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Lissa: I must have missed statblocks when I expunged pants from my system.
Ooooooooooooooooh-
Who lives in a doc on Lissa's PC?ExpungedBob Statblock!
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Groooaaaaan
*facepalm*
*concurs*
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An indie RPG about bodily horror is on Wes's desk.
Wes: (as part of an unrelated discussion) We'll bind their hands, smash them, and then let them fuse together as they heal.
There's an awkward pause.
Wes: Well, that went weirdly dark.
He takes the body-horror RPG packet and puts it in his drawer.
Wes: I'm just going to put this away now.
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I uh
I am just gonna
back away
nice and slow
and hope that wes does not decide to wear my head for a hat
Says the guy whose avatar is the iconic Oracle of the Dark Tapestries.
That's Oracle Of the Dark Tapestries? I thought it's Bones or JuJu...
He wears a lot of masks.
Or heads, as it were.
I shrink heads, I do not wear heads
I shrink heads, I do not wear headsBut ... What's that there on your shoulders?
And if you shrink heads, do you not wear them as witch doctor bling?
Which Doctor?
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What Doctor?Which Doctor?I shrink heads, I do not wear headsBut ... What's that there on your shoulders?
And if you shrink heads, do you not wear them as witch doctor bling?
Dr No!
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Who Doctor?What Doctor?Which Doctor?I shrink heads, I do not wear headsBut ... What's that there on your shoulders?
And if you shrink heads, do you not wear them as witch doctor bling?
** spoiler omitted **
Who's on first?
Who's on first?Who Doctor?What Doctor?Which Doctor?I shrink heads, I do not wear headsBut ... What's that there on your shoulders?
And if you shrink heads, do you not wear them as witch doctor bling?
** spoiler omitted **
YES!!
Third Base!
Third Base!
I don't know?
I dont give a damn...
Ting tang, walla walla bing bang
3PP's Log, Star Date 9/1:
With the announced departure of the Paizo crew, her various forums are haunted by crazed web-posters that have lost their sanity in the absence of the nourishment provided by the secrets of the Life and Times of the Paizo Staff. If I am to have any hope of retaining my sanity long enough to publish Pact Magic Unbound, Vol. 2 I must avoid these depraved madmen (and madladies) at all costs.
Ensign Augunas, out.
Oh man you are the only guy in the away team wearing a red shirt
You are so screwed
Oh man you are the only guy in the away team wearing a red shirt
You are so screwed
Dibs on his chocolate milk!
But ... but my commanding officer told me that this was maroon!
Noooooooooooooooooooo!
End Transmission
D-does this mean I got a promotion??
I would claim that promotion, but I've died in so many threads already ...
Blue shirts is where it's at, yo!
Has there ever been a chicken McNugget party in the Paizo offices?
What was in those nuggets?
WTF.
Agreed, WTF.
No... words...
*Cough* Bath Salts *Cough*
WTF! O.O. Okay I like nuggets and anime but that woman is crazy. I hope the police have found her.
I uh
I am just gonna
back away
nice and slow
and hope that wes does not decide to wear my head for a hat
Story of my life.
Story of my life.I uh
I am just gonna
back away
nice and slow
and hope that wes does not decide to wear my head for a hat
BUT WES CAN NEVER SLAY YOU SO LONG AS YOU WEAR YOUR CROWN!
Or did you give it to the Mahnotaur as a taunt?
Story of my life.I uh
I am just gonna
back away
nice and slow
and hope that wes does not decide to wear my head for a hat
The good news is Wes can make a hat of your head only once, unless you are wearing a ring of regeneration... in which case, he opens an exclusive decadent millinery in Katapesh. Unfortunately, intern hats are couture this year.
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Stop this haberdashery at once
Somewhere, I still have Haber Dash on a 5-1/4" floppy for my Banana Jr. 6000.
Stop this haberdashery at once
But interns makes for real nice gloves...