Awesome.
Clearly it's aliens.
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On the one hand I wish I was back in the Northwest so I could go play with the unidentified object and gain superpowers or the friendship of a dragon or alien or something. On the other hand I think we should just leave it alone and pretend like we never encountered it. I mean seriously, does nobody watch horror movies? Whenever you find an unidentified object, either buried in the ground or fallen from space, it usually heralds the death of at the very least the finders who play with the unidentified thing, and on the oposite end of the spectrum, everyone on the planet.
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I would love to be on the crew investigating The Object!!!
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I blame Cosmo.
It's probably just a future regeneration of Geraldo Rivera imprisoned in the Pandorica.
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Clearly it's aliens.
Now I ain't sayin' it's cultists.... but it's prob'ly cultists.
Goodness! An object! It could be anything! Even...a really big rock.
Must be a slow news day.
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Heck. It could *be* cosmo...
Its not my fault. When I put jimmy hoffa and walt disney there inside a concrete bunker it was a po dunk town that everyone said was going to collapse in like, 5 years...
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No, they're only saying that it vanished. Obviously, just like TMA-1, it sent out a signal when it was discovered, and the Greys have come back to get it.
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{flings a gnoll femur into the air}
"Nothing to see here"
Maybe its the egg of an elder god. CHTUllU!!!
How did the Whispering Tyrant's phylactery end up in Seattle?
I heard they sent in the TLA to fix it.
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Dammit, and thought I'd buried my ex well enough...
what ever it was blocking the tunnel machine has vanished and now the highway is sinking
It appears that they must have gotten their Oscillation Overthruster working again. Better luck next time, John Yellowdingo.
And don't touch the watermelon over there.
{flings a gnoll femur into the air}
Hey, someone actually found something to do with a gnoll femur!
{flings a gnoll femur into the air}Hey, someone actually found something to do with a gnoll femur!
I'm pretty sure ogres use them as drumsticks (though admittedly they're not particularly picky about which creature the drumstick came from) and goblins for playing a game suspiciously like baseball but with more broken glass and explosions.
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Clearly, the paizo golem was off on it's own, minding his own business, bumped into the drill and decided to return to the safe haven of the paizo office.
Jimmy Hoffa?
IT'S THEM! RUN!
IT'S THEM! RUN!
CEASE ESCAPE ATTEMPTS, CITIZEN. THERE IS NO ESCAPE. THERE IS NO RETREAT. THERE IS NOWHERE DEVOID OF OBSERVATION. WE ARE ALL. WE ARE EVERYWHERE. GLORY TO THE MANY.
*Watches, records, sends gps coordinates.*
CEASE ESCAPE ATTEMPTS, CITIZEN. THERE IS NO ESCAPE. THERE IS NO RETREAT. THERE IS NOWHERE DEVOID OF OBSERVATION. WE ARE ALL. WE ARE EVERYWHERE. GLORY TO THE MANY.IT'S THEM! RUN!
Do you know a certain Seven of Nine?
...
****, THAT WAS THE BORG!
CEASE ESCAPE ATTEMPTS, CITIZEN. THERE IS NO ESCAPE. THERE IS NO RETREAT. THERE IS NOWHERE DEVOID OF OBSERVATION. WE ARE ALL. WE ARE EVERYWHERE. GLORY TO THE MANY.IT'S THEM! RUN!
THEM! are giant ants.
When they were building the channel tunnel, scientists and engineers spent hundreds of hours trying to find the path of least resistance through the rock. Honestly as big as the machine is, it doesn't mean it's unstoppable.
A difference or variation in the rock could potentially cause a reduction in drilling capacity quite dramatically.
Them are giant ants. Tranlated to swedish into The giant spiders attack!
When they were building the channel tunnel, scientists and engineers spent hundreds of hours trying to find the path of least resistance through the rock. Honestly as big as the machine is, it doesn't mean it's unstoppable.
A difference or variation in the rock could potentially cause a reduction in drilling capacity quite dramatically.
Stop trying to throw sense into our paranoia!
awwwwwww Its a steel pipe some tree huggers left there doing ground water samples
Uh, yeah. Pipe. Huhh huh huhh huhh huhhh...
I guess it packed up and walked away, and that is why they could drill again?
Dang hippehs.
Oh man is that where I left my pipe.
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Ah, the fabled Bong of Seven Parts.
1000 feet into a 10000+ foot tunnel. This is going to take a looooooong time to dig.