I hear demi-liches make awesome soccer balls. Is this true?
Have you met any other liches in your travels, and if so, did they mention liking mini muffins?
Yes, but they didn't mention mini muffins. They were usually too busy going all "And then, foolish adventurers, when my plans have come to fruition I will RULE THE WORLD and ALL WILL TREMBLE BEFORE ME!" to mention anything else.
And... what is a mini muffin?
I hear demi-liches make awesome soccer balls. Is this true?
Too wobbly to get off a good controlled banana-shot.
And it kinda hurts when you head them, Sajan says. (He's really good at soccer, actually. Kicks like a mule.)
It's not the Worldwound you all should be worried about...it's the Demi Lich apocalypse...
Ever been to Geb? If so, what was it like?
Yes, and not very lively.
Have you ever been possessed? Um, by an undead or extraplanar being, I mean.
OOOOoooooOOOOooooooo
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Lem? What's the deal with the Pina Colada song? Okay, so this man and woman are in this relationship for oh, let's say 8 months, now that's the average national length of a dating relationship of males 18 to 34, and they don't even know that each other likes pina coladas?! What, would they always panic and order Manhattans or something? And if this couple, well we'll call them Rick and Julie for the purposes of this argument, if Julie and Rick have been together for ANY amount of time, well doesn't each of them have a responsibility to communicate to the other his or her dissatisfaction with the relationship? 'Cause by responding to the personals ad, not only are they cheating on each other, they're cheating on each other...with each other. And although the song tries to paint a rosy picture of a relationship reborn, it is human nature that either Rick or Julie, maybe both, I don't know, would harbor at least a FRAGMENT of resentment that the other set out to cheat on him or her, which would unleash itself in fits of passive-aggressive behavior and bitter recrimination! And since 72% of the population of North America lives in a landlocked state or province, in actuality this couple has NO IDEA whether they like making love on the dunes on the cape! AND IT'S PROBABLY ONE IN A KAZILLION CHANCE RICK AND DEB WOULD ACTUALLY ANSWER EACH OTHER'S AD!
Lem? What's the deal with the Pina Colada song? Okay, so this man and woman are in this relationship for oh, let's say 8 months, now that's the average national length of a dating relationship of males 18 to 34, and they don't even know that each other likes pina coladas?! What, would they always panic and order Manhattans or something? And if this couple, well we'll call them Rick and Julie for the purposes of this argument, if Julie and Rick have been together for ANY amount of time, well doesn't each of them have a responsibility to communicate to the other his or her dissatisfaction with the relationship? 'Cause by responding to the personals ad, not only are they cheating on each other, they're cheating on each other...with each other. And although the song tries to paint a rosy picture of a relationship reborn, it is human nature that either Rick or Julie, maybe both, I don't know, would harbor at least a FRAGMENT of resentment that the other set out to cheat on him or her, which would unleash itself in fits of passive-aggressive behavior and bitter recrimination! And since 72% of the population of North America lives in a landlocked state or province, in actuality this couple has NO IDEA whether they like making love on the dunes on the cape! AND IT'S PROBABLY ONE IN A KAZILLION CHANCE RICK AND DEB WOULD ACTUALLY ANSWER EACH OTHER'S AD!
Too many words! Try singing.
Are all paladins this nuts?
And a mini muffin is like sweetbread with fruit, but smaller.
Seelah is perfectly reasonable. Bit of a stickler for following the rules, but she's got a good sense of humour, and does a good hug.
But can she swim?
Like a heavily armoured fish!
Not so far, no. I think megalomania is part of the job description.
I thought I met a nice lich once, but then I realized he was actually a witch with a speech impediment and skin condition.
Ever confused one of them with an undead?
I don't think so. Feiya's got really nice skin for someone so pale, for one thing.
So does that mean that Feiya is the only witch you know?
Oh, on the topic of skin, your alchemist's looks really unhealthy. Are you sure that man is alive?
So does that mean that Feiya is the only witch you know?
Oh, on the topic of skin, your alchemist's looks really unhealthy. Are you sure that man is alive?
Know closely, at least. I move around a lot.
And Damiel's definitely alive, he's just got a tendency to... ...get really invested in his work.
It's actually not. "Virgin sacrifice", "Newborn blood" and "dragon tears" works for any kind of animal, so I chose a komodo dragon!
KYYYYYYYYYYYRA! This guy's being cruel to animals!
Wait, Kyra? I was pretty sure the first person you'd go to would be Lini, or failing that Seelah
Undead monster - call for the cleric.
She ever done anything creative while beating the tar out of people? Like using one guy as a club to beat up his mates?
She did throw a goblin down a hill so it turned into a snowball that squashed four other goblins and three goblin huts before it stopped.
But I'm not sure that was on purpose...
GIVE ME BACK MY EAGLES!!
Have you ever tried to use your flute as a make-shift blowdart gun?
If so, how did it work out?
Have you ever tried to use your flute as a make-shift blowdart gun?
If so, how did it work out?
I think the finger-holes would make it lose too much air for that to work. A clarinet could do the trick, I guess.
is the flute still minty fresh, or has it, like bubble gum, now lost its flavour?
Yup. Still minty.
What's a bubble gum?
Is Alain a compulsive liar?
Is Alain a compulsive liar?
No. He just... sees life through a different filter than the rest of us.
I couldn't hang around with Damiel because of how he must smell, actually...
That, and an irritable alchemist blew me up once while trying to hit the paladin behind me.
I didn't really survive the experience.
I guess I don't trust 'em anymore...
Did Damiel ever blow you up?
I couldn't hang around with Damiel because of how he must smell, actually...
That, and an irritable alchemist blew me up once while trying to hit the paladin behind me.
I didn't really survive the experience.
I guess I don't trust 'em anymore...Did Damiel ever blow you up?
He's got a pretty good aim, so nope.
Does he have any advice for aspiring alchemists?
You'd have to ask him. I'd go with: If it bubbles without you heating it - don't sniff it!
How did you like your new mythic outfit?
It's mythic to the max!
Out of all the characters I though the artwork for you was the best.
Thank you.
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Lem? What's the deal with the Pina Colada song? Okay, so this man and woman are in this relationship for oh, let's say 8 months, now that's the average national length of a dating relationship of males 18 to 34, and they don't even know that each other likes pina coladas?! What, would they always panic and order Manhattans or something? And if this couple, well we'll call them Rick and Julie for the purposes of this argument, if Julie and Rick have been together for ANY amount of time, well doesn't each of them have a responsibility to communicate to the other his or her dissatisfaction with the relationship? 'Cause by responding to the personals ad, not only are they cheating on each other, they're cheating on each other...with each other. And although the song tries to paint a rosy picture of a relationship reborn, it is human nature that either Rick or Julie, maybe both, I don't know, would harbor at least a FRAGMENT of resentment that the other set out to cheat on him or her, which would unleash itself in fits of passive-aggressive behavior and bitter recrimination! And since 72% of the population of North America lives in a landlocked state or province, in actuality this couple has NO IDEA whether they like making love on the dunes on the cape! AND IT'S PROBABLY ONE IN A KAZILLION CHANCE RICK AND DEB WOULD ACTUALLY ANSWER EACH OTHER'S AD!Too many words! Try singing.
It doesn't make the hurt go away... :(
Hello Lem, What is your favorite spell?
Prestidigitation.
It's fun to say, and it lets you do all kind of useful things.
Any spell that makes me or one of my friends hurt.