
Black Dougal |

1. VD;"Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons? "
2. J:"Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese? "
B:"Because of the metric system? "
J:"Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart motherfker"
3. LD: "Mr. Barbone? Welcome to L.A., I'm Bobby, your driver. I hope you had a pleasant flight. "
RB "Yeah well, I hope you drive better than you fking spell, jack-off. My name is Barboni, not Barbone, okay!"

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1. VD;"Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons? "
2. J:"Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese? "
B:"Because of the metric system? "
J:"Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart motherfker"3. LD: "Mr. Barbone? Welcome to L.A., I'm Bobby, your driver. I hope you had a pleasant flight. "
RB "Yeah well, I hope you drive better than you fking spell, jack-off. My name is Barboni, not Barbone, okay!"
1: Broken Arrow
2: Pulp Fiction3: Get Shorty
All three featuring John Travolta.

Te'Shen |

Man 1: Sean ********, I'll be...... What have they been feeding you in america?
Man 2: Steel, Michaleen, and fires so hot that a man forgets his fear of hell.
It's been a really long time since I've seen this movie, so it may not be 100% accurate.
Oh... and I'm not sure if this one was answered already.
The Quiet Man. Man 1 is Sean Thornton played by John Wayne.

Itchy |

Itchy wrote:1: "Don't ask me. I mostly just hurt people!"Itchy, I want to say this is Jayne in Serenity, but that could be just because I want it to be.
It's not Jayne. Here's another one from the same movie, same character:
J: What's the big deal man? F----n' waste of ammo.C: Let's go.
J: Must be a chick thing.
Here's one:
F: Nobody said love's perfect.
A: Oh, F, I don't expect it to be perfect, but for G--'s sake, it's usually human!
That sounds really familiar, but I can't place it.

ShinHakkaider |

Readerbreeder wrote:Itchy wrote:1: "Don't ask me. I mostly just hurt people!"Itchy, I want to say this is Jayne in Serenity, but that could be just because I want it to be.It's not Jayne. Here's another one from the same movie, same character:
J: What's the big deal man? F----n' waste of ammo.
C: Let's go.
J: Must be a chick thing.
That's Ron Pearlman's character from Alien Resurrection.

Te'Shen |

Te'Shen wrote:I believe that's from The Crow.Well, it's been referenced already, but since there have been multiple Jaws, Star Wars, and The Crow quotes amidst others, I don't feel bad...
"It certainly illustrates the versatility of the word."
Nope. Not where I lifted it. I apologize if I was unclear. I just meant since some movies have been used more than once that reusing a movie seems fair game. And after checking, I will amend the quote (Sorry) and give another from the same.
"Well, it certainly illustrates the diversity of the word."
and
"There's nine bodies, genius. What the f#@k were you gonna do? Laugh the last three to death, ********?!"

drunken_nomad |

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NS :"C'mon, Eddie. I'm paying you well. Does it really matter where the money comes from? "
EV:"It matters to me. I may not make an honest buck, but I'm 100% American. I don't work for no two-bit Nazi. Let the girl go! "
I know it, but I already posted a quote from this one, so I'll let somebody else chime in.

Fallen_Mage |

Itchy wrote:Te'Shen wrote:I believe that's from The Crow.Well, it's been referenced already, but since there have been multiple Jaws, Star Wars, and The Crow quotes amidst others, I don't feel bad...
"It certainly illustrates the versatility of the word."
Nope. Not where I lifted it. I apologize if I was unclear. I just meant since some movies have been used more than once that reusing a movie seems fair game. And after checking, I will amend the quote (Sorry) and give another from the same.
"Well, it certainly illustrates the diversity of the word."
and
"There's nine bodies, genius. What the f#@k were you gonna do? Laugh the last three to death, ********?!"
The Boondock Saints

Black Dougal |
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DR J :"It was just a routine procedure, meant to measure the density of the gases that surround Alpha Centauri. However, partway through the experiment, there was a deviation, and, uh... we lost control of the laser spectroscope. "
HtD: "What do you mean, "lost control"? "
DR J: "Some unknown force was redirecting the laser beam from its original target, so that it hit your planet instead. "
HtD: "Hit my planet? How about 'hit my living room'? Talk about an invasion of privacy! "

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Tacticslion |

DR J :"It was just a routine procedure, meant to measure the density of the gases that surround Alpha Centauri. However, partway through the experiment, there was a deviation, and, uh... we lost control of the laser spectroscope. "
HtD: "What do you mean, "lost control"? "
DR J: "Some unknown force was redirecting the laser beam from its original target, so that it hit your planet instead. "
HtD: "Hit my planet? How about 'hit my living room'? Talk about an invasion of privacy! "
I'm sorry to say that I know this is Howard the Duck in Howard the Duck, talking to Dr. Jennings.
H*****: Who in their right mind, in a choice between pancakes and living, chooses pancakes?
J****: H*****, if you'd pause to think, I believe you'd realize that that answer is inextricably contingent upon the type of life being led and, of course, the quality of the pancakes.
No stinkin' clue, but it's an awesome quote. :D
go ahead and stamp your form sonny cause quite frankly I don't give a s@+!
to a new Yorker like you a hero is some type of weird sandwhich not some nut who takes on three tigers
its a deal its a steal its sale of the f+~@ing century. in fact f~!@ you nick I think i'll keep it
Question: are these three different movie quotes?
If so, the first one is from the Shawshank Redemption, at the end, when Red was elderly and on review for his parole. If not... I've no idea.

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Imbicatus wrote:OM: Keep your thought as pure as the water.
CJ: Hey, this water ain't really that pure.
OM: Un-heh, neither are you.The Golden Child
An incredibly boring movie punctuated by three or four of the funniest jokes/vignettes I've ever seen.
I enjoyed it completely, but I can't say its a good movie. "I-I-I-I, I said I want the knife.... Please....."

Fallen_Mage |

tony gent wrote:go ahead and stamp your form sonny cause quite frankly I don't give a s@+!
to a new Yorker like you a hero is some type of weird sandwhich not some nut who takes on three tigers
its a deal its a steal its sale of the f+~@ing century. in fact f~!@ you nick I think i'll keep itQuestion: are these three different movie quotes?
If so, the first one is from the Shawshank Redemption, at the end, when Red was elderly and on review for his parole. If not... I've no idea.
The second one is Kelley's Heroes. Said by Donald Sutherland's character Oddball. Like this quote: "There you go again, out with them negative waves. Why can't you say something righteous, and hopeful for a change?"