Overheard at the Paizo office

[Christopher Anthony]

Christopher: Well, that's what Cosmo told me.
...
Gary: Suuuuuure, let's trust Cosmo.

[Crystal Frasier]

Ashley: Fact: tiny top hats make everything better.

[Lamontius]

but large top hats make everything completely awesome

[Kajehase]

Meh, I prefer bicornes.

[Limeylongears]

But tricornes are ONE CORNE BETTER!

[Kajehase]

Kajehase wrote:

Meh, I prefer bicornes.

I should really make a Hipster Kajehase alias for when I feel like going "meh."

Spoiler:

Does the Bible say anything about quoting your own posts? I feel ...sullied

[Kajehase]

Limeylongears wrote:

But tricornes are ONE CORNE BETTER!

I have been defeated. :(

[Drock11]

Crystal Frasier wrote:

Ashley: Fact: tiny top hats make everything better.

I'm sure the alien at the end of Spaceballs agrees.

[Sara Marie]

liz: I will make an Aid Another check to help him punch himself in the face.

[Oladon]

Sara Marie wrote:

liz: I will make an Aid Another check to help him punch himself in the face.

Hmm... I started thinking about whether or not this works. I think it does, but you and he both have to have some form of MPD.

Aid Another wrote:

If you're in position to make a melee attack on an opponent that is engaging a friend in melee combat...

So as long as your "opponent" is also your "friend", and your friend's "opponent" is himself, and he's engaged in melee with himself... see, I thought there was wording in there about being adjacent, but there isn't!

So I rule that this works.

[Orthos]

"STOP HITTING YOURSELF"

[Jessica Price]

Ryan: I've figured out my alignment -- sarcastic neutral.

[Jessica Price]

Mike: Unless you're going to have just elf on top of it, it's gotta transition somewhere.

[Sara Marie]

christopher: Snickerdoodles and I will destroy the world for you.

...

liz: Oooh!

liz: I can make those.

[Sara Marie]

cosmo: SNICKERDOODLE-OFF!

cosmo: WHOSE SNICKERS ARE THE MOST DOODLED?!?

cosmo: I MUST JUDGE THIS!

[Sara Marie]

christopher: Just pretend you're Rovagug.

[Ashley Kaprielian]

Drock11 wrote:

Crystal Frasier wrote:

Ashley: Fact: tiny top hats make everything better.

I'm sure the alien at the end of Spaceballs agrees.

"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag-time gal!"

/dance

Oh how I love that movie. He had a cane too which makes it that much better.

[Sara Marie]

gary: BEE DOG!

christopher: That's un-bee-leivable.
crystal: Must be a bee-gle
gary: THEY SEE ME ROLLIN THEY BEE HATIN
christopher: I'm bee-side myself that you'd do that to a dog.
crystal: Wasp were they thinking?

[messy]

Sara Marie wrote:

gary: BEE DOG!

christopher: That's un-bee-leivable.
crystal: Must be a bee-gle
gary: THEY SEE ME ROLLIN THEY BEE HATIN
christopher: I'm bee-side myself that you'd do that to a dog.
crystal: Wasp were they thinking?

is it possible to "un-favorite" a post?

[Orthos]

If you mean remove a favorite, yes: just click the - that appears next to the "you and X people marked this as a favorite" and it will remove the "you" part of that line.

If you mean vote down a post, no. And thank God.

[Christopher Anthony]

messy wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

gary: BEE DOG!

christopher: That's un-bee-leivable.
crystal: Must be a bee-gle
gary: THEY SEE ME ROLLIN THEY BEE HATIN
christopher: I'm bee-side myself that you'd do that to a dog.
crystal: Wasp were they thinking?

is it possible to "un-favorite" a post?

You'd have to bee crazy to want that.

[Cosmo]

Matt Vancil: Yeeaahh.... This ain't subtext.

[Jessica Price]

James: It wasn't my fault this time!

[Jessica Price]

Cosmo: Also: Russians.

[Christopher Anthony]

Jessica: we were just talking about spiders
Gary: were you talking about spider pie?
Gary: spider pie!!!
Gary: it's crunchy and juicy
Gary: and just the least big wiggly
Jessica: no, ceiling spider
Jessica: who only has eyes for Jason
Jessica: eight eyes
Jessica: full of love

[Sara Marie]

christopher: Some worms can blast your face clean off your face. [Link Redacted]

sara marie: nooooope.
sara marie: soooo not clicking that
christopher: It's utterly harmless.
sara marie: do not trust
christopher: :..(
crystal: Yeah, you've burned your bridges, Christopher
sara marie: burned them from orbit

[JMD031]

Never click on the link....

[Orthos]

I wonder if this is a new Paizo record.

[Sara Marie]

jessica: I... am not going to put that on the overheard thread, but it's hella funny

[Sara Marie]

christopher: Gotta watch out for the purple ones. Some of them like to chew on customers.

[Sara Marie]

crystal: Scottish vampire queens are not dainty

[Sara Marie]

christopher: Nah, it was more like a Victorian lady choking to death on her own phlegm but trying not to inconvenience anyone in the process.

[Mark Moreland]

James (walking into the development pit): I ... forgot what I was going to say.

Adam: Waffles.

<redacted tangent about blackberry waffles>

James: I'm going to go try to recollect my thought. Walks back down hall.

Adam: They live in little bubbles, so when you get back where it was—

James: Got it!

Adam: See?

[Justin Franklin]

Sara Marie wrote:

christopher: Some worms can blast your face clean off your face. [Link Redacted]

sara marie: nooooope.
sara marie: soooo not clicking that
christopher: It's utterly harmless.
sara marie: do not trust
christopher: :..(
crystal: Yeah, you've burned your bridges, Christopher
sara marie: burned them from orbit

Chatroom rule #1 don't click on Karelzarath's links.

[Christopher Anthony]

Cosmo: You have, by the way, shown me an ALL NEW tool for tiny mayhems.
RoboChris: I thought you knew already, honestly
RoboChris: I'm mostly disappointed

[Liz Courts]

*in person*

Sonja: Is there coffee?
Me: There is no coffee.
Sonja: ...I'm going to text Emily to pick some up.

*a minute later*

Andrew: Are we out of coffee?
Sonja: We're out of coffee.
Andrew: I'll pick some up tomorrow.
Me: I'm going to pick some up at lunch.
Andrew: It can't wait until tomorrow!
Me: Damn it man, Paizo runs on coffee and booze! IT CAN'T WAIT.
Sonja: And stress and coffee.
Me: Coffee, stress, and booze. In varying quantities.

*in chat*

Justin: It sounds like we are in the midst of teh Great Coffee Shortage of July '13
Crystal: D:
Me: We are. ;_;
Christopher: Reminder: caffeine has a halflife of 5 hours in the body, so some of your coworkers might still be sources of the life-affirming substance.

[Turin the Mad]

And thus more interns die horrible deaths ...

On the upside, vampire spawn don't have to be paid wages!

[Drejk]

*adds "don't drink coffee except occasionally on sessions" to his resume*

Spoiler:

While it might shock someone at first, it means I am not using up coffee reserves making me an excellent co-worker.

[Orthos]

*laments being on caffeine-free diet, doctor's orders ;_; *

[Sara Marie]

liz: Ok, I am loaded up and ready to go!

[Liz Courts]

Ashley: I have a simple question really, but unfortunately when I finally find someone to speak to, because I will make it my last mission in life to do this, I will make them as unhappy as I am at this moment.

[Sara Marie]

ashley: well. that was a mental picture i did not want.

[Ashley Kaprielian]

Aren't you guys happy you hired me :)

[Crystal Frasier]

Crystal Frasier: Goblin is giving up now. Writing is clearly evil
Crystal Frasier: Your magical devil-writing disgusts and confuses me. I'm gonna go draw a picture.
Crystal Frasier:Of a hedgehog.
Crystal Frasier:Eating a taco.

Chris Lambertz: ...

Crystal Frasier: Mmmm.... hedgehacos

Chris Lambertz: please draw that
Chris Lambertz: hedgehogs = adorbz

Crystal Frasier: Hmm... the senior digital products assistant DID just assign me a task...

Chris Lambertz: I'm senior? dang

Crystal Frasier: You've been at this longer than me

Chris Lambertz: hrm

Crystal Frasier: Okay Gary, I'm going to be working on our hedgehaco protocol for a while...

Gary Teter: ok
Gary Teter: Be sure to get pictures

[Readerbreeder]

Ashley Gillaspie wrote:

Aren't you guys happy you hired me :)

Ashley, have you been formally greeted by the full crazy of the message boards yet?

I would also like to propose "craze" as the official collective noun for a group of Paizo fans. ;-)

[Tels]

Readerbreeder wrote:

Ashley Gillaspie wrote:

Aren't you guys happy you hired me :)

Ashley, have you been formally greeted by the full crazy of the message boards yet?

I would also like to propose "craze" as the official collective noun for a group of Paizo fans. ;-)

Does this mean Paizo has groupies? o.0

[Steve Geddes]

Readerbreeder wrote:

I would also like to propose "craze" as the official collective noun for a group of Paizo fans. ;-)

I like "a discernment of paizo fans".