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Google+ is ruining Youtube. Not that it's much different from Youtube ruining itself. But regardless, well played Cosmo. Well played.
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Google+ is ruining Youtube. Not that it's much different from Youtube ruining itself. But regardless, well played Cosmo. Well played.
Google in general seems to have reached the point of "we can afford to stop worrying about pleasing people with our products."
At first I suspected they'd just grown big enough that they didn't think they needed to care any more. However, subsequent investigations have led me to believe Cosmo is behind it all.
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As an atheist, I have unexpectedly discovered that my blasphemous swears now completely lack any punch. I blame Cosmo for the lack of a suitable replacement.
I doubly blame Cosmo because exclaiming "Cosmo damn it!" makes me look to the general public like an idiot with an obsessive Seinfeld fixation.
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For any who may be involving themselves with the >>Praise *Sara Marie* for ANYTHING Good Here<< thread in the hopes of uplifting an Anti-Cosmo, please be aware that Sara Marie is NOT such a being. The Anti-Cosmo is actually Cosmo.
Yes, it makes no sense.
I blame Cosmo.
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I blame Cosmo for being laid low by man-flu for several days and thus not noticing immediately that my Bestiary 4 plus miscellaneous products delivery had been shipped, which meant I was tardy in downloading the mighty tome of beasts (part IV), and could not enthuse as early as I should have been able to.
I also blame Cosmo for my order being shipped in two separate chunks, which will mean that one of them will arrive before the other, and since I'm in the UK, you can bet he's arranged it so that the Bestiary 4 package is the second one to arrive.
I also blame Cosmo for one of the items I ordered no longer being available and thus not actually being shipped.
And I blame Cosmo for it being chuffing freezing here, right now.
(See also Praise Sara Marie)
For any who may be involving themselves with the >>Praise *Sara Marie* for ANYTHING Good Here<< thread in the hopes of uplifting an Anti-Cosmo, please be aware that Sara Marie is NOT such a being. The Anti-Cosmo is actually Cosmo.
Yes, it makes no sense.
I blame Cosmo.
Soothspeaker of Cosmo! Burn in the righteous fires of Sara Marie!
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For any who may be involving themselves with the >>Praise *Sara Marie* for ANYTHING Good Here<< thread in the hopes of uplifting an Anti-Cosmo, please be aware that Sara Marie is NOT such a being. The Anti-Cosmo is actually Cosmo.
Yes, it makes no sense.
I blame Cosmo.
Soothspeaker of Cosmo! Burn in the righteous fires of Sara Marie!
I blame Cosmo for the "Prophet" not checking my alignment on my profile page. Holy Smite isn't particularly effective against us Lawful Good types "Your Eminence." :P
I blame Cosmo for the "Prophet" not checking my alignment on my profile page. Holy Smite isn't particularly effective against us Lawful Good types "Your Eminence." :PFor any who may be involving themselves with the >>Praise *Sara Marie* for ANYTHING Good Here<< thread in the hopes of uplifting an Anti-Cosmo, please be aware that Sara Marie is NOT such a being. The Anti-Cosmo is actually Cosmo.
Yes, it makes no sense.
I blame Cosmo.
Soothspeaker of Cosmo! Burn in the righteous fires of Sara Marie!
Clearly I was mistaken. You've been charmed/dominated/mindbonked into believing Cosmo's lies and heresy instead! BE FREE FROM ETERNAL DAMNATION IN SERVITUDE OF COSMO!
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I blame Cosmo for candy corn, circus peanuts, those wrapped strawberry candies that just mysterious appear and no one remembers buying, the barf-flavored jelly beans, and those slightly melted lumps of ancient stale hard candy that grandmothers keep. Little me tryed to bite off a hunk, but instead lost a tooth that embedded in the katamari candy ball.
I also blame Cosmo for teleport-thieving all the cookies from the cookie tins that grandmothers keep and replacing said cookies with grandma bric-a-brac. 7 year-old me's stomach wants to eat the cookies displayed on the tin, not never-used sewing sundries or 4 lbs. of unmatched buttons.
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I'm nocturnal, so I'm generally up long after Crazy4catnip has drifted off to dreamland. I feed the outdoor kitties and do a walk-round, no problem. Except that tonight, there was this little problem. The latch on the back door is kind of slippery, and tonight, it decided to lock itself after me. No s@~&, there I was. Outside at 1 AM, no spare key, and the doorbell has attained the broken condition. Temperature going down like a lead zeppelin. And, the cherry on the sundae, Crazy's a sound sleeper. I pounded on the front door. No joy. I yelled. No luck there, either. Okay, there's this pile of gravel by the front part of the house that Crazy uses to repair potholes in the driveway, so I started throwing handfuls at the bedroom window, between bouts of pounding on the front door and yelling increasingly intense expletives at Crazy. The neighbor's dog started to bark. The fog rolled in. The temperature dropped some more. Finally, after I have no clue how long, a light went on in the bedroom. Oh, miracle! So: do I blame Cosmo for the latch slipping? No. Do I blame him for the temperature dropping? No. I blame Cosmo because that front door is solid wood, and my hands are sore. Ouch.
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I blame Cosmo for the Russians who keep popping up in my British DotA 2 matches!
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I Blame Cosmo for the Jets loosing to the bye this week.
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I Blame Cosmo for favoring my posts on other threads that blame him for stuff...it is like he is stalking me.
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I wanted a cup of tea, so I turned on the burner (we're all electrical because the city gas mains don't come out this far). I heard this frazzWHAP noise from the stove. The burner stayed cold. *Sigh*. One measly cup of tea. Cosmo....
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I blame Cosmo for my house's water heater busting. And for the resulting infestation of mold resulting in the whole room having to be torn apart and discarded.
Dammit Cosmo if you're gonna manifest in the physical world do it in somebody else's house, THEN come and visit!
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I Blame Cosmo for favoring my posts on other threads that blame him for stuff...it is like he is stalking me.Nah, he just pays me in Quail to keep an eye on you.
Wait a minute he pays me to keep a eye on you.....Cosmo!!!
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Wait a minute he pays me to keep a eye on you.....Cosmo!!!I Blame Cosmo for favoring my posts on other threads that blame him for stuff...it is like he is stalking me.Nah, he just pays me in Quail to keep an eye on you.
Wait, what is he paying you in? If it's Quail i'll double it. I have to find some use for the lil featherballs, seriously, what I am supposed to do with all these Quail?
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Wait, what is he paying you in? If it's Quail i'll double it. I have to find some use for the lil featherballs, seriously, what I am supposed to do with all these Quail?Wait a minute he pays me to keep a eye on you.....Cosmo!!!I Blame Cosmo for favoring my posts on other threads that blame him for stuff...it is like he is stalking me.Nah, he just pays me in Quail to keep an eye on you.
No pays me in Bush Babys...I have no idea what to do with all this ball of fur either.
I think we should unionize and go on strike.
I Blame Cosmo for all of the above.
Wait, what is he paying you in? If it's Quail i'll double it. I have to find some use for the lil featherballs, seriously, what I am supposed to do with all these Quail?Wait a minute he pays me to keep a eye on you.....Cosmo!!!I Blame Cosmo for favoring my posts on other threads that blame him for stuff...it is like he is stalking me.Nah, he just pays me in Quail to keep an eye on you.No pays me in Bush Babys...I have no idea what to do with all this ball of fur either.
I think we should unionize and go on strike.
I Blame Cosmo for all of the above.
Heh, I get paid in pigeons to make sure you don't unionize and strike. However, if you would like to convince me to join with you, please, look at this nifty pen I have.
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Wait, what is he paying you in? If it's Quail i'll double it. I have to find some use for the lil featherballs, seriously, what I am supposed to do with all these Quail?Wait a minute he pays me to keep a eye on you.....Cosmo!!!I Blame Cosmo for favoring my posts on other threads that blame him for stuff...it is like he is stalking me.Nah, he just pays me in Quail to keep an eye on you.No pays me in Bush Babys...I have no idea what to do with all this ball of fur either.
I think we should unionize and go on strike.
I Blame Cosmo for all of the above.
Where does he get all these is what I want to know.
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Wait, what is he paying you in? If it's Quail i'll double it. I have to find some use for the lil featherballs, seriously, what I am supposed to do with all these Quail?Wait a minute he pays me to keep a eye on you.....Cosmo!!!I Blame Cosmo for favoring my posts on other threads that blame him for stuff...it is like he is stalking me.Nah, he just pays me in Quail to keep an eye on you.No pays me in Bush Babys...I have no idea what to do with all this ball of fur either.
I think we should unionize and go on strike.
I Blame Cosmo for all of the above.
Heh, I get paid in pigeons to make sure you don't unionize and strike. However, if you would like to convince me to join with you, please, look at this nifty pen I have.
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Ha! My slow internet failed to load the gif :3
I blame Cosmo that that's a good thing.
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*Looks at pen* OMG! It's Gort! I blame Cosmo because he can perform the Summon Gort spell.
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{looks in bag, does Charlie Brown impersonation:} I got rocks.Heh, I get paid in pigeons to make sure you don't unionize and strike....he just pays me in Quail to keep an eye on you....pays me in Bush Babys...I have no idea what to do with all this ball of fur either.
Where does he get all these is what I want to know.
Multiple bags of tricks?
I preemptively blame Cosmo for destroying the economic sustainability of pet stores with his magically-appearing fuzzballs.
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Hmmm, is Sithrak one of the names of Cosmo? (Link ok, rest of site NSFW)
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I Blame Cosamo for the Jets loosing to the Bills. The Bills!!! The Freakin Bills!!! Why Cosmo? Why?
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Hmmm, is Sithrak one of the names of Cosmo? (Link ok, rest of site NSFW)
My eyes! My poor, naive, innoBUAHAHA sorry couldn't resist. Oglaf is an awesome series.
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I blame Cosmo for John getting his sports in my fantasy.
I also blame Cosmo for John apparently always choosing the losing team.
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I Blame Cosmo for Rysky not liking sports references.
I Blame Cosmo for Tels not knowing the Jets are not a loosing team. (They are 5 and 5).
I Blame Cosmo for the Jets winning getting my hopes up...just to crush them the next week with a lost.
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I blame Cosmo for John having too much investment.
I blame Cosmo for John having too much investment.
{casts summon fiendish Bernie Madoff targeting John} There, all fixed, your "too much investment" is now gone.
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Everything. Just.... Everything.
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Everything. Just.... Everything.
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I'd blame Cosmo for all of the negativity in the Advanced Class Guide thread, but even he couldn't command that much negativity ....
Sales Imp
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I'd blame Cosmo for all of the negativity in the Advanced Class Guide thread, but even he couldn't command that much negativity ....
Of course I could! Note... I'm not saying I have, just that I could.
But if you read the thread, you'll see that the consensus is that it is actually all Bulmahn's fault.
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And thus was answered the age-old riddle, "If everyone blames Cosmo, who does Cosmo blame?"
Cosmo blames Bulmahn. And thus the circle is complete.
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Has anyone ever seen Bulmahn and Cosmo at the same time?
On a related note, I blame Cosmo for all conspiracy theories.
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I blame Cosmo for all of the bad puns that have been popping up.
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I blame Cosmo for all of the bad puns that have been popping up.
Puns are like kittens; you gotta wack 'em with a Mygin-... Myjinn-... Mew-mew-... a hammer when they pop up.
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Cosmo, I blame you for making me watch this.
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I.... What?
I blame Cosmo for making you watch that, which in turn made me watch that.
THANKS, Cosbama
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Wait, Cosmo has a Girlfriend? That means he can procreate. I blame Cosmo for the mental picture and eventual abomination that will exist.
Wait, Cosmo has a Girlfriend? That means he can procreate. I blame Cosmo for the mental picture and eventual abomination that will exist.
You realize you are calling Cosmo's Girlfriend an abomination right?
Mythic you may be, but I fear for you.
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No, I'm calling Cosmo's eventual spawn an abomination. I blame Cosmo for Tels lack of reading comprehension.