Lincoln Hills |
Oh no! Those incisive and unbiased Sherlocks of the TV world have discovered the terrible secret! They've discovered the secret Gay Recruitment Campaign which we monstrous, heterosexuality-hating liberals have been hiding from the world since the day our secret order assassinated Pharoah Ramses II for refusing to go gay! But our power was based entirely on secrecy! As long as the viewers of Sesame Street hold a crucifix and repeat the mantra, "Me No Gay," we are powerless against them! Curse you, you fearless journalists of Moral Perfection! Curse you!
Skeletor: Curse you, He-Man!
3ntf4k3d |
Reminds me of the time when Benjamin the Elephant (aka Benjamin Blümchen), a popular audio-play and cartoon character for german kids, was accused of leftist bias in 2005.
According to the professor who wrote the article, the stories of the left-winged, social-liberal elephant would encourage anti-authoritarian behaviour, undermine confidence in the state and state authorities and establish anti-democractical thoughts in the heads of the young listeners.
Six years later, this terrible beast is still on the loose, poisoning the minds of innocent children, selling a hundred thousand copies of each new volume. Do not make the same mistake we did. I am one of his many victims and I will give you this warning: Save your children from leftist bias in the media! Do only watch Fox - in the end, it is your only safe bet against them!
This post *might* contain sarcasm.
Make a Willsave DC 12 or suffer 1d4 points of INT drain.
Templeton Algrith |
You guys sure are ripping Fox -- but there ain't a man among ya that can tell me with any semblance of certainty what Oscar the Grouch's Touch AC is. Can ya?! NOOooOO!
Do that, and THEN AND ONLY THEN will I "listen" to this!
(It's 8 by my guess. Size Small minus Dex penalty, and I may be a bit generous with his Dex since he's a snarky, shut-in little spud)
Kirth Gersen |
D-did you just mention (censored)? Oh my god. Why? WHY? How could you? What about the children who's lives you just scarred permanently? WHY DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT THE CHILDREN?
I was referring to blood, which you can splash across the screen by the bucketload on prime-time TV and still have your show be considered appropriate for U.S. children -- even wholesome! The fluid YOU mentioned is sufficient to get you a hundred consecutive life sentences just for mentioning it somewhere where a minor might see the word.
P.S. My quote was from
Kelsey Arwen MacAilbert |
I was referring to blood, which you can splash across the screen by the bucketload on prime-time TV and still have your show be considered appropriate for U.S. children -- even wholesome! The fluid YOU mentioned is sufficient to get you a hundred consecutive life sentences just for mentioning it somewhere where a minor might see the word.
P.S. My quote was from ** spoiler omitted **
Well, how else do you expect them to be able to kill gays and commies easily when they grow up? Gotta get them used to violence early. It's for the good of freedom loving people everywhere.
Charlie Brooks RPG Superstar Season 9 Top 4, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 32 |
Kullen |
Among the many, many problems that the United States faces, I find it quite a shame that people associate Fox News with political conservatism. That's the equivalent of associating the Westboro Baptist Church with Christianity.
C'mon, boys! Looks like we got us a RINO here! Let's string him up!!!
thejeff |
Among the many, many problems that the United States faces, I find it quite a shame that people associate Fox News with political conservatism. That's the equivalent of associating the Westboro Baptist Church with Christianity.
Except that the Westboro Baptist Church is a tiny sect abhorred by most Christians, while Fox News is a major, highly influential cable network that drives conservative discourse in this country.
It may not have anything to do with what political conservatism should be, but it sure is associated with US conservatives.stormraven |
You guys sure are ripping Fox -- but there ain't a man among ya that can tell me with any semblance of certainty what Oscar the Grouch's Touch AC is. Can ya?! NOOooOO!
Do that, and THEN AND ONLY THEN will I "listen" to this!
(It's 8 by my guess. Size Small minus Dex penalty, and I may be a bit generous with his Dex since he's a snarky, shut-in little spud)
Oscar has from 50% to 100% cover all the time. Rush Limbaugh doesn't. Not to mention a touch on Oscar will probably fit the attacker with a ferocious disease. Trashcans are filthy.
Gark the Goblin |
This is a fake battle. Everyone knows Bert is a fastidious pigeon-worshipping tyrant whose draconian sharia law allows for neither loud noise nor rubber duckies! Don't think he's dangerous? Well, let's see what the letter W has to say about that.
AAAAAAAAH HE"S HITLER!!!!!!!!
Kirth Gersen |
Kirth Gersen wrote:You sure he was talking about blood and not (censored) in this scene?I make no guarantees -- but remember, think of the children!!! Ten years from now, when use of the censored word is illegal anywhere it might be read by a minor, they'll retroactively eliminate the Statute of Limitations and throw you in prison!
GoldenOpal |
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Teaching children tolerance!
How dare they. Pretty soon the only people children will be taught to irrationally despise are the poor. Sure their numbers are growing by the day, but it is just not the same.
Do you know how hard it is to wedge bestiality, incest and anal sex into a diatribe about those entitled leeches? I manage it of course, but it takes precious time away from my job creator duties. Maybe YOU would like to explain to my guatemalan nanny why she is working unpaid overtime while I work on my mommy blog.