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Sir,

Do you really think this is a good idea? Did you forget about what happened last year in Cheliax?

Why would anyone openly admit to planning to do nothing but be a horrible person to anyone and everyone?

It's like wearing a bright neon sign that says "Please Ban Me!"

Also, there's only one Dr. Feel-Good and his name is Chad.

I'm not exactly sure where the idea that we are going to be horrible people to everyone has come from. The first half of this thread was intended as a joke. We will be doing nothing in game or on the forums that could lead to us being banned. Furthermore, we have openly stated that we plan to be a non-griefing, non-trolling organization.

All we seek to do is add a little humor to the game. At our own expenses I might add. Are we any less serious about PFO? No. We just feel it could use a little laughter.

What Dr. Fell Good is trying to say ladies and Gentlemen is that the charter company will be the following:

Name: M.A.D. Mad Alchemist Directive

Alignment: Lawful Evil or Nuetral Evil

Focus: World domination through crafting, comic mischief, and roleplay.

Required alignment to join: Any, preferably evil.

Required class: Any, M.A.D. will need everything

Other requirements to join: You need to have a good sense of humor, not be a jerk, and pretty much be willing to do anything to achieve our goals with out resorting to exploits, cheats, and grief.

Bluddwolf wrote:

... someone who wants us to fear the Goons.

I certainly get the impression that someone wants to portray the goons as worthy of being feared...

Screw 'em...

Oh dear, that is not at all the intent of Dr. Feel Good. I do apologize for any misconceptions my esteemed colleague has inadvertently given rise to. He was supposed to introduce our little organization to the community but as you all can see he is a tad touched in the head. He has sniffed one too many potion vapors in his day.

We are not affiliated with the Goons in any way. We are a non-griefing, non-trolling, evil organization whose intent is to add a bit of humor and levity to the game (and of course world domination).

I hope this clears things up a bit. Again, I apologize for any misconceptions. I will do my very best to keep Dr. Feel Good occupied in his lab in the future. If you have any questions about M.A.D or care to join our think tank, we are always accepting minions and assistants. PM Dr. Feel Good or myself or post a reply in the soon to be M.A.D thread.

Forever not his sidekick,
Ta-Hemi