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Whoops, Nasty didn't see the second pit.

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The Nasty Orc wrote:
Nasty looks around seeing he is the last person left on one side leaps across the pit to get to the door on the northwest wall towards the door and opens it.

Nasty: You make it another 20' when you hit a slippery spot, this spot is covered with a substance that is totally 100% frictionless.

You will bounce off a wall and find yourself landing in the front pit taking 1d12 ⇒ 3 and you must make your poison/paralysis/death magic save or contact super-tetanus giving you lockjaw...oh the horror


I am not sure having Nasty go around gaping is such a good idea, if you know what I mean...

Scarab Sages

Tvashtri takes a closer look at the frictionless spot, sliding a hoof across it while steadying himself with his staff.

"Remarkable! What is this?"

Knowledge (Arcana): 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (12) + 15 = 27
Knowledge (Dungeoneering): 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (6) + 13 = 19
Knowledge (Engineering): 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (19) + 18 = 37
Knowledge (Planes): 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (16) + 11 = 27

He then sets to converting his traveler's any-tool into a stout, abdomen-high stake with a loop at the top, into which he places his staff, that he may swing over the spot (as well as back around if that should prove too dangerous).


*Pulls a bag of sand out of haversack. Spreads it over slick spot.*

Try it now.

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Let me rephrase the word spot, this oil starts at 40' in and continues west for 25' to the edge of the second pit.

The oil covers the floor, walls and ceiling. The door on the northwest wall lies on the other side of the pit.

TAK: This stuff has never been seen except of course by the ooze folk who crafted it to mess with you poor bastids that require legs.

Alissa: The sand you toss on the oil eventually makes it's way to the pit that Nasty lies in.

Scarab Sages

"Good Jenny, are you perhaps familiar with...this?"

I actually thought of asking her first, but tried to see if I knew first.


Whee, a slip and slide.


If it is oil, I can probably fix it.

*turns cubeish and starts slobbering up the oil as she wombles along*

*is still levitating and so won't slime and paralyze Nasty by falling into the pit*


No comments from the peanut gallery.

Search for secret door to bypass slippery area: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (9) + 15 = 24

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Jenny: You will notice as you are about to float over the frictionless area that levitate along with any type of flying magic will not work....oh those tricksy oozes.

Now as far as slurping it up, that would require you to touch it yes. You do know that if you go sliding you will not take damage nor run the risk of contracting super tetanus.

Alissa: Unfortunately there no secret doors in this room.

Edit: Betchya didn't know oozes knew how to craft frictionless substances and induction fields,


I will send the succubus to rescue Nasty.


Fort Save: 1d20 + 12 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 12 + 4 = 35

He starts climbing out of the pit

Climb: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17

His wounds already healed up a he climbs out.
"Hey everyone watch out there are sharp things at the bottom of the pits and its pretty slippery."

Sovereign Court

Nasty: You and the succubus are on the other side of the pit. To your north is s door, to the west and 10' back is a wall.

It's a good thing you did not get lockjaw, I would hate to see you eating food through a straw.


The floating was for the pit...

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Oops sorry about that. You are able to float over the first pit.

Me and the Misses will be out of town from this Thursday afternoon until Tuesday morning. Try not to muck up the place too bad


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Have a fun trip. Watch out for random encounters.


What are we going to do with this succubus while the GM is away?

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Alissa: Thank you, I will be in Vegas with my sinuses going haywire...figures

AMH: inquiring minds want to know.


Nasty looks at the Succubus then to Alissa.

"Can I eat her?"


AM HEALER wrote:
What are we going to do with this succubus while the GM is away?

You summoned her. You can still command her for the next 60 seconds.


The Nasty Orc wrote:

Nasty looks at the Succubus then to Alissa.

"Can I eat her?"

Yes.

She should disappear from your stomach, so it's an awesome diet plan. Just eat fast before the spell ends.


Then you'd have to grapple her first, Nasty.


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Don't encourage him.


"Grapple?"

He says as he launches his prehensile tongue at her.

Tongue Lash: 1d20 + 24 ⇒ (6) + 24 = 30

Swallow Whole: 1d20 + 24 ⇒ (2) + 24 = 26


This is... I bet there's etchings in some temple dedicated to a deity of sex that's similar to what we're seeing here...

Scarab Sages

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"You mean the Temple of 10,000 Climaxes in my resplendent native metropolis of New-Tashboor-On-Ruins-Of-Old? There's the Cathedral of Cento-Penetration, as well...and the Mighty Mosque of the Nameless Orifice...."

I think we may all need to collaborate on committing this setting of ours to print at some point....


"Looked tasty to me too....but not like that...."


Nasty can be a very literal creature. Still, it may not be a good idea to eat demons, you know? But, perhaps the Midgard Serpent will eat her after he's done...


I think the Midgard Serpent is just an excuse he uses for his eating disorder.


"Why you say Serpent not exist? Alissa. You know he does. You are being mean to me now."

"Don't make me prove it to you. If I spit the snake thing out you will be sorry."


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"Please keep your snake to yourself!"

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I have returned...and what a lovely little tire fire we have here. Tongue lashing and swallowing a succubus.

Makes sign of the cross forgive them lord

Scarab Sages

"Jenny, do you have any idea what..." He gestures at the frictionless section of floor with his tail. "...this is? I have heard of such wonders coming out of Oozefolk artifice, but I fear I know little more. I was thinking of how fortunate it would be if perhaps there were a way to collect and store it for later utility!"


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I wonder if the jelly who invented it had the initials K.Y....


Nasty starts to reach down his throat to grab hold of the Midgard Serpent to pull him out some to Show Alissa and the rest of the party.
Unless someone with a cooler head prevents this disaster.


Trap had mis-heard TV-ashtri saying something about Oozefolk Orifices...

The list of cuddle buddies on cold nights was decreasing all the time.

"Yeah what about those oozefolk?"


Jenny has only recently become Oozefolk. I don't know if she has even been to their village before we met.


Seeing how everyone seems to be ignoring him. He pouts stops trying to get the Midgaard Serpent from his stomach.

Looks around the room for something to eat. Finds a piece of rock from the wall in the room and munches on it.

He walks over to the door of the room and looks to open it to see what is beyond the door.

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Nasty: Beyond the door is a 30' long hallway heading west leading to a T intersection.


Nasty starts to walk down the hall towards the T intersection. When he gets to the end he looks down each end to see whats there.


Wait, how did he get past the slick spot and the second pit?

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JRR Tolkien wrote:

Nasty: You make it another 20' when you hit a slippery spot, this spot is covered with a substance that is totally 100% frictionless.

You will bounce off a wall and find yourself landing in the front pit taking 1d12 and you must make your poison/paralysis/death magic save or contact super-tetanus giving you lockjaw...oh the horror

Alissa: Nasty slipped and slided into the second pit and the succubus flew over and pulled him out.

Nasty: The corridor heads 30' north and ends at a door, it also heads south for 70' ending at a door.


He looks back to Alissa "I am heading south."

Walks the 70' south and opens the door to see what he sees.


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Way to go greedy guts.
You ate the succubus before she could fly the rest of us over the second pit.
Have fun adventuring on your own.

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Nasty: Opening this door reveals a 100' w X 130' L room. This large room is terraced around the outside in giant steps of 10 foot depth and width.

There are a total of 4 steps leading down all of the steps are made of glass and filled with water. Consider yourself on step A.

Step B is an open top and contain 6 giant crayfish,.

Step C is a dry level with 6 giant scorpions.

Step D is another wet level with four sea lions.

Step E is the bottom, it is 20 feet wide by 50 feet long with a door at the bottom on the south wall. there are also 3 manticores on the bottom level.


Ranger Alissa wrote:

Way to go greedy guts.

You ate the succubus before she could fly the rest of us over the second pit.
Have fun adventuring on your own.

You said you didn't want the succubus's help.

Scarab Sages

"There is still this, you know...." Tvashtri points at the staff-and-stile apparatus he devised for swinging over the pit. He tries demonstrating it himself.


"I asked permission before I ate her and everyone said it was okay to do it. So I ate her. She tasted pretty good too. " he calls back to Alissa.

"AM HEALER THERE IS STUFF TO BASH IN HERE !!!!"


I look over the strange room.

"Nasty... Do you like crayfish? And, does anyone have something to break glass with, and do you know if sea lions, giant scorpions and manticores like one another's company and whether they can swim?"

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