I wish that voodoo dolls were real.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

But only I could use them.

[Mikaze]

I can't help but worry that some would just use them to self-abuse.

[Marthian]

This belongs in the corrupt a wish thread.

No wish-granting powers in the off-topic discussion.

[Klaus van der Kroft]

Mikaze wrote:

I can't help but worry that some would just use them to self-abuse.

Or you could use them to scratch those unreachable itches.

Just think of the possibilities!