Insult Rappin'

[Kyros Deun]

Sadly, it only came to fruition when you acquired the title Late!

Challenge-Smite Evil, the ultimate combo!

[Charlie Bell]

Only it was neutral, now your smite is gone, bro

My rap style is optimized like a forum build PC

[Pulg]

Constructed by kender out of Pringles and ghee

I straddle the world like I'm Alexander

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I see, so it's not snowing, that's just all your dander.

I'm the eternal power behind Azathoth.

[lucky7]

Your mom told me of your phobia of moths!

That doesn't rhyme exactly but I don't care!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

But that's a crappy boast, so I'd call it fair!

I'm a being from straight out of myth!

[Daethor]

Rhymes that stale should stay there forthwith!

I battle demons on my off-days!

[Charlie Bell]

And every time they hit you they knock you sideways!

My rhymes hit so hard, Ali said I'M the greatest

[lucky7]

He/she only said that to get rid of you, you big PEST.

I have 30s in every ability score!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

So that's an IQ of 30 and you can bench-press 30 lbs., but no more?

I'm a 3-or-more-time Winner of the Internet.

[lucky7]

Only because of a lucky bet!

My posts are the greatest, that's just plain facts!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

They sure are great fodder for others' wisecracks!

I'm the sweetest transvestite from Transsexual Transylvania!

[lucky7]

No you're not, I think you're from Slovania!

I beat RoboCop in an honest fist fight!

[Pulg]

Both of you in corsets and spangly tights!

Surgeons worldwide all clamour for my organs...

[Charlie Bell]

They squeezed your liver and out came Captain Morgan's!

One glass of my scotch cost what you made today...

[lucky7]

I work at the McDonalds: I have a measly pay!

I solved world hunger and overcrowding in one fell swoop!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Your work was undone at once by the Bilderberg Group.

My characters keep rolling six straight eighteens!

[lucky7]

Keep lying like that! I've got soap to keep your mouth clean!

I am the master of the 20/20 honest facts!

[Pulg]

Your bull***t pours down like a cataract!

I'm short and green, like a freshly mowed lawn...

[Charlie Bell]

In the chess game of life, Pulg, you're just a pawn!

I'm so great, I was four of the Magnificent Seven!

[zylphryx]

And on the top ten list you got ranked six hundred eleven!

Got the blood of vikings running through my veins ...

[lucky7]

"Pull over you idiot get in the slow lane!"

I am a funnier man than Will Ferrell!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

If that's the most you can say, you're in peril.

I speak Ancient Osirian and Aklo and Thassilonian.

[Sissyl]

And all of those are about as useful as old Babylonian.

Me? I am so awesome, I am ALWAYS WINNING!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

If you denigrate old Babylonian, you are intellectually sinning.

I'd be the perfect modern Marcus Aurelius!

[Pulg]

All the other Emperors would come back and FAIL Y'ASS!

I'm a ping-pong ace, they call me 'Four-Armed Pulg'

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

You bounce all the balls off your tummy bulge!

I have an ungodly high pain threshold!

[Sissyl]

It takes tickling to make you fold!

I am the pyromancer dressed in orange! =)

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

That trick's as easy to bypass as a broken door-hinge.

I can make Germans sing La Marseillaise!

[Sissyl]

But you can't make them like bouillabaise!

I should have stuck with blades of silver.

[Pulg]

Githyanki's gonna get you, if that's what you've pilfered!

I'm a fox in space, just like Lieutenant Uhura...

[lucky7]

Your jokes fell flat bout my old avatar, the Udarra!

I am vengeance, I am the Knight!

[Charlie Bell]

You get a bye on this insult, lucky, I really think you're all right

NOT! My post was sarcastic like Roberta Yang

[lucky7]

Yeah, well she was kinda dumb too. I bet that stang!

My lyrics are sweet like a level 20 bard!

[Midnight_Angel]

They might even start rhymin', if you're tryin' real hard!

I will win, without fail, every game on these forums.

[lucky7]

Really, cause right now your chances are in the doldrums!

All the people mistake me to the man of steel!

[Midnight_Angel]

You're confusing yourself with that guy called Gajeel.

I'm your master, your lord, I came here to be worshipped!

[Ajaxis]

It was a small pond from which you were fished,

My tongue is as sharp as a katana.

[Pulg]

You're as squishy as the padding in my push-up bra!

I can destroy you in an instant with Power Word - RHYME..

[Sissyl]

Sadly people won't even give you that much time.

I am so awesome you're all in my shadow!

[Charlie Bell]

You'll go down like the sun in the west, like rain on the meadow

That's right I just got cold Theoden on your a--

[lucky7]

With rhymes like those? I think that I'll pass!

I have successfully infiltrated Area 51!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The bored NSA guards thought you were lots of nifty fun!

I know the Supreme Grandmaster of the Illuminati....

[Gruumash .]

Yeah he called me after meeting you and cried "Why me".

I have powers beyond all of your comprehension.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Your insult sounded more like praise, I felt I just had to mention.

I have the combined powers of Vhailor, Nordom, Dak'kon, and Ignus!

[Charlie Bell]

You left out Morte, Annah, and Fall-From-Grace, ignoramus!

I made the Fortress of Indifference give a damn

[lucky7]

I baited you into my pit with a can of spam!

I won the ultimate showdown: linkify it yourself!

[Daethor]

Until Mr. Rogers jumped in and slammed you into a shelf!

Take me to my limit, my Challenge Rating approaches infinity!

[Sissyl]

Which ended when you took an arrow to the knee.

I bring order out of seething chaos!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

That order was corporatism, and they announced layoffs!

When YHWH said "Let There Be Light", I told Him, "Say 'please.'"