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gary/pmg "Cry hvac!, and let slip the dogs of war!"
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Katina I wonder if Chris Carabababababa(sp?) knew when he wrote that song that it would be sung to pets.
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Ashley: Coffee's magic is the source of all our other magic in the company.
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Cort It's the donuts talking.
Sara they do have holes where their hearts should be
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Ashley: Coffee's magic is the source of all our other magic in the company.
Metamagic Feat: Coffee
Ashley: Coffee's magic is the source of all our other magic in the company.Metamagic Feat: Coffee
And/or espresso (caffeinated!) salt.
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It is by the beans of Java
That I set my mind in motion
The thoughts acquire speed
The hands acquire the shakes.
It is by the beans of Java
That I set my mind in motion.
OTOH: 'How can anything that smells so wonderful taste so foul?' -- Honor Harrington.
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Sara Marie: hold up
i get to weaponize my team now?
i am ok with this
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gary: please do not tell me what a cheese cave really is
gary: for i have a picture in my head and it is wonderful
gary: "over here, if we turn out all the lights you can see how the nacho flows actually glow a bit in the dark. this is due to the natural jalapeño deposits"
gary: "please sir, stop eating the stalagmites"
gary: "it's an under appreciated part of history most places, but here we take real pride in the fact that we've got the only continually operating cheese mine around"
gary: "back here, you can see, well, you can smell, some of the caverns that got blocked off in the great limberger explosion of '26"
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Diego: Well, I guess that's what happens when you trust someone and turn your back on them.
Me: Yeah... hey, speaking of which, can I borrow that mirror from your monitor?
Diego: No, that's my check-if-Katina-is-sneaking-up-on-me mirror.
Me: I think you mean that's your check-if-COSMO-is-sneaking-up-on-you mirror.
Diego: Actually, having read the Overheard thread, I have learned that none of my coworkers are to be trusted.
Me: Fair enough.
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Diego: Well, I guess that's what happens when you trust someone and turn your back on them.
Me: Yeah... hey, speaking of which, can I borrow that mirror from your monitor?
Diego: No, that's my check-if-Katina-is-sneaking-up-on-me mirror.
Me: I think you mean that's your check-if-COSMO-is-sneaking-up-on-you mirror.
Diego: Actually, having read the Overheard thread, I have learned that none of my coworkers are to be trusted.
Me: Fair enough.
Not true, you can always trust Cosmo to be Cosmo.
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Not true, you can always trust Cosmo to be Cosmo.
*not a guarantee
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Overheard at Paizo's GenCon Booth
Me: John! Sign my d20, thereby imbuing it with your power!
Compton: You might want to rethink that; my bad luck might transform your artifact into a cursed object.
Me: Vic! Sign my d20!
Vic: Can you even do that?
Me: I got Lisa and about 15 of your minions to do it.
Vic: Huh. So you have.
Me: Logan! Sign my d20!
Bonner: Okay, but which number should I sign? I know! I'll sign my old friend, the worst number of all.
Me: 1's already taken.
Bonner: Oh, that's not the worst number....
*signs the 3*
Bonner (snarls): At least the 1's an automatic miss, it doesn't get your hopes up. All you do is taunt me with your false promises of potential success, 3!
Wes: Who signed the natural 1?
Me: Sutter. He was the first person to sign the die, so I guess he thought 1 was fitting.
Wes: Yeah, we sort of just let him play with his books all day. I'm not convinced he even knows how to play the game.
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Wes: Who signed the natural 1?
Me: Sutter. He was the first person to sign the die, so I guess he thought 1 was fitting.
Wes: Yeah, we sort of just let him play with his books all day. I'm not convinced he even knows how to play the game.
Aaaaannd... now I have a mental picture of Sutter sitting down, surrounded by books, flipping through them with coloring crayons, and looking up at Wes with sparkling eyes and a grin on his face, saying, "Wes! Wes! I drawed on scary monsters!"
Aaaaannd... now I have a mental picture of Sutter sitting down, surrounded by books, flipping through them with coloring crayons, and looking up at Wes with sparkling eyes and a grin on his face, saying, "Wes! Wes! I drawed on scary monsters!"Wes: Who signed the natural 1?
Me: Sutter. He was the first person to sign the die, so I guess he thought 1 was fitting.
Wes: Yeah, we sort of just let him play with his books all day. I'm not convinced he even knows how to play the game.
Wes was referring to the Pathfinder Tales line. I think....
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Wes was referring to the Pathfinder Tales line. I think....Aaaaannd... now I have a mental picture of Sutter sitting down, surrounded by books, flipping through them with coloring crayons, and looking up at Wes with sparkling eyes and a grin on his face, saying, "Wes! Wes! I drawed on scary monsters!"Wes: Who signed the natural 1?
Me: Sutter. He was the first person to sign the die, so I guess he thought 1 was fitting.
Wes: Yeah, we sort of just let him play with his books all day. I'm not convinced he even knows how to play the game.
But that's not as funny.
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Aaaaannd... now I have a mental picture of Sutter sitting down, surrounded by books, flipping through them with coloring crayons, and looking up at Wes with sparkling eyes and a grin on his face, saying, "Wes! Wes! I drawed on scary monsters!"Wes: Who signed the natural 1?
Me: Sutter. He was the first person to sign the die, so I guess he thought 1 was fitting.
Wes: Yeah, we sort of just let him play with his books all day. I'm not convinced he even knows how to play the game.
Oh my god, if only! That sounds so relaxing...
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Katina: Typo of the day: "a lager issue." My lager issue is that I do not have any.
Like machine gun bacon?katina: can we use it to grill meat?
gary: yes, it has an attachment that lets you use the waste heat to roast [redacted] meat. very efficient
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sara marie: um. i think CS is collectively going to hell for finding [redacted] is our favorite
katina: Hell is gonna have some awesome customer service
katina: wait, if we’re in hell, does that mean we still have to provide GOOD customer service?
sara marie: um. i think CS is collectively going to hell for finding [redacted] is our favorite
katina: Hell is gonna have some awesome customer service
katina: wait, if we’re in hell, does that mean we still have to provide GOOD customer service?
Well, if that's the case, Paizo CS has been in hell for years... :)
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re: inner sea races
gary: didn't that book come out awhile ago?
sara marie: that was inner sea world guide
sara marie: this is the book about races of the inner sea
sara marie: the infamous Absalom 5k for example
sara marie: and of course the Mwangi Marathon
sara marie: do not discount the Iobaria Half Marathon & 10k
liz: What about the Darklands Death Run 2000?
sara marie: they did that once and for legal reasons we do not publish information about it
redacted a: hey baby you want to come over and reference my RPG core book?
redacted b:hey baby, want to see my player's handbook?
Were they speaking to the same person or each other?
