He's setting the PC's scrying him as HIS screensaver.
226. Polishing his helmet. (Comedic: Polishing his helmet.)
220. You don't know why, but you got a fish in an aquarium.220 - comedic version: Said fish is Mr. Fishy.
Alternatively, Mr. Spatula or Mack Salmon.
254. Trying to reach his extra-planer ally but he's been put on hold.
255. Spying a red cat and white dog whom he's "just absolutely" sure are plotting to take over the world before he does.
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257. Sweatin' to the Oldies.
258. Sweatin' to the Old Ones.
259. Torturing pop culture NPCs in spectacularly gruesome fashion.
259a. Comic Version: torturing the aforementioned pop culture NPCs by way of Clockwork Orange.
260. Murdering pop culture NPCs in spectacularly gruesome fashion.
260a. Comic Version: murdering the aforementioned pop culture NPCs by way of [insert horror movie inspiration here].
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(I lovve this thread!)
265. Trying to write the great Golarion novel, having writers block and crossing everything out every few lines. Comedic- Its a romance novel.
266. Trying to get into spanks so he can fit into his old armor/robes for the reunion.
267. Looking in a mirror and sucking in his cheeks, and lifting the skin at his temples, trying to preview himself once he's transferred his consciousness into a younger clone.
268. Re-reading the twilight novels.
269. At a BBEG convention, trying to impress the other BBEG's with an exaggerated version of his last encounter with the PC's.
270. Playing quidditch.
271. Being tricked into running off a cliff by a quickly running bird. A piano follows him down. (he uses luck and/or Villain Points and lives)
272. A female villain yelling at the mirror to call her "fair," when the PC's know for a fact she's a cheater.
273. Sing karaoke love songs to his mirror images.
274. At a Tony Robbins seminar, trying to learn how to be liked.
I love #271.. LOL
274a. At the therapist's office, explaining how his horrible childhood led him to this fate, and its not his own fault that nobody likes him. -cries and holds his binky-
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276. Asking a minion if his new robe/armor makes his butt look big.
277. Reading fortune cookies with minions. "You will rain down firey doom-- in bed!" -minions laugh-
44. Observing a burning [insert one: captive, hut, village, planet] with deep satisfaction. (comic version: Accompanied by minions who are roasting sausages over the flames.)
Is it bad that I visualized those minions as the little guys from Despicable Me?
279. At an auction, frantically bidding on an item. (Comic version- A limited edition comic, action figure, or something my little pony related).
280. Crochet.
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281. Putting the finishing touches on a model ship in a bottle. He sits back, immensely satisfied when done. It turns out he has a massive collection, a pc that makes a craft check or has the profession: sailor or is involved in anything even remotely nautical can tell this is a rare ship, he's something of a geek with respect to model ships.
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282. Eating a really, really good meal, savoring every bite of it. (Comic- he's at your world's version of [insert name of your least favorite restauraunt here!])
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279. At an auction, frantically bidding on an item. (Comic version- A limited edition comic, action figure, or something my little pony related).
"And item 207, a universal mind control ray, can enslave the entire world, any takers?"
"ooh me, me!""the entire human race, any bids? any bids? we'll take anything"
"me! me!"
"no bids? how about free, the entire human race, for free"
"meeeeeee"
"alright, destroy it"
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283. Completing some kind of correspondence course related to his villainy. Bonus points if hes learning from a projected image of a demon, devil, or daemon, speaking in their respectice language that is voiced over in common quite poorly(Comic- not even remotely related to his villainy, like dentistry or wagon repair- and he's AWFUL at it, thinking he's doing a good job).
284. Riding their horse, hooting and hollering as they go faster and faster. (Comic: *ahem* "Riding" their horse, hooting and hollering as they go faster and faster. They instantly detects the scrying and teleports to the scryers location via a contingency spell, ready to pay handsomely for the scryers silence. They do NOT want to fight, merely parley, although they will kill to maintain silence if insulted or defend themselves if attacked).
285. Haggling with some unseen, infernal entity about the price/value of a soul. Bonus points if if he's talking about the scryers soul. Double bonus points if he looks in the scryers direction and throws a theatrical wink. (Comic: disappointed that his own soul is worth so little on a buyer's market).
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286. Having a serious discussion with family members regarding their invalid mother, whom they cannot afford to support any longer/is degenerating further into their illness. (Comic: dropping parent off at old folks home a la The Simpsons).
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287. Reading a text on how to control his anger with real, if limited, success.(Comic: A Working out his anger while beating an npc hero to death, bonus points if he shouts "SERENITY NOOOOOOOOW!" or some other anger mitigating phrase as he performs the coup de grace)
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288. Base jumping using feather fall instead of a parachute. (Comic- forgot to prepare the spell that day, fumbling to read it off a scroll before its too late)
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289. Yelling at their child for following in their villainous footsteps- "I learned it by watching YOU, Dad!". (Comic: Yelling at their children for not following in their villainous footsteps-What do you mean you talked it out? You should have [insert inappropriate response here]).
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225. Weapon sparing with underlings. The BBEG discusses certain techniques that he likes (combat maneuvers) and what situations he likes to use them in. This could give the PCs some advance warning on what to expect. If the BBEG is not a martial character then he is watching his lieutenants spar and listens to them discuss their usual tactics. Caster BBEGs or lieutenants will discuss what spells they would use in given situations to best enemies.
Comic version: BBEG demonstrates his weapon prowess inside a bar in order to impress a woman. He slips and gives her a disfiguring scar.
Nothing more comic than a disfiguring scar...
290. Yawning. PCs must make will save or yawn as well.
291. Gleefully receiving his childhood wish, a pony for his birthday. Then, still laughing, disintegrates it.
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292. Reading the Pathfinder rulebook and complaining he doesn't have half as many neat tricks as the good guys - who obviously need to be nerfed.
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293. Saying silly little word play jokes to himself, in Tian.
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291. Gleefully receiving his childhood wish, a pony for his birthday. Then, still laughing, disintegrates it.
It is the next step in his rise to power.
Only later will the players realise the significance of this.
286. Having a serious discussion with family members regarding their invalid mother, whom they cannot afford to support any longer/is degenerating further into their illness. (Comic: dropping parent off at old folks home a la The Simpsons).
The invalid mother is the true end boss.
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294. Singing a song to the hostage princess about his plans and how evil he is while his minions provide the background dancing and vocals.
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I think this thread forgot this part of the OP:
if you're going to suggest a goofy possibility, put a more serious possiblity in so that anybody who steals the thread for a percentile table can choose drama or comedy.