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Oh gosh, Mr. Peabody, Cosmo was wiggling around and bumped into the table. Silly Cosmo, of course I blame him completely. I'm sorry, I guess I'll have to try midnight milk some other time. You're so very, um, sweet to think of the idea, though! (Scurries away quickly.)

[headbonk]Cosmo[/headbonk]


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I blame Cosmo who made advertisers think that free means "insert ad/commercial here".

They are EVERYWHERE now! Facebook, YouTube...HELL! I thought paying for TV cable/FiOS would mean LESS commercials, but nooooooooooooooh!

Silly Cosmo, tricks are for kids!


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Cosmo wrote:
Thymus Vulgaris wrote:

Our bi-weekly Rise of the Runelords game on Sunday just got cancelled. Cosmo, why did you have to send my GM elsewhere on Sunday and make two of our players otherwise occupied on Saturday? Now I have to wait another two weeks!

And I was going to break in my new set of dice, too :(

I was actually doing you a favor. Those dice are irrevocably cursed, after all.

Who would have done an awful thing like that, I wonder?

...

...

** spoiler omitted **

Cosmo, I blame you for cursing my d20. That die rolls disproportionately many 1's.

I also blame Cosmo for the fact that I keep trying, naïvely thinking that if only I keep it up, sooner or later Nuffle will be satisfied and reward me for my perseverance.

Grand Lodge

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OMG....

I just realized that we've been spelling it wrong all along....

CAUSE MO' !!!!


Scribbling Rambler wrote:

OMG....

I just realized that we've been spelling it wrong all along....

CAUSE MO' !!!!

For the love of little green apples, Rambler, don't encourage him!

Nothing to see here, Cosmo. Honestly. Keep on wiggling.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

SnowJade wrote:


Nothing to see here, Cosmo. Honestly. Keep on wiggling.

Ok.


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I almost forgot( which I Blame Cosmo for by the way)...

I Blame Cosmo for the Jets loosing to the Tenn. Titans.


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I blame Cosmo for the disappointment when I finished John Kretzer's post and realised I misread and it wasn't about the Teen Titans at all.

Dark Archive

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Thymus Vulgaris wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the disappointment when I finished John Kretzer's post and realised I misread and it wasn't about the Teen Titans at all.

We can still blame him for Teen Titans related things, like the entire character of Danny Chase, or Baby Wildebeest...

Cosmo!

Contributor

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Set wrote:
Thymus Vulgaris wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the disappointment when I finished John Kretzer's post and realised I misread and it wasn't about the Teen Titans at all.

We can still blame him for Teen Titans related things, like the entire character of Danny Chase, or Baby Wildebeest...

Cosmo!

I actually sort of like how Baby Wildebeast was presented in the Teen Titans Go! comic. I found it to be an interesting take on the character. It also lead into some interesting humor. (Beast Boy: Wait, I got beaten by a TODDLER?!)

Generally speaking, I think that the comic did a lot of things right by the Teen Titans, especially in the issues that coincide with Season Five of the animated series. That said, they also make a lot of weird choices that stem from the fact that the comic is a direct result of the fact that the animated show exists.

But still, the scene where the titans are forced to vaporize the clothes of nearly everyone in the city in order to free them from Mad Mod is pretty hilarious. Even if I like the new Teen Titan's Go show's take on Beast Boy and nudity better. (Namely it doesn't phase him in the slightest.)

Wait a minute ... the cancelling of an amazing animated show? Its replacement with a show that, while possessing its own merits, has absolutely nothing to do with its source material aside from characters and setting?

Cosmo ... you ... you got Teen Titans cancelled?! I ... I HATE YOU. I can never, ever forgive you for this. Even more so than the last thing I said I could never forgive you for!

Sovereign Court

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My wife asks me too many strange questions.
I blame Cosmo


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Pathfinder Adventure Path, Lost Omens, Rulebook, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

I blame Cosmo for having this song in my head.


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Chemlak wrote:
I blame Cosmo for having this song in my head.

>.< That'll take a few good-sized swigs of single-malt to get rid of, all right. Thanks, Cosmo.

Silver Crusade

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Hmmm. I wonder who forgot to send me the memo that it was hawaiian shirt day at work.

CAUSEMO!!!!


I blame Cosmo for bureaucracy.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

Oladon wrote:

I blame Cosmo for bureaucracy.

:)


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I blame Cosmo for the TEA Party that I wasn't invited to.


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I blame Cosmo because now that I've gotten the idea of Kittens into my head, it won't go away.

Silver Crusade

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I say we let Cosmo run the government until congress stops being slightly less silly than he.

Dark Archive

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Yes, why vote for the lesser of two evils? Cosmo for President!

Actually, I don't think he'd take that job. Maybe if we called it 'Supreme Dictator' or 'Evil Overlord...'

Also, I blame Cosmo, because I was granted a wish, and wished for complete dominion over 'all below me,' and I was shrunk to the size of a thimble and now have control over insects... Cosmo! Why did you twist my wish to turn me into Hank Pym! I will ruin all your picnics in revenge!

Liberty's Edge

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Cosmo made me get up an hour early...


Cosmo wrote:
Oladon wrote:

I blame Cosmo for bureaucracy.

:)

*shakes fist*

Liberty's Edge

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I blame Cosmo for making my brother's throat sore.

Silver Crusade

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lucky7 wrote:
I blame Cosmo for making my brother's throat sore.

T M I

Liberty's Edge

No,

THIS:
he was hacking up all over the place, spitting up mucus, we had to get him tea every ten minutes...

Is too much information.


lucky7 wrote:

No,

** spoiler omitted **

Is too much information.

Poor lamb, that sounds miserable. Hot lemon, honey and whiskey? That's been the standard throat soother in my family for years. Add some grated ginger and a few eucalyptus leaves, and it really helps.

Meanwhile: Okay, Cosmo, that does it. Not content with breaking the string, you had to send my project flying all over the room. I had to spend 45 minutes on my arthritic joints, with a flashlight, looking for every last damned bead. The only thing you're not in trouble for is that they were the 8mm moss agates instead of, say, the 4mm lapis, which would have been much, much worse. Still.

Silver Crusade

lucky7 wrote:

No,

** spoiler omitted **

Is too much information.

Well that's not as bad as I imagined. I like tea.

Liberty's Edge

Not the good kind of tea.

Silver Crusade

lucky7 wrote:
Not the good kind of tea.

Lipton?


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I blame Cosmo for this thread going off topic.

Silver Crusade

We has topic?

Silver Crusade

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Wait a minute I KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING!!!!

I blame Cosmo for JMD trying to sneak logic into this thread.


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Rysky wrote:

Wait a minute I KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING!!!!

I blame Cosmo for JMD trying to sneak logic into this thread.

Congratulations! By seeing through the Mythic Bluff of a Mythic Poster, you've ascended to your first Mythic Tier! What path will you choose?

(I blame Cosmo for not ascending myself)

Dark Archive

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Tels wrote:
(I blame Cosmo for not ascending myself)

I blame Cosmo for the disturbing Ouroboran mental image I got when I tried to visualize someone 'ascending themself.'


Tels wrote:
Rysky wrote:

Wait a minute I KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING!!!!

I blame Cosmo for JMD trying to sneak logic into this thread.

Congratulations! By seeing through the Mythic Bluff of a Mythic Poster, you've ascended to your first Mythic Tier! What path will you choose?

(I blame Cosmo for not ascending myself)

Hedonist!


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Set wrote:
Tels wrote:
(I blame Cosmo for not ascending myself)

I blame Cosmo for the disturbing Ouroboran mental image I got when I tried to visualize someone 'ascending themself.'

Blink. Blink, blink. Nope, my mind turned off. Obviously, Cosmo has eldrich topological powers as well.


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I blame Cosmo for my Mom calling me two minutes before my alarm was set to go off to tell me something not important.


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My quesadillas got cold too fast...

Curse you COSMO!!!! :shakefist:


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I blame cosmo for me not being able to fire my gun more than four times in six seconds.


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I blame Cosmo for my recent melancholy.


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I blame Cosmo for stealing the credit for my hard work so I won't get my promotion!


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Wow! A dream that had elements of Golarion in it, as well as cult activity, a volcano, and a Really Hawt Guy. Jeez, Cosmo, did I have to wake up?


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SnowJade wrote:
Wow! A dream that had elements of Golarion in it, as well as cult activity, a volcano, and a Really Hawt Guy. Jeez, Cosmo, did I have to wake up?

Your unconscious mind felt it necessary to wake you up before the credits rolled, otherwise you would have found out who played "Really Hawt Guy."

Spoiler:
˙oɯsoƆ sɐʍ ʇI ˙∀

Sorry for the aneurysm.


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Aw, jeez. That's...that's just...{sob}... Cosmo, how could you?!


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I Blame Cosmo for the Jets loosing to the Steelers right now!!!!


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I blame Cosmo for both of those teams not being able to lose at the same time.

Grand Lodge

I hate my new boss, is Cosmo to blame?

Contributor

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Damn it, Cosmo, stop killing my Pikachu! I'm trying to train, here!


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Alexander Augunas wrote:
Damn it, Cosmo, stop killing my Pikachu! I'm trying to train, here!

$ i%gyuw 9w9qe&*&^q1)0 &^q?


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Sigh...I Blame Cosmo for the Jets loosing to the Pit. Steelers. :(

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