Overheard at the Paizo office


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Project Manager

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Ashley: THE SITH HAD IT RIGHT

Tanis: ashley makes a disturbing amount of sense

Digital Products Assistant

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Robot only a sith snacks in absolutes

Yeah. I quoted myself. To prove a point. Nobody stopping me.


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I DO NOT HAVE TO PLAY BY YOUR RULES
oh wait yes I do nvm

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Mika: I have only one superpower, and it's my ass.

Silver Crusade

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Christopher Anthony wrote:
Mika: I have only one superpower, and it's my ass.

Dammit Cosmo!

Counter of Magic Beans

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Sara Marie: It's impressive when a robot covered in glitter is able to be an effective ninja.

Associate Editor

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Sutter: It's a delicious fruit, wrapped in a mouse!


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Christopher Anthony wrote:
Mika: I have only one superpower, and it's my ass.

I thought that weird, but on more reflection I realize that's probably the second most common superpower.

Project Manager

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Katina: Christopher Anthony: merciless optimist

Christopher: ... yes. Let's go with that.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Crystal: Everything is someone's fetish


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Christopher Anthony wrote:
Crystal: Everything is someone's fetish

Digital Products Assistant

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Christopher I feel consoled that Liz has an entire house in Skyrim filled with cabbages.


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Chris Lambertz wrote:
Christopher I feel consoled that Liz has an entire house in Skyrim filled with cabbages.

And sweet rolls.

And salmon steak.
And vegetable stew.
And horker loaf.


It sounds like quite a feast :P


Chris Lambertz wrote:
Christopher I feel consoled that Liz has an entire house in Skyrim filled with cabbages.

It's glorious!!!!


I wonder how Liz react if she had this guys luck?


Tels wrote:
I wonder how Liz react if she had this guys luck?

Probably earthbend the perpetrator to the moon.


Chris Lambertz wrote:
Christopher I feel consoled that Liz has an entire house in Skyrim filled with cabbages.

Personally I'd rather feel PCed, I enjoy playing with user mods far too much.


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Lilith wrote:
Tels wrote:
I wonder how Liz react if she had this guys luck?
Probably earthbend the perpetrator to the moon.

NOT AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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christopher: A few smacks with the Cudgel of Correction should fix him right up.

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Robot Chris: This burrito contains at least double the amount of fire.


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Christopher Anthony wrote:
Crystal: Everything is someone's fetish
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Christopher I feel consoled that Liz has an entire house in Skyrim filled with cabbages.

Is anyone else disturbed with these being posted near each other? ;)


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Wyntr wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:
Crystal: Everything is someone's fetish
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Christopher I feel consoled that Liz has an entire house in Skyrim filled with cabbages.
Is anyone else disturbed with these being posted near each other? ;)

I'm down with Christopher having a fetish for cabbage filled Skyrim houses.


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It'll take more than that to disturb me.


Tels wrote:
Wyntr wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:
Crystal: Everything is someone's fetish
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Christopher I feel consoled that Liz has an entire house in Skyrim filled with cabbages.
Is anyone else disturbed with these being posted near each other? ;)
I'm down with Christopher having a fetish for cabbage filled Skyrim houses.

Could you imagine the dirty talk?

Ah.. yeah.. baby show me those cabbages!


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>.>

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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PostMonster Gary: now i'm going to kill it and do it again, see if it gets faster

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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redacted: Do not look into the abyss of HR regulations, for it stares back at you and tells you ‘You’re doing it wrong’”


Sara Marie wrote:
christopher: Brought to you by Lissa's RAM Upgrades. Computer running slow? Web browser choking on routine business tasks? You need Lissa's artisanal RAM. Each stick is lovingly hand-installed by a happy, talented professional. Because you deserve only the best.

There is something wrong with the word artisanal - some art is, some isn't - you can't stereotype like that. Especially for RAM.


Sara Marie wrote:
redacted: Do not look into the abyss of HR regulations, for it stares back at you and tells you ‘You’re doing it wrong’”

Ah, so you use SAP as well - I recognise the help manual quote.

Counter of Magic Beans

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Money Chris: Oh just take one from the middle!
Me: NOO! You and your chaos!
Cosmo: You rang?

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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alvarez: Your center monitor is being flanked by your left monitor and your [mumble mumble couldn't hear the rest].


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Wyntr wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:
Crystal: Everything is someone's fetish
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Christopher I feel consoled that Liz has an entire house in Skyrim filled with cabbages.
Is anyone else disturbed with these being posted near each other? ;)

Just leaving this here.


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Tirisfal wrote:
Wyntr wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:
Crystal: Everything is someone's fetish
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Christopher I feel consoled that Liz has an entire house in Skyrim filled with cabbages.
Is anyone else disturbed with these being posted near each other? ;)
Just leaving this here.

Now I need an unfavorate tag. Or a 'Why oh why was I did I follow that link?' tag


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Chief Cook and Bottlewasher wrote:
Tirisfal wrote:
Just leaving this here.
Now I need an unfavorate tag. Or a 'Why oh why was I did I follow that link?' tag

Unfortunate Taig is one of my favorite songs by Creedence Honey Badger Revival.

Liberty's Edge Digital Products Assistant

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Robot: What is the world coming to when you can't even wrestle an alligator with dignity?

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Robot: It was a Thursday, I was typing in my cube, when it walked in. An email. A nasty one. This one came all the way from downstairs; the warehouse. I knew the orders were waiting, the boxes piling, and shuddered as I imagined the horrors that lay within. But this was my job. Like everyday. As the hitbot.

Digital Products Assistant

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Redacted Shake him down anyway! I'm sure he's got some lunch money.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Lissa: *series of loud sneezes*
Robot Chris: Just die already!

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Crystal: *sigh* Robot wins.
Robot Chris: I wasn't even paying atTENsion. *mic drop*

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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jessica: I love you all so much I'm almost crying right now
jessica: or maybe that's just despair

Liberty's Edge Digital Products Assistant

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Liz: "I need space bathroom!"

Liberty's Edge Contributor

Crystal Frasier wrote:
Liz: "I need space bathroom!"

What if it had a comma?

Alternate Reality Liz wrote:
"I need space, bathroom!"

Digital Products Assistant

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Katina Blackhole Sun, won't ya come, get a space latteeeeee
Katina black hole sun, extra foam, extra foaaaaaaaaam

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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katina: Dammit, not again!

katina: She's going to start stabbing our wallets again, isn't she?

cosmo: it’s more of a surgical removal than a stabbing...

cosmo: She’s a professional.


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Sara Marie wrote:

katina: Dammit, not again!

katina: She's going to start stabbing our wallets again, isn't she?

cosmo: it’s more of a surgical removal than a stabbing...

cosmo: She’s a professional.

Professionalism draws the fine line from feeling like you've been "mugged" versus "willfully handing out money"


Tirisfal wrote:
Wyntr wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:
Crystal: Everything is someone's fetish
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Christopher I feel consoled that Liz has an entire house in Skyrim filled with cabbages.
Is anyone else disturbed with these being posted near each other? ;)
Just leaving this here.

GAAAH! MY EYES! MY EYES!

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Mythic JMD031 wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

katina: Dammit, not again!

katina: She's going to start stabbing our wallets again, isn't she?

cosmo: it’s more of a surgical removal than a stabbing...

cosmo: She’s a professional.

Professionalism draws the fine line from feeling like you've been "mugged" versus "willfully handing out money"

And feeling like it was your idea all along. :P

Paizo Employee Associate Publisher

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This is a lifestyle choice for me...


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Haladir wrote:
Tirisfal wrote:
Wyntr wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:
Crystal: Everything is someone's fetish
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Christopher I feel consoled that Liz has an entire house in Skyrim filled with cabbages.
Is anyone else disturbed with these being posted near each other? ;)
Just leaving this here.
GAAAH! MY EYES! MY EYES!

That which has been seen, cannot be unseen. O_o

(No matter how many ice picks you plunge into your eye sockets.)

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