lucky* thinks that you have to be holding shift when making a capitol letter on a smartphone.
hobbsdadolfin was once believed extinct by scientists until one was caught off the coast of Madagascar in 1958.
lucky*'s hair isn't really blond, he just dyed it that color.
Much to its dismay, Hobbsdadolfin makes the same horrible nightmare every night: he is a blond man, lying with his legs tied on the beach of a desert island, and the ever receding tide refuses him the soothing sanctuary of the waves.
He once told its octopus psychologist about the dream ; but the slimy quack just said to him: "Your nightmare is obviously sex-related. Now, give me five !.... Muhahahaha !"
And then Hobbsdadolfin woke up, covered in sweat... except fishes don't sweat. It's a strange world we live in, my friends.
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Lucky7 has a lemon-sized irremovable benign tumor deep in his right thigh.
It is sentient, and communicates telepathically with him.
The tumor's name is Bill ("just 'Bill'"). Bill has a compassionate and caring personality, Bill is patient, Bill is kind, and Bill is there for Lucky7 when he needs it.
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IHIYC has a sort of halo of lemons orbiting his head, which is not the only thing he has in common with the Planet Fruitpiter. He likes to claim that they're all Ioun Lemons, but be careful - we don't want a repeat of the Toilet Brush of Lordly Might incidence.
Lucky* uses his eyes as a night light.
lucky7 made the beer.
Kat's Eye, contrary to its clever disguise, is actually a normally formed cat from the chest down.
Lucky7 is scared of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.
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Spanky the Leprechaun would totally pay to spend a day at a theme park based around the works of Andrew Lloyd Webber. He'd buy one of these as a souvenir - his mom wouldn't let him buy a Punjab Lasso...but I'm not certain: Did she really make the better choice?
Professor Closet likes adapting popular songs for use in his proctology lectures. For example:
"How do you solve a problem with my rear?"
"Isn't it colonic (don't you think) ?"
"A*seole Mio"
Etc, etc,
lucky7 leaves no stone unturned.
Lucky* can only make sandwiches
Lucky7 is currently making Little Skylark market his range of cubic zircona nipple ornaments on QVC.
Custom Jerry always laughs at his own jokes.
nobody laughs at little skylark's jokes
His eyes red-rimmed through long, sleepless nights poring through occult tomes and his soul seared and blackened by the blasphemous secrets revealed therein, Hobbsdadolfin now that if he stands on top of the 7-11 with his underwear on his head and says the words "Manischewitz Kosher Wine" backwards 99999 times, nobody will be able to sneak up on him unawares and dip his owls in custard.
Lucky* is out dancing.
L S is really a pigeon.
Lucky7 was missing this tread.
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Little Skylark has collected every Olympic mascot since 1988.
Every other sunday, she takes them out of their special locker under her bed and arranges them around the table for a little tea time. She pretends they're speaking together and makes funny voices for them.
- Would you like a nice little cup of Suchong Black, miss 1990 mascot ?
- Ho no, mister 2002 mascot: I would much rather have a sip of Earl Grey with a drop of milk, if it's the same to you !
- Why, 1990 mascot ! What pedestrian tastes you have !
- Shut up, 2008 mascot ! or I will bash you in the head with the People's Republic of China's flagpole !
and so on...
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Lucky7 has a vorpal banana.
Pulg's avatar shows... the back of his head !
If he showed the other side, and his actual face... your soul would be imperiled !
Those yummy mice were gnawed, gulped and regurgitated in the first place by Lucky 7 !
[My God... I just dissed myself in an attempt at shaming a mangy wolf... O so ironic a disgrace ! I must.... BRAIN HEMORRHAGE ! BRAIN HEMORRHAGE !)
Quiche Lisp the Barbarian takes the word 'loincloth' rather literally, charging into battle wearing nothing but two strategically placed slabs of pork.
Lucky7 is presently storming his way towards the heart of a colossal prawn balti, an army of poppadoms not far behind
Pulg was one of the original cast members of Duck Dynasty.
Lucky7 is what happens when a trombone and a reservoir love each other very, very much
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Lucky7 wrote an unsuccessful erotic novel about outbuildings suppliers entitled 50 Grades of Shed