I won't draw your Pathfinder requests!


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OK, look, I am really busy over here, and I like drawing, but I just don't have the time to draw your Pathfinder requests. I am sorry about it, I really am, but please don't ask me. There are plenty of other artists out there willing to do it for a low fee. Have a nice day...


I thought I nationalized you!

[Checks identification papers]

Do you have permission to be outside of your assigned "Reeducation-Through-Labor" camp?

No? I thought not.

[Cracks whip]

Back to the salt mine, you scurvy dog!


Burgomeister of Troll Town wrote:

I thought I nationalized you!

[Checks identification papers]

Do you have permission to be outside of your assigned "Reeducation-Through-Labor" camp?

No? I thought not.

[Cracks whip]

Back to the salt mine, you scurvy dog!

Look, Burgomeister, I don't see why you are attacking me here. I just want to make it clear to everyone that I won't drawing their Pathfinder requests. That's all. I thought I was doing you all a favor.


Your mother called. She was worried that you were lost. You are hereby summoned back to the Phantom Zone a/k/a her uterus. I did not perform my proscribed duties.

I am ashamed with myself.


<gurgle>


What?

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how about non-pathfinder requests, like wod requests?


ulgulanoth wrote:
how about non-pathfinder requests, like wod requests?

I would have to say no to that too...


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That's not what your mother said. Hoo-ha!

{twirls 'stasche}

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Marijuakurion {4:20} wrote:

That's not what your mother said. Hoo-ha!

{twirls 'stasche}

I can't believe you said that! The only thing I was attempting to do was to let everyone know that I cannot draw their Pathfinder requests. That's it! However, because of just trying to communicate with all of you, my own mother gets verbally attacked! My mother has nothing to do with this!

LEAVE HER ALONE!!!


Leafar the Lost wrote:
Marijuakurion {4:20} wrote:

That's not what your mother said. Hoo-ha!

{twirls 'stasche}

I can't believe you said that! The only thing I was attempting to do was to let everyone know that I cannot draw their Pathfinder requests. That's it! However, because of just trying to communicate with all of you, my own mother gets verbally attacked! My mother has nothing to do with this!

LEAVE HER ALONE!!!

Yeah guys, lay off Leafar's mum.

She's a classy lady.


Yeah, I got off your mom. Gnarly gnarlingtons. Lost her on the way out the door.


[Cracks whip.]

EDIT: Check out that subtle disco guitar!

Spoiler:
When you're on youtube, this is the first thing that comes up when you type in "where there". I think this is a victory for geekitude.


There go Leafar's greasy mama.
To work at Denny's wiping pancakes on her forehead.

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Drawing....been doing some of that.

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I HAVE STICKS THROUGH MY HEAD! wrote:
What?

I love your user name and avatar.

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Set wrote:
I HAVE STICKS THROUGH MY HEAD! wrote:
What?

I love your user name and avatar.

No complements, it goes to his head.


Hey, cool! May I not do art request in here too?

:)

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

Hugo, I've got a lot of requests for you not to do, for when you don't have time. Sound good?

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Is there a certain kind of art request that it's easier for you not to do? I wouldn't want to impose...


Set wrote:
I HAVE STICKS THROUGH MY HEAD! wrote:
What?

I love your user name and avatar.

Um, kay.


Another failed attempt by Leafar. Someday he will get it right.

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I wish I had the problem of not being able to take illustration requests, but I can't seem to give my art away :(

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Hugo Solis wrote:

Hey, cool! May I not do art request in here too?

:)

Never! Get to work!

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Callous Jack wrote:
Hugo Solis wrote:

Hey, cool! May I not do art request in here too?

:)

Never! Get to work!

You too!

Oh and by the way I have been trying to upload my sketchbook. I will post a link for you when I do.


Callous Jack wrote:
Hugo Solis wrote:

Hey, cool! May I not do art request in here too?

:)

Never! Get to work!

Awwww....

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Crimson Jester wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Hugo Solis wrote:

Hey, cool! May I not do art request in here too?

:)

Never! Get to work!

You too!

Oh and by the way I have been trying to upload my sketchbook. I will post a link for you when I do.

I have been drawing! Have you seen my paper minis?

And is this a non-FB link?


Callous Jack wrote:
I have been drawing! Have you seen my paper minis?

You have been VERY bus, that's a lot of fantastic work in there!

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Hugo Solis wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
I have been drawing! Have you seen my paper minis?
You have been VERY bus, that's a lot of fantastic work in there!

Wait 'til you see my Rune Giants, I just finished them!

(And where's my froggie paper mini reviews!)
:)

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Callous Jack wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Hugo Solis wrote:

Hey, cool! May I not do art request in here too?

:)

Never! Get to work!

You too!

Oh and by the way I have been trying to upload my sketchbook. I will post a link for you when I do.

I have been drawing! Have you seen my paper minis?

And is this a non-FB link?

Yes I have and I am waiting till I have the money to purchase a few.

Yes I was trying to figure a way to get my deviant art account to work, for some reason it hates me

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Cymex 666 wrote:
I wish I had the problem of not being able to take illustration requests, but I can't seem to give my art away :(

Link to some samples, so that we can make an informed choice to whether we like you not to draw our art requests!

Major love for the Rock & Rule quote in the profile, btw.

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Crimson Jester wrote:

Yes I have and I am waiting till I have the money to purchase a few.

Yes I was trying to figure a way to get my deviant art account to work, for some reason it hates me

We need to have a Jack paper mini fund drive!

And I am so-so on deviantart, the site controls annoy me sometimes. I have not uploaded anything for a while, probably should.

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Set wrote:
Cymex 666 wrote:
I wish I had the problem of not being able to take illustration requests, but I can't seem to give my art away :(

Link to some samples, so that we can make an informed choice to whether we like you not to draw our art requests!

Major love for the Rock & Rule quote in the profile, btw.

The reason for the aforementioned statement was due to the fact a 3rd party publisher (who shall remain un-named) told me I would be better served by taking up brain surgery and leave the art to those with talent. I realize that not everyone is going to care for my scratchings, but it gets tiring hearing it time and again.

Here's a link: http://johnathansalazarillustration.webs.com/apps/photos/album?albumid=1051 3088

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Cymex 666 wrote:
The reason for the aforementioned statement was due to the fact a 3rd party publisher (who shall remain un-named) told me I would be better served by taking up brain surgery and leave the art to those with talent.

Sounds like someone was a grumpy-pants. There's useful criticism, and then there's people being unprofessional and b~@~!y.

Your linework is a little rough, and sometimes the eyes look a little creepy (too big, perhaps? I can't put my finger on it. They almost look like real eyes peeking out from behind holes cut in a portrait in a Scooby-Doo sketch, if that makes any sense at all...), but with pictures like Lord Theomen, I can see some Hugo Solis-potential. Keep polishing the stuff, and maybe work on your own interpretations of some genre-specific 'classic' images, like one of the Iconics, or that Hellknight picture, or some beastie, and I think you've got what it takes to step it up.

Your proportions are good, and you don't pose people unnaturally, which automatically puts you a step above some other amateur artists who *do* get published in 3PP.

The perspective on Kazura's spellcasting hand is particularly neat. By comic book/fantasy-art standards, she's got sausage fingers, but fantasy art is almost always a *bit* unrealistic, anyway, drawing women's fingers as tapering from the hand to the nail, even when the artist isn't Rob-Liefield-levels-of-clueless about female anatomy.

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Set wrote:
Cymex 666 wrote:
The reason for the aforementioned statement was due to the fact a 3rd party publisher (who shall remain un-named) told me I would be better served by taking up brain surgery and leave the art to those with talent.

Sounds like someone was a grumpy-pants. There's useful criticism, and then there's people being unprofessional and b@$%$y.

Your linework is a little rough, and sometimes the eyes look a little creepy (too big, perhaps? I can't put my finger on it. They almost look like real eyes peeking out from behind holes cut in a portrait in a Scooby-Doo sketch, if that makes any sense at all...), but with pictures like Lord Theomen, I can see some Hugo Solis-potential. Keep polishing the stuff, and maybe work on your own interpretations of some genre-specific 'classic' images, like one of the Iconics, or that Hellknight picture, or some beastie, and I think you've got what it takes to step it up.

Your proportions are good, and you don't pose people unnaturally, which automatically puts you a step above some other amateur artists who *do* get published in 3PP.

The perspective on Kazura's spellcasting hand is particularly neat. By comic book/fantasy-art standards, she's got sausage fingers, but fantasy art is almost always a *bit* unrealistic, anyway, drawing women's fingers as tapering from the hand to the nail, even when the artist isn't Rob-Liefield-levels-of-clueless about female anatomy.

Thanks for the critique! I'll keep your suggestions in mind. Ha ha, I know what you mean about Liefield levels of cluelessness about anatomy!

That's a great observation about Kazura's hands btw, and I'm proud that there's some "sausageness" to them because Kazura is a halfling (she's got stunty toes too!)-just the look I was going for :)

I'll keep drawing, and as you aptly pointed out, my line work is pretty rough, but then again that section of the website is meant to show the rough stuff- my problem has been, and continues to be ink and color (and it doesn't help that I'm colorblind either!), and I want to aim for more "completed" pieces.


Callous Jack wrote:
Hugo Solis wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
I have been drawing! Have you seen my paper minis?
You have been VERY bus, that's a lot of fantastic work in there!

Wait 'til you see my Rune Giants, I just finished them!

(And where's my froggie paper mini reviews!)
:)

As soon as I buy them! I'm running CotCT right now :)


Here one that I won't draw...almost :P

Alexander Reniholdt, paladin of Iomendae

Shame on me for using this thread for this! :D

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Hugo Solis wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Hugo Solis wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
I have been drawing! Have you seen my paper minis?
You have been VERY bus, that's a lot of fantastic work in there!

Wait 'til you see my Rune Giants, I just finished them!

(And where's my froggie paper mini reviews!)
:)
As soon as I buy them! I'm running CotCT right now :)

*shakes fist at frog*

;-)

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