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I'm just gonna go ahead and blame Cosmo for this blizzard.
I actually love all the snow and getting a snow day off from work, but its still all his fault! :P lol
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I second Rysky's blaming, snow is an extreme rarity where i live, due to sea climate. No white christmas in years.
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No snow here either. Plenty of wind now, lots of rain and three tornadoes in the past couple weeks, but no snow. I blame Cosmo for the weather.
We could send you guys some...you got more than enough.
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I blame Cosmo for all these people being unhappy with not getting snow.
That or they're Maine Coons.But you're adorable!Now I blame Cosmo for thinking Floyd looks runty compared to my cats.I Blame Cosmo that my minion, John, did not crop that photo so I looked as Game Master Scotty says...."runty".Indeed. His Majesty also looks perfectly-sized and healthy.
I blame Cosmo that GMS's kittehs are overcompensating for something.
Nope, Ragamuffins!
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But you're adorable!Now I blame Cosmo for thinking Floyd looks runty compared to my cats.I Blame Cosmo that my minion, John, did not crop that photo so I looked as Game Master Scotty says...."runty".Indeed. His Majesty also looks perfectly-sized and healthy.
I blame Cosmo that GMS's kittehs are overcompensating for something.
Thank you kind Ladies.
I Blame Cosmo for more people not noting my adorableness.
Here is that picture cropped properly.
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Nope, Ragamuffins!That or they're Maine Coons.But you're adorable!Now I blame Cosmo for thinking Floyd looks runty compared to my cats.I Blame Cosmo that my minion, John, did not crop that photo so I looked as Game Master Scotty says...."runty".Indeed. His Majesty also looks perfectly-sized and healthy.
I blame Cosmo that GMS's kittehs are overcompensating for something.
Sho fluffy...
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Sho fluffy...Nope, Ragamuffins!That or they're Maine Coons.But you're adorable!Now I blame Cosmo for thinking Floyd looks runty compared to my cats.I Blame Cosmo that my minion, John, did not crop that photo so I looked as Game Master Scotty says...."runty".Indeed. His Majesty also looks perfectly-sized and healthy.
I blame Cosmo that GMS's kittehs are overcompensating for something.
you can not possibly imagine the fluffyness...
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you can not possibly imagine the fluffyness...Sho fluffy...Nope, Ragamuffins!That or they're Maine Coons.But you're adorable!Now I blame Cosmo for thinking Floyd looks runty compared to my cats.I Blame Cosmo that my minion, John, did not crop that photo so I looked as Game Master Scotty says...."runty".Indeed. His Majesty also looks perfectly-sized and healthy.
I blame Cosmo that GMS's kittehs are overcompensating for something.
... I can try.
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I blame Cosmo for today's 6.4 earthquake. If you look at the map and see 'Kenai', just south of that is where I live in Soldotna. My house literallly swayed 3-4 feet, including my bed. Unfortunately, my body resisted this movement and I was dumped on my ass as drawers flew open, pictures fell off walls, doors slammed open...
Not a good way to be woken in the middle of the night.
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I Blame Cosmo for the snow blower not working today.
I bow to Emperor Flyod's power of adorbs!
Those are some big ragamuffins! My eyeballs can't resist fluffiness of that magnitude.
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goblin babies blame Cosmo that no one has crossed Maine Coons and Ragamuffins, for giant kittehs with maximum floofy fur.
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Our kitteh is half ragamuffin, half Siberian.
She is ALL floof and ALL noise.
Talkiest cat I've ever owned.
And, oh yeah, I'll blame Cosmo for that.
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I blame Cosmo for wanting giant cats now, raga-coons assemble!
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I blame Cosmo that, having grown up with cats, I can't own any as an adult because my wife's allergic. Curse you, sir, for my kitteh-less existence!
Tels, I hear that quake was eventually measured at 7.1 and was the biggest in your area in, like, ever. I hope nothing is permanently damaged.
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I blame Cosmo that, having grown up with cats, I can't own any as an adult because my wife's allergic. Curse you, sir, for my kitteh-less existence!
I share your pain, sir. I have two lovely cats who I adore but my girlfriend is extremely allergic so my upcoming visit will have to be done with care to bring along as little fur as possible.
Of course, knowing Cosmo, he will complicate this somehow.
I blame Cosmo that, having grown up with cats, I can't own any as an adult because my wife's allergic. Curse you, sir, for my kitteh-less existence!
Tels, I hear that quake was eventually measured at 7.1 and was the biggest in your area in, like, ever. I hope nothing is permanently damaged.
A 9.2 earthquake struck South Central Alaska in 1964 and is the second largest earthquake ever recorded by man. Both my father and mother were alive during that time period; my father living in California at the time, and my mother was living in Whittier, Alaska. My grandparents used to tell us stories about the earthquake and the aftermath. This earthquake was barely a blip on the radar by comparison.
Certainly, it was powerful, and if it had occurred closer to the surface, or been centered nearer to a population center, it could have been far worse. It's very possible it's the most powerful earthquake I've ever felt, but not the most powerful earthquake that's occurred here.
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Should I blame Cosmo that Tels hasn't encountered a more powerful earthquake yet or is that just ASKING for trouble?
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Cosmo only shakes the earth when he laughs.
Given how many earthquakes we've been having lately, he's apparently having a good time.
But he moves the stars for no one.
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There is hope yet for kitties, never forget the hypoallergenic cat breeds Orthos! (plus, I personally think sphinxes are both amazingly cute and hilarious, and given their pretty much 0 dander and shedding, no cough/sneeze time, only downside is cost)
I blame Cosmo for how expensive sphinx cats are, clearly it is some sort of grand scheme to rule the world, or some such.
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Cosmo only shakes the earth when he laughs.
Given how many earthquakes we've been having lately, he's apparently having a good time.
But he moves the stars for no one.
Maybe this is the punchline: New York Times: Oxygen linked to lung cancer.
Geez, Cosmo, really?!
Also:
There is, for instance, a strong correlation between per-capita cheese consumption and the number of people strangled accidentally by their bedsheets. Year by year, the number of letters making up the winning word for the Scripps National Spelling Bee closely tracks the number of people killed by venomous spiders.
What the Hell, Cosmo?
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I Blame Cosmo for Captain Yesterday closing his thread.
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I blame Cosmo for my personality.
It HAS to be someone else's fault, and it seems like he's handy.
Cosmo deserves no blame for me closing my thread, it was entirely by my own whim. :-)
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Cosmo deserves no blame for me closing my thread, it was entirely by my own whim. :-)
I Blame Cosmo for making Captain Yesterday that it was his whim. The Insidious fiend.
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I blame Cosmo that on top of everyone else, we just lost Abe Vigoda (of Barney Miller and The Godfather). Damn it Cosmo, we aren't even done with January yet!
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I blame Cosmo for rediscovering all the things I loved as a kid, and now cannot do without them.
Pirates of Dark Water, D&D Strongholds, Dark Legion, Might and Magic 1-6, Dungeon Hack, Dark Sun: Shattered Lands and Wake of the Ravager, Ravenloft: Stone Prophet and Strahds Possession. The wife is going to never see me again!
Mostly good, bad when I forget to pickup milk for her on the way home from work ;)
Speaking of fluff...
...here's The Fluff...
...and here's Little Miss Hates the World, Disciple of Cosmo.
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I Blame Cosmo for stupid people.
I Blame Cosmo for so many stupid people being from my state.
I Blame Cosmo for stupid people ruining a perfectly good drink of Mountain Dew.
Awww fluffy kitty!
Darwin---> clearly still correct about survival of the fittest, or in this case, survival of those smart enough not to drink methanol.
I feel badly for their families, but seriously, who does stuff like this?
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I blame Cosmo and Captain Killjoy that I'm now hungry for a big bowl of Frosted Flumphy Charms* (an excellent source of protein and fiber!).
* For a limited time, comes with a Free!!! Aklo-to-Common decoder ring.
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Your taste buds just can't repel flavor of that magnitude.
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I was sleeping in preparation of night shift, when my boss calls.
'There's been a calamity at location X. I need you there, or i can't get the redistribution of staff for the night together'.
It was a location i was glad not to be at anymore. I don't know what calamity it was, but Cosmo's probably involved.
Curse it Cosmo!!!!
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I was sleeping in preparation of night shift, when my boss calls.
'There's been a calamity at location X. I need you there, or i can't get the redistribution of staff for the night together'.It was a location i was glad not to be at anymore. I don't know what calamity it was, but Cosmo's probably involved.
Curse it Cosmo!!!!
I think he already did.
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Your taste buds just can't repel flavor of that magnitude.But can they see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Flumph?
I blame Cosmo that Rysky's comment is much funnier than mine.
I also blame Cosmo that I'm still hungry for cereal.
Your taste buds just can't repel flavor of that magnitude.But can they see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Flumph?
Silly Rysky, Flumphs are for Trumps.
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Silly Rysky, Flumphs are for Trumps.Your taste buds just can't repel flavor of that magnitude.But can they see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Flumph?
-_- not cool.
Flumphs are good aligned.