GoatToucher is the reason that Atlantis sank beneath the waves.
Ventor will be appearing as the bottom half of a pantomime Bonnie Tyler in Warrington this Christmas.
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KahnyaGnorc's pineapple farm is a cover for his pineapple smuggling ring. It's the perfect cover!
Ventnor was an illegal pineapple cop, but has been bribed off and retired to the Bahamas.
Goddity is the smuggling kingpin known by some as the Pinefather. It's really confusing, since people assume that he's smuggling trees rather than fruit.
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IHIYC has the ownership rights the Machu Picchu and doesn't want lucky7 to build a dark castle on top of his dark castle.
Trekkie90909 once sacrificed 1,000,000,000 and a 1/2 tribbles to the crystalline entity, though he was punished for not bringing dipping sauce.
GM_Beernorg has 1 more can of tears today than he had yesterday. Progress!
Both of Ventnor's hands are left hands. He was not born that way.
Toucher of Goats did it.
What doesn't kill IHIYC only makes him stronger. Except for the stuff that destroys closets. That weakens him.
KahnyaGnorc had just 3 days until retirement. Then he was murdered by the Dragonioni Crime Family. His partner, a loose cop who doesn't play by the rules, has sworn to take them down in KahnyaGnorc's name.
Meanwhile, Ventnor Dragonioni it trying to kill his brother, Gortnor Dragonioni, to prevent him from revealing secrets about him to the Wyrmfather.
IHIYC finds the goat odour irresistible.
Goddity considered braving the goat odour to get its hands on a diploma from the university of Tortuga, but decided against getting such important fakeries from someone who accidentally uses two full stops in some sentences.
Sissyl is the University of Tortugas main supplier of quality gimp suits, paddles, leashes and assorted other "items".
Sissyl had me at "goat odour".
GoatToucher has always preferred the special perfume Eau d'goat. "Sadly", the line was discontinued due to frequent vomiting accidents.
At the dawn of time, I'm Hiding In Your Closet invented internet spam. He has spent the rest of history attempting to atone for this mortal sin.
Ventnor is the world's best producer of high quality bank gnomes.
Pulg's metabolism is so efficient that he produces virtually no waste, save the contents of a small internal sack that must be voided of a dark viscous fluid once every two years.
That dark viscous fluid is one of the secret ingredients in GoatToucher Brand Rump Ointment, sort of like ambergris, but much more disgusting.
GMB was a taste tester for GT's new rump ointment.
In Soviet Russia, Dragon Moltens you.
KahnyaGnorc is just one of the voices in your head.
Avatar of Zon-Kuthon has never tasted cookies before. This was the reason for his descent into villainy.
Ventnor thinks we can solve every problem in the world using cookies.
Goddity didn't think it was possible at first. Then he had a bite of an especially good sugar cookie and become a preacher for Cookieism.
KahnyaGnorc is currently studying for the exams to become a Baker-Priest of Cookie.
IHIYC once waged a secret war against the practitioners of the Cookieism religion, the battle cry "Brownies bi**ches!"
GMB prefers buttered scones with tea as his snack of choice before nap time.
Molten Dragon once accidentaly woke up GMB during a nap. It wasn't very pretty.
olfin above has a son named hobb.