Its the only explanation for why they'd conducted three enemas, a colonoscopy, an X-ray and several cavity searches on an innocent man stopped for running astop sign simply because he appeared to clench his buttocks.
Cripes.
Man, that is just wrong. I hope he gets $bazillions.
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Good thing we have the police to protect us innocent people from being kidnapped, anally abused, humiliated and drugged... oh, right.
This brings the police excuse of furtive movement to a whole new level...
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That's some startlingly bad judgement on the part of the police and the doctors.
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this is one case where I say sue the pants off of them. Literally. In addition to significant monetary damages, the officers, doctors and especially the judge who issued the warrant should get a solid dose of an eye for an eye, in open court.
Who are The Greys?
Doh.
That. .. is HILARIOUS.
I hope he bankrupts the department.
NOOOOOOO! You know what will happen then!!!
Tin Foil Yamakah you will need to come with me there are some grey men who wish to speak with you and conduct some ... er tests.
Too late... Dammit. Another one rides the colonoscope.
I promise this wont hurt a bit
I promise this wont hurt a bit
YOU LIE!!!!
I promise this wont hurt a bitYOU LIE!!!!
"Looks like you picked the wrong day to wear a skirt, come here you anal packing narco smuggler"
*Extends probe*
[url=http://www.kob.com/article/stories/s3209305.shtml]copy of the lawsuit here.[url]
Not only was the search conducted at a medical center outside the legal jurisdiction of the warrant, but the warrant had expired by the time the . . . operation . . . commenced.
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The Greys are running new mexico
{sips fluoridated tapwater, eyes glaze over, answers monotonically:} This is clearly pro-Grey propaganda. Sure, they are in charge of the Executive branch of New Mexican government (and doing a fine job), per the Treaty of Devil's Tower 1977, government here is trilateral (though we prefer the term "Icke-ian"). Thus, the Reptilians run the Judicial branch, and the Illuminati run the Legislative.
And before you ask, no, Governor Brewer is one of you humans.
Does the Illuminati include the Knights Templar and the Masons?
And are those guys working with the Greys and Reptilians? Now what about straight demons and devils? Are they involved too?
No, the Illuminati and the Masons are - currently - not affiliated with one another. However, both groups are in the middle of massive restructuring and the lines of alliance between the new chapters have yet to be drawn, so stay tuned for further updates as this story develops.
As far as this reporter has uncovered, the Knights Templar folded approximately 250 years ago. However, they may have simply gone underground and are awaiting the proper time to re-emerge and assert themselves once more. If we uncover any further information, listeners, you will be the first to know. (After, of course, the City Council and the Sheriff's Secret Police. But you already knew that.)
Very Good Puppet..Very Good
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What about the hooded figures in the dog park?
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They were not available for comment.
The station reminds you that dogs are not allowed in the dog park. Do not think about the dog park. Do not look for too long at the dog park, and especially not at the hooded figures.
And now, traffic.
What color was the helicopter? You need to know the color of the helicopter.
Sir, would you care to make a statement for the press regarding your experiences?
"Last time I made a statement. They took me away. That is why I want to know what helicopters have been seen lately. I need to know the color so I know who is coming."
We will investigate and report to you, listeners, as soon as more information is available.
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{reads from official bleeping report:}
Seeking the truth about aliens means a perfunctory 9 to 5 job to some -- for although Agent Diana Luvski is noble of spirit and pure at heart -- she remains nevertheless... a Federal employee. As for her partner, Ranerdt Muldradt -- a ticking time bomb of insanity -- his quest into the unknown has so warped his psyche, one shudders to think how he receives any pleasures from life...
Then there are those who care not about extraterrestrials, searching for meaning in other human beings... Rare or lucky are those who find it -- for although we may not be alone in the Universe -- in our own separate ways -- on This Planet... we are all alone.
*Appears at the corner of reporters vision, seeing camera equipment dissapears. Makes note to visit reporter later tonite when cameras are not running*
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What color was the helicopter? You need to know the color of the helicopter.
For reference:
Unmarked black helicopters: World Government. Best stay inside.Blue: Sheriff's Secret Police. They'll keep a good eye on your kids, and hardly ever take one.
Complex murals depicting diving birds of prey: We don't know, but a few months back they took all the children. Then gave them back, much better behaved than before. So probably ok.
Yellow helicopters: You're screwed. Believe in a smiling God.
What color was the helicopter? You need to know the color of the helicopter.For reference:
Unmarked black helicopters: World Government. Best stay inside.
Blue: Sheriff's Secret Police. They'll keep a good eye on your kids, and hardly ever take one.
Complex murals depicting diving birds of prey: We don't know, but a few months back they took all the children. Then gave them back, much better behaved than before. So probably ok.
Yellow helicopters: You're screwed. Believe in a smiling God.
But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the fox seagull say?