Dr. Fell Good do not forget we want to have mints with the cookies, Chiassa will never expect that.YES! We accept this challenge of a bake off and we shall EXTERMINATE! let's get dangerous. With rainbow sprinkles and chocolate chip cookie dough!This is fake? I'm disappointed.We are real, we just are not the other group of goons, come join us we have cookies! you can be minion number 626 and can hunt down those silly paladins and druids and assimilate them into us. I promise you will be paid rather well, your own pocket plain with a thousand elf maidens!Wait... you have cookies?!
<grabs mixing bowl>
We're going to need some good nibbles at the tavern. Care to have a bake-off?
Shush you bumbling Idiot least she hears our evil plans!
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it was meant to be funny, Glad you noticed, as this was meant to be one huge joke about a rather unfunny issue that got completely out of hand, And the name of our charter Company has been debated heavily today and we will not be calling ourselves goons, I will announce the name later in this thread after I am finished replying to everyone.
I say keep the name. You obviously are an original type of person why should those other guys matter? I think you should make sure to have your website say something like "We are the REAL goons and not those other guys". If anyone ever has the audacity to try to ever come close to your name you should immediately declare holy war in the name of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. No not that speghetti monster either.
We know we have been keeping you all on the edge of your seat, with out further delay let us announce on this most auspicous day the one the and the only charter Company M.A.D. charter thread to follow sortly, as in later, if the other me agrees to it.
M.A.D. is Mad Alchemist Directive for those who rolled to low on wisdom and intelligence and rolled to high on strength and ignored everything else to be able to put this together on thier own, it is okay though we still will let you be a loyal minion after all not everyone can score a perfect intelligence and charisma. When ;life gives you Lemons you make Apple JUICE!
((OOC)) M.A.D. will be a real charter company of evil alignment but any alignment is welcome as long as they are not trolls, griefers, and such, by griefers and troll i mean ban hammer peoples that GW has defined as griefers and undesirable.(end OOC)
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We know we have been keeping you all on the edge of your seat, with out further delay let us announce on this most auspicous day the one the and the only charter Company M.A.D. charter thread to follow sortly, as in later, if the other me agrees to it.
M.A.D. is Mad Alchemist Directive for those who rolled to low on wisdom and intelligence and rolled to high on strength and ignored everything else to be able to put this together on thier own, it is okay though we still will let you be a loyal minion after all not everyone can score a perfect intelligence and charisma. When ;life gives you Lemons you make Apple JUICE!
((OOC)) M.A.D. will be a real charter company of evil alignment but any alignment is welcome as long as they are not trolls, griefers, and such, by griefers and troll i mean ban hammer peoples that GW has defined as griefers and undesirable.(end OOC)
I really think you should think of keeping Goons or going for U.M.A.D. Brotherhood. Why on earth are you changing your name anyway?
You'll always be a goon to me bro :)
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I'm waiting for me or my company to get blamed for this thread.
Interesting that Dr. Feel Good only posted the portion of Anduis' internal memo, the one that mentioned PAX, Darsch and Myself. Omitting references to the other companies.
Makes me wonder if this is not Goons, but someone who wants us to fear the Goons.
If they are truly the Goons of EVE, then perhaps they can retell some of the story of BOB, and name some of the alliances that supported BOB.
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If they are truly the Goons of EVE, then perhaps they can retell some of the story of BOB, and name some of the alliances that supported BOB.
He's already said that he's not really from the real Goons.
And nobody suspected you. Everyone's seen the portion you posted, so it could be anybody. But more importantly, the op doesn't make a big deal of it, but makes fun of the drama you got going with that quote.
We must remember to turn Blaeringr into a terrasque to cuddle for pointing that out, or maybe we should just buy him some bread from Tony's. We hear Tony has amazing bread.
No, We will not let anyone believe we got that from Bluddwolf, it was rather easy to find on the interweb things those humans from that other plane uses.
This is the first time we have ever spoken to the wolf of bludd, we think it would make a wonderful pet though.
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... someone who wants us to fear the Goons.I certainly get the impression that someone wants to portray the goons as worthy of being feared...
Screw 'em...
Evidently someone is as a chartered company is already changing it's name to avoid any drama it would cause with the ONE AND ONLY.
Been thinking about it and the UMAD Bro's is a much more fitting name. Who knows maybe people will be saying it a lot to them.
BoB proper didn't really do the whole alliance thing. Goonswarm, Gooonwaffe et al are another matter altogether. BoB got the banhammer dropped on 'em hard for exploiting to a fare thee well in the CONCORD hub systems though. The explosions were drowned out by the tears of the mewling carebears that died in droves that red day. ;-)
... someone who wants us to fear the Goons.I certainly get the impression that someone wants to portray the goons as worthy of being feared...
Screw 'em...
Oh dear, that is not at all the intent of Dr. Feel Good. I do apologize for any misconceptions my esteemed colleague has inadvertently given rise to. He was supposed to introduce our little organization to the community but as you all can see he is a tad touched in the head. He has sniffed one too many potion vapors in his day.
We are not affiliated with the Goons in any way. We are a non-griefing, non-trolling, evil organization whose intent is to add a bit of humor and levity to the game (and of course world domination).
I hope this clears things up a bit. Again, I apologize for any misconceptions. I will do my very best to keep Dr. Feel Good occupied in his lab in the future. If you have any questions about M.A.D or care to join our think tank, we are always accepting minions and assistants. PM Dr. Feel Good or myself or post a reply in the soon to be M.A.D thread.
Forever not his sidekick,
Ta-Hemi
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BoB proper didn't really do the whole alliance thing. Goonswarm, Gooonwaffe et al are another matter altogether. BoB got the banhammer dropped on 'em hard for exploiting to a fare thee well in the CONCORD hub systems though. The explosions were drowned out by the tears of the mewling carebears that died in droves that red day. ;-)
Not to mention the two Devs that got fired.... Best was how they tried to cover up the scam of a battle that was fought by banning one of their own news reporters, that is who blew the whistle on the whole thing.
The Goons actually did a good thing, and their tactics were not what they are reputed to do. All Goons did back then was fly swarms of T1 frigates and would just zerg their way through fleets.
CCP later tried to emulate that tactic by making Faction Wars, destroyer dependent.
If the Goons actually do come here, it will be interesting. As others have said, at least GW will get a load of subs for a while.
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... someone who wants us to fear the Goons.I certainly get the impression that someone wants to portray the goons as worthy of being feared...
Screw 'em...
Oh dear, that is not at all the intent of Dr. Feel Good. I do apologize for any misconceptions my esteemed colleague has inadvertently given rise to. He was supposed to introduce our little organization to the community but as you all can see he is a tad touched in the head. He has sniffed one too many potion vapors in his day.
We are not affiliated with the Goons in any way. We are a non-griefing, non-trolling, evil organization whose intent is to add a bit of humor and levity to the game (and of course world domination).
I hope this clears things up a bit. Again, I apologize for any misconceptions. I will do my very best to keep Dr. Feel Good occupied in his lab in the future. If you have any questions about M.A.D or care to join our think tank, we are always accepting minions and assistants. PM Dr. Feel Good or myself or post a reply in the soon to be M.A.D thread.
Forever not his sidekick,
Ta-Hemi
I love the thinly veiled attempt at pretending you are not a Goon! Oh wait I totally forgot. Are you a goon or are YOU M.A.D. Bro?
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BoB proper didn't really do the whole alliance thing. Goonswarm, Gooonwaffe et al are another matter altogether. BoB got the banhammer dropped on 'em hard for exploiting to a fare thee well in the CONCORD hub systems though. The explosions were drowned out by the tears of the mewling carebears that died in droves that red day. ;-)Not to mention the two Devs that got fired.... Best was how they tried to cover up the scam of a battle that was fought by banning one of their own news reporters, that is who blew the whistle on the whole thing.
The Goons actually did a good thing, and their tactics were not what they are reputed to do. All Goons did back then was fly swarms of T1 frigates and would just zerg their way through fleets.
CCP later tried to emulate that tactic by making Faction Wars, destroyer dependent.
If the Goons actually do come here, it will be interesting. As others have said, at least GW will get a load of subs for a while.
I'm with you on this. Goons have been a part of every major conflict and kept the game interesting in Eve. I have heard that they caused problems in some other games but only know what they did in Eve. My personality is the polar opposite of what they put out to the public but I know internally they are extremely militaristic. Basically they are do what you want out there but inside of here our rules are the law don't like and your out, we'll hunt you down, and trash your rep.
I really don't think anyone is afraid of them. I do think some believe an once of protection is worth a pound of cure and got bashed for it, and are still getting some crap. Hell this is a sandbox game and anyone who put money into the kickstart is by default a PvP fan. People are forgetting that pretty much every person on these boards wants really badly for this game to be a huge success. We might differ on some things but in the end we should be working towards solutions we all like or can at least live with.
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We might differ on some things but in the end we should be working towards solutions we all like or can at least live with.
I agree we all want this game to be a huge success, we put our money down way in advance. But, solutions to what? Is what I ask.
It can't be griefing, because the Devs have been pretty clear that griefing according to whatever their definition is, won't be tolerated.
I'm also happy to read that banditry out side of the settlement hexes is in fact encouraged, won't be punished too harshly and there will even be ways in which we can take caravans without killing anyone. Alhtough they gave no details, there would have to be a way to stop a caravan, subdue their people and collect a toll, and have no significant negative consequence at all.
Now that we have your undivided attention we would like to avert your eyes from this current message and request you click this nice blue link to go to our official charter page.
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We might differ on some things but in the end we should be working towards solutions we all like or can at least live with.I agree we all want this game to be a huge success, we put our money down way in advance. But, solutions to what? Is what I ask.
It can't be griefing, because the Devs have been pretty clear that griefing according to whatever their definition is, won't be tolerated.
I'm also happy to read that banditry out side of the settlement hexes is in fact encouraged, won't be punished too harshly and there will even be ways in which we can take caravans without killing anyone. Alhtough they gave no details, there would have to be a way to stop a caravan, subdue their people and collect a toll, and have no significant negative consequence at all.
I still don't see how bringing it up ad-nausea is helping. The idea seemed to be fielded and was by appearances shot down. People on one side should be happy but the gloating is not funny or informative. People on the other side are likely reviewing their point of view and seeing what their mistakes were.
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I still don't see how bringing it up ad-nausea is helping. The idea seemed to be fielded and was by appearances shot down. People on one side should be happy but the gloating is not funny or informative. People on the other side are likely reviewing their point of view and seeing what their mistakes were.
In Dancy's blog, it is clear, both sides won.
Griefing will be severely punished. Caravans can be subdued, don't have to kill every one. Bandits can make high rewards from capturing caravans. Merchants can make high rewards if they get their caravans to market.
PFO becomes a dynamic world or conflict, adventure, profit and interaction!!
What kind of a game were you hoping for?
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I still don't see how bringing it up ad-nausea is helping. The idea seemed to be fielded and was by appearances shot down. People on one side should be happy but the gloating is not funny or informative. People on the other side are likely reviewing their point of view and seeing what their mistakes were.In Dancy's blog, it is clear, both sides won.
Griefing will be severely punished. Caravans can be subdued, don't have to kill every one. Bandits can make high rewards from capturing caravans. Merchants can make high rewards if they get their caravans to market.
PFO becomes a dynamic world or conflict, adventure, profit and interaction!!
What kind of a game were you hoping for?
I'm all for that mate.
I don't want where things like "Tyrants such as Andius that feels the devs vision of open world pvp is wrong and every one else is second and third rate citizens compared to him." are said about someone who puts forth an idea they don't like. First it's not true and second why the need to attack someone?
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I still don't see how bringing it up ad-nausea is helping. The idea seemed to be fielded and was by appearances shot down. People on one side should be happy but the gloating is not funny or informative. People on the other side are likely reviewing their point of view and seeing what their mistakes were.In Dancy's blog, it is clear, both sides won.
Griefing will be severely punished. Caravans can be subdued, don't have to kill every one. Bandits can make high rewards from capturing caravans. Merchants can make high rewards if they get their caravans to market.
PFO becomes a dynamic world or conflict, adventure, profit and interaction!!
What kind of a game were you hoping for?
I'm all for that mate.
I don't want where things like "Tyrants such as Andius that feels the devs vision of open world pvp is wrong and every one else is second and third rate citizens compared to him." are said about someone who puts forth an idea they don't like. First it's not true and second why the need to attack someone?
Looks to me like this Dr. Feel Good guy is trying to make one big joke out of that whole situation from the rovagug treaty BS and the crap that followed from that one forum post of andius's.
It is all over said and done, this was most likely an attempt at satyr. More people should try to bring humor to these forums when we have our debates so we keep perspective. Wish you had posted before that nastiness in the treaty thread got so heated, maybe people would have been nicer if they had of gotten a laugh first.
Either way good to have you with us Dr. Feel Good, better luck at your comedy next time.
I still don't see how bringing it up ad-nausea is helping. The idea seemed to be fielded and was by appearances shot down. People on one side should be happy but the gloating is not funny or informative. People on the other side are likely reviewing their point of view and seeing what their mistakes were.In Dancy's blog, it is clear, both sides won.
Griefing will be severely punished. Caravans can be subdued, don't have to kill every one. Bandits can make high rewards from capturing caravans. Merchants can make high rewards if they get their caravans to market.
PFO becomes a dynamic world or conflict, adventure, profit and interaction!!
What kind of a game were you hoping for?
hello Kitty island?
I honestly can't tell if the Op is bashing or supporting PfO's idea of open world PvP. /confused
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We know we have been keeping you all on the edge of your seat, with out further delay let us announce on this most auspicous day the one the and the only charter Company M.A.D. charter thread to follow sortly, as in later, if the other me agrees to it.
M.A.D. is Mad Alchemist Directive for those who rolled to low on wisdom and intelligence and rolled to high on strength and ignored everything else to be able to put this together on thier own, it is okay though we still will let you be a loyal minion after all not everyone can score a perfect intelligence and charisma. When ;life gives you Lemons you make Apple JUICE!
((OOC)) M.A.D. will be a real charter company of evil alignment but any alignment is welcome as long as they are not trolls, griefers, and such, by griefers and troll i mean ban hammer peoples that GW has defined as griefers and undesirable.(end OOC)
If Goblinworks Inc. accepts any guild name I'm sure that they will lose a large chunk of the Pathfinder pen and paper crowd.
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Why would anyone openly admit to planning to do nothing but be a horrible person to anyone and everyone?
It's like wearing a bright neon sign that says "Please Ban Me!"
Also, there's only one Dr. Feel-Good and his name is Chad.
No fantasy epic would exist without evil to get it's assets whupped. :P
Why would anyone openly admit to planning to do nothing but be a horrible person to anyone and everyone?
It's like wearing a bright neon sign that says "Please Ban Me!"
Also, there's only one Dr. Feel-Good and his name is Chad.
I'm not exactly sure where the idea that we are going to be horrible people to everyone has come from. The first half of this thread was intended as a joke. We will be doing nothing in game or on the forums that could lead to us being banned. Furthermore, we have openly stated that we plan to be a non-griefing, non-trolling organization.
All we seek to do is add a little humor to the game. At our own expenses I might add. Are we any less serious about PFO? No. We just feel it could use a little laughter.
I honestly can't tell if the Op is bashing or supporting PfO's idea of open world PvP. /confused
We support GW vision of PFO in all aspects.
Why would anyone openly admit to planning to do nothing but be a horrible person to anyone and everyone?
It's like wearing a bright neon sign that says "Please Ban Me!"
Also, there's only one Dr. Feel-Good and his name is Chad.
Why yes our name is Chad, as well as Walter, and George. We have many names actually, you can always feel free to call us house if you do not like to call us Dr. Feel Good. No matter the name, we have the cure for what ails you.
did anyone see where my lovely side kick , Mrs. Tetris put my strawberry milk shake?
Why would anyone openly admit to planning to do nothing but be a horrible person to anyone and everyone?
It's like wearing a bright neon sign that says "Please Ban Me!"
Also, there's only one Dr. Feel-Good and his name is Chad.
Why yes our name is Chad, as well as Walter, and George. We have many names actually, you can always feel free to call us house if you do not like to call us Dr. Feel Good. No matter the name, we have the cure for what ails you.
did anyone see where my lovely side kick , Mrs. Tetris put my strawberry milk shake?
Smoothies are better for you. As one chef to another, try this:
1 cup low-fat milk or vanilla soy milk
1 cup frozen strawberries
1 frozen banana
honey if desired
Why would anyone openly admit to planning to do nothing but be a horrible person to anyone and everyone?
It's like wearing a bright neon sign that says "Please Ban Me!"
Also, there's only one Dr. Feel-Good and his name is Chad.
Why yes our name is Chad, as well as Walter, and George. We have many names actually, you can always feel free to call us house if you do not like to call us Dr. Feel Good. No matter the name, we have the cure for what ails you.
did anyone see where my lovely side kick , Mrs. Tetris put my strawberry milk shake?
Smoothies are better for you. As one chef to another, try this:
1 cup low-fat milk or vanilla soy milk
1 cup frozen strawberries
1 frozen banana
honey if desired
We shall have to get Tilde to make us one, it sounds delicious.
Goonies without 2nd and 3rd hearts will be easy prey, bring your under-hearted squad on , Dr Chad !Greetings Minions,
The Goon Squad will ... remove our ... second and third ... hearts ... to ... feel free ...
We replaced those hearts with squigliplops soaked precisely six days two minutes and 6 seconds in a special mutagen then treated with our proprietary blend of basil, oregano, star metal and mithril for good measure and charged with lightning bolts, several force magics, and encased in mage armor for extra sturdiness. We feel we are up to the task.
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With all the talk on these forums of wanting this to be different than other Open World PVP games I honestly thought things would be different here. That people would be on board with what TEO is trying to accomplish. To tone things down from Call of Duty to Wild West.
One more TEO agent...
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With all the talk on these forums of wanting this to be different than other Open World PVP games I honestly thought things would be different here. That people would be on board with what TEO is trying to accomplish. To tone things down from Call of Duty to Wild West.One more TEO agent...
not typical for goonswarm
you totally did not get the point of this thread.
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you totally did not get the point of this thread.
With all the talk on these forums of wanting this to be different than other Open World PVP games I honestly thought things would be different here. That people would be on board with what TEO is trying to accomplish. To tone things down from Call of Duty to Wild West.One more TEO agent...
not typical for goonswarm
It's possible, i don't able to get sentences in a figurative sense.
So can you explain?
you totally did not get the point of this thread.
With all the talk on these forums of wanting this to be different than other Open World PVP games I honestly thought things would be different here. That people would be on board with what TEO is trying to accomplish. To tone things down from Call of Duty to Wild West.One more TEO agent...
not typical for goonswarmIt's possible, i don't able to get sentences in a figurative sense.
So can you explain?
We are not a TEO agent, I doubt TEO even has any agents, a few soldiers perhaps, maybe some sheep, a few miscellaneous and insignificant splattering of professions that are of absolutely no value to this conversation what so ever, but needed to be mentioned because it would be unfair to not mention them at this time, least we lose ourselves to inequality and a smattering of other heinous atrocities to humanity, even though there is nothing worse then losing a wonderful control group for our experiments, and we do feel insulted being called a TEO agent by the way, as we are the leader of our own charter company, but we will not get into that discussion as it was obvious you had not read the necessary reading material to come to this venue and debate the semantics of that other topic, which leads us to this, you did not do your homework before coming here to talk, so are found lacking in the necessary knowledge, but we forgive you, as that is a normal mistake, to open ones mouth and insert foot is just natural to the learning experience and no one should ever be faulted for it, even though they grossly misunderstand what is happening, due to a lack of knowledge, most likely caused by a feeble mind spell no less or a touch of idiocy, always nasty that, or maybe goblins. yes, its all the work of goblins,everything is a joke, or a plot, or both perhaps, but back to the topic at hand, Strawberry ice cream is the best.
Holy effing run on sentences. I hear English teachers nation wide rallying together with torches and pitchforks.
We would agree, but sometimes the need to lower ourselves so the lay man can understand is worth the flaming pitchfork of grammar smiting!
We apologize, but the effect, we feel, was worth it. If you ever feel the need to work as an editor for free, we would be more than happy to hire you.
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We are not a TEO agent, I doubt TEO even has any agents, a few soldiers perhaps, maybe some sheep, a few miscellaneous and insignificant splattering of professions that are of absolutely no value to this conversation what so ever, but needed to be mentioned because it would be unfair to not mention them at this time, least we lose ourselves to inequality and a smattering of other heinous atrocities to humanity, even though there is nothing worse then losing a wonderful control group for our experiments, and we do feel insulted being called a TEO agent by the way, as we are the leader of our own charter company, but we will not get into that discussion as it was obvious you had not read the necessary reading material to come to this venue and debate the semantics of that other topic, which leads us to this, you did not do your homework before coming here to talk, so are found lacking in the necessary knowledge, but we forgive you, as that is a normal mistake, to open ones mouth and insert foot is just natural to the learning experience and no one should ever be faulted for it, even though they grossly misunderstand what is happening, due to a lack of knowledge, most likely caused by a feeble mind spell no less or a touch of idiocy, always nasty that, or maybe goblins. yes, its all the work of goblins,everything is a joke, or a plot, or both perhaps, but back to the topic at hand, Strawberry ice cream is the best.
and now can anyone explain this topic who actually know value of the dot in punctuation?
this is not executable task for you, Dr. Feel Good so please don't answer.
and now can anyone explain this topic who actually know value of the dot in punctuation?
this is not executable task for you, Dr. Feel Good so please don't answer.
We appreciate the attempt at humor, and the attempt at an insult. We wonder why you feel you are so superior to us, after all your posts in this thread have grammatical errors.
Our errors in the huge wall of text you quoted was a joke, what exactly is your excuse, since you feel the need to insult us in a thread dedicated to humor?
We shall fix the post we are currently quoting in reply to you for you to show you how it should be done.
"Now, can anyone explain this topic whom actually knows the value of the period in punctuation? This is not an executable task for you Dr. Feel Good, so please don't answer." is how your post show have been typed. In case you can not see the difference we shall show you if you would like to learn.
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As a side note, the huge post you just quoted only needed one period. It was one long sentence that jumped around and used all the necessary commas in the proper places to show how random thoughts pop up and come out in a ramble for the character of Dr. Feel Good. {end of OOC}
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I heard the company is taking a -hardline- stance against griefing, so this post makes me twinkle.
Twinkle like a vampire in the sunshine.
I'm sharpening my reporting stick starting now, so that by the time launch rolls around it'll be vorpal.
Bu sticks are piercing if pointy or otherwise bludgeoning ...
Vorpal weapons must be slashing. Cutting off heads with a blunt object would be a frustrating exercise to say the least.