out, the whole party knew out of character and started trying to demand my character Fall for various reasons. Using a sneak attack? FALL! Running away from a battle that cannot be won? FALL! Stealth? FALL! Tactics? FALL! Healing an evil creature (a prisoner that I didn't want to bleed to death)? FALL!
It gets pretty absurd.

Lord Mhoram |

It's actually simple. Every paladin must have a Phylactery of Faithfulness. Thus, no issues.
I pretty much made that a special ability for paladins in my games. If someone is relying on the power of a deity, it makes sense they would have a sense if they are about to do something that would make them lose those powers. That also means that people playing Paladins in my games don't have to worry about the "you fall Ha ha ha" from me. I've played many Paladins in my life and I hate that.

blahpers |
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As I understand it, a paladin, by virtue of the process it took to become one, ought to have a better idea of what her code is than the paladin's player. So the phylactery of faithfulness is redundant unless the paladin was suffering from some sort of compulsion. The GM should do the paladin's player the courtesy of giving her character the benefit of the doubt and warning her when she's about to do something against the code.
The player, on the other hand, should keep protracted arguments for between sessions. Even when the GM is dead wrong, as in this case. : D

pennywit |
Hmm ... When I read about a gambling paladin, my first thought was "paladin of Abadar." At my table, if I thought a paladin was acting LG, but more in character with a different deity, I'd chat with the player privately, then we'd say (at the table" "[Paladin] follows [Deity 2]. He has always followed [Deity 2]." And then we'd get back to rescuing dragons from evil princesses.

The Shaman |
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Spastic Puma wrote:Unfortunately for the paladin, if you don't play The Most Upstanding Paragon of What Everyone Thinks A Good Person Should Be than the DM gets to use this against you.Actually Read that like a Terry Pratchett book, worked pretty well.
Speaking of Pratchett, imo Carrot can make a great (if slightly nontraditional) paladin. This guy has the goods (and the lawfuls).

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I thought, at first, that I wouldn't chime in, but now I've changed my mind.
About the real issue here: as long as the GM, player in question, and the others know what they want and figure out what works, while allowing each other to go with their own ideas as long as they aren't antagonistic to each other, they can figure out what'll work well.
To the threadjackers:
I'm going to make up a goblin paladin. Even if she falls, that won't stop her from bringing fire and the chopper to her worst foe.
...and that's all I'm going to say about that.

Max Smithson |
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That was my point on the phylactery. The only thing is it keeps the threads from being
Did this paladin fall?
and they become
Should I trigger the phylactery?
The core issue in all these threads is a lack of communication and/or differing expectations by the GM and player.
The core answer is always, if you have to ask, they didn't.
GMs: work with your players to figure out what kinda of code you want to play.
Players: work with your GM to make sure you have something set up to warn you of potentially bad behavior.
I love paladins. Played one in AD&D and have a couple here on the forums. But I'll never play one in a game where the GM doesn't work with me to 1) Approve a code and 2) have some idea of when I might be close to doing something wrong.
I'll just go play something else. To be honest, if i were the paladin in question in these threads, I bet I would not be having fun, if it's not the player being a jerk.

Mike Franke |
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Because historic/literary/early D&D paladins are based on a Christian code (Lancelot, Roland, Galahad, etc) there is still a left over feeling that paladins act in a way that is hard core Christian (no drinking, smoking, gambling, sex, fun, etc.)
That is not, however, the basis for the Pathfinder Paladin. Is his god actively against (note i do not use the ok with test) drinking, gambling, sex, etc. If the god is not then a Paladin is perfectly ok doing those things.
A Paladin is a holy warrior. He fights against what his god fights against. He does not fall because he engages in activities that other people might find questionable.

Kolokotroni |

The answer to all paladin issues is to sit down with the player and work out an actual code (or borrow one from faiths of purity and expand upon it) and discuss what that code means in typical situations.
Most of the time its a difference in the idea of what a paladin 'should be'. If you cant work out a code you are both satisfied with, then the player should play something else.

Taku Ooka Nin |

I doubt a Paladin of Torag, would have anything against drinking.
He may, have something against not drinking, but that is for another discussion.
Paladins of Torag are social drinkers. If you have a drink then so shall he, but if you don't he will in Torag's honor just to start things off.

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blackbloodtroll wrote:Paladins of Torag are social drinkers. If you have a drink then so shall he, but if you don't he will in Torag's honor just to start things off.I doubt a Paladin of Torag, would have anything against drinking.
He may, have something against not drinking, but that is for another discussion.
and if the others still don't, he will drink for them. In honor of Torag for them. Then some more for himself...

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A long time ago, way back in history,
When all there was to drink was nothin' but cups of tea,
Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops,
And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops!
He must have been an admiral, a sultan or a king,
And to his praises we shall always sing!
Look what he has done for us; he's filled us up with cheer!
Gods bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented
Beer, Beer, Beer,
Tiddly-Beer, Beer, Beer!
From Cheliax to Andoran and in Absalom as well,
One thing you can be sure of: it's Charlie beer they sell!
So all ye lads and lasses, at eleven o'clock ye stop:
For five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops.
He must have been an admiral, a sultan or a king,
And to his praises we shall always sing!
Look what he has done for us; he's filled us up with cheer!
Gods bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented
Beer, Beer, Beer,
Tiddly-Beer, Beer, Beer!

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Jarl wrote:Lancelot is a horrible example. The players are tweaked over a pocket change poker game. Do you really think they would let a paladin commit adultery upon a king who happened to be the paladin's best friend?Not every paladin is going to be nice, kind, or lawful stupid. Heck, you couldn't make me play one even if you offered to pay me. Different from Lancelot doesn't necessarily mean bad wrong.
Ref: Sparhawk and Bazhell Bahnakson
Lancelot fell as a Paladin because of his seduction by Elaine. (Arthurian codes were rather strict.)

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The Pathfinder Paladin is the system's slam dunk triumph of flavor and rules overhaul and the only thing people
STILL want to do is take all the bad ass powers away.Sigh.
I think this is why I've played about 3 of them since 2000.
I won't play a Paladin in a stranger's home campaign, nor will I allow someone I don't know very well to play one in mine. I've a mind to simply boot the Paladin classes altogether. It was created for gaming by a generation considerably less cynical about ethics and morality than the current crop.

Kobold Catgirl |

This what I mean Rynjin, we've got a long moral debate of equally valid points of view. A true Paladin would not touch such a thing with a 10 foot pole, due to the severity of their good alignment.
Ah, that "New Paladin Thread" smell. Smells like napalm.
Right! Let's get down to business! I'm ready! I'm in a mood to get somethin' done, know what I mean?
Rynjin wrote:Are you saying the Paladin should fall for being a spud lover?Were such a potato harvested from a farm, who's ownership had be transferred by an act of evil deceit, then such a potato would be considered symbolic of such evil, and not to be eaten.
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Okay, where are the cameras?

Kobold Catgirl |
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The context of the barn, was one of work. A place to store beasts of burden, not a decadent horse brothel. And the poor could raise more, after he directly assists in the first. Guiding their hands as they hammer nails, and pull ropes.
A place to store beasts of burden, not a decadent horse brothel.
not a decadent horse brothel.
decadent horse brothel.
...
...
Let's get down to business!
TO DEFEAT
THE HUNSDID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS
WHEN I ASKED
FOR SONS
WHAT THE F&&@
DID I READ
PLEASE EXPLAIN
STALWART AS A PALADIN
RAISING BARNS ALL DAY
TOGETHER WE CAN RAISE THIS BARN, ONE TWO THREE FOUR
I JUST HAVE NO CLUE NOW
I SHOULD GO AWAY
I'M JUST SO CONFUSED
LIKE, WHAT THE F*%~
THIS THREAD IS REALLY STRANGE
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THIS IS
PLEASE EXPLAIN

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Verteidiger wrote:Or men. We tend to cater to a wide range.blackbloodtroll wrote:Or a Paladin of Lymnieris with all the proper legal permissions going out and 'comforting' the city's lonely women for coin.Just be glad it was not a Paladin of Arshea.
Look, they got boy whores.
[cheerful]
Isn't that thoughtful?

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Ashak-Kenoth wrote:Verteidiger wrote:Or men. We tend to cater to a wide range.blackbloodtroll wrote:Or a Paladin of Lymnieris with all the proper legal permissions going out and 'comforting' the city's lonely women for coin.Just be glad it was not a Paladin of Arshea.
Kaylee wrote:Look, they got boy whores.
[cheerful]
Isn't that thoughtful?
Also, many of us offer specials for couples.
We offer simultaneous marriage counseling as well.
If our clients aren't in a better place than they were when they came to us, we aren't doing our job.

Verteidiger |

Fomsie wrote:Ashak-Kenoth wrote:Verteidiger wrote:Or men. We tend to cater to a wide range.blackbloodtroll wrote:Or a Paladin of Lymnieris with all the proper legal permissions going out and 'comforting' the city's lonely women for coin.Just be glad it was not a Paladin of Arshea.
Kaylee wrote:Look, they got boy whores.
[cheerful]
Isn't that thoughtful?Also, many of us offer specials for couples.
We offer simultaneous marriage counseling as well.
If our clients aren't in a better place than they were when they came to us, we aren't doing our job.
I seriously want to be a Paladin of Lymnieris now.

Taku Ooka Nin |

Ashak-Kenoth wrote:Oh my!Verteidiger wrote:Or men. We tend to cater to a wide range.blackbloodtroll wrote:Just be glad it was not a Paladin of Arshea.Or a Paladin of Lymnieris with all the proper legal permissions going out and 'comforting' the city's lonely women for coin.
Yes! I know what my next paladin is going to be.