Granted! Now whenever you taste peanut butter, all you can taste is strawberries. And strawberries always taste like rancid milk.
I wish I could find eyeliner that didn't run all over the place.
ok, when you put it on, it never comes off, but slowly seeps into your head, poisoning your brain.
I wish there was not antidote for eyeliner poison.
Granted! Eyeliner poison does not exist neither does an antidote.
I wish I could stop watching old Cantonese action flicks.
Granted! your brothers find them... in a top-secret ASIO vault approximately 5 KM below the Sydney opera house. The mystery deepens quickly, as they have no memory of even being in Sydney before waking up in the vault.
I wish I knew how and why Trinite's brothers were locked in that vault.
Granted. You know why. You also realize there are people who REALLY want to keep it secret. Expect a house call by dangerous people in the near future.
I wish the rest of the world had a taste of current swedish weather.
ok, we all taste the taste of coldness. which actually tastes kinda good.
I wish for the answers for the SAT.
Granted. You get the answers, only you have to wait until they are made public.
I wish I would win the Last one to post wins thread.
ok, you make the plan, but it fails when I carpet bomb you with my newly aquired B2 spirit stealth bomber.
I wish I was not turned into a smurf whenever I say the word smurf.
Granted! You are not turned into a smurf when you say smurf, you are turned into a smurf when you say any word with a A in it.
I wish what all this smurfing was all about.
its a troll.
why!!!!!!!!!
You thought you could, but when you tried your face looked like your avatar. But it could have been worse, you could have looked like hobbs avatar.
Granted. Then you... ummm... It will...
Nah. I don't see any sort of reason to corrupt that wish. You get a bleeding zombie with freaky ears as a pet. It looks hungry.
I wish people stopped being stupid.
Sure, he takes you captive, and starts eating you and every one that comes to visit.
I wish I'd got a better grade for my internship.
Dammit ninjaed.
Granted! You aren't skilled enough for your new post at the CIA though.
:)
You never get nijaed, you never get a post on the forum again.
I wish a was a real ninja.
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You are a ninja but you are also a turtle with a rat for a master.
I wish to know the meaning of life.
ok, but the secret of life is to be a smurf. (tip, just say smurf)
I wish smurfs did not exist.
Granted. They were the only thing standing between you and the tuna net of DOOOOOM, so enjoy your future as ten thousand sushi dinners.
I wish I had some sushi.
Granted! Gas station sushi it is.
I wish there was a sensible alternative.
there is. it involves explosions, drugs, and lots of guns. still more sensible than gas station sushi, but not by much.
I'm not corrupting that, that's awesome.
I wish for icecream.
Granted only now everything not nailed down flies immediately towards you stopping about a foot away until you cant move because you are surrounded by a massive pile of junk.
I wish the USA would convert to the metric system.
Granted. It converts, inch by inch, over endless fortnights, using gallons of sweat and elbow grease, roughly into the metric system.
I wish I knew what an imaginary wish was.
Granted! that day was the day you were born.
I wish for more firepower.
granted, I give you a nerf gun.
I wish that rainbows were made of bacon. and that they were edible.
Granted, and you really really want to eat is. But just like real rainbows you can never reach them.
I wish I had a horse.
it eats you.
I wish it rains bacon.
Granted. You gain two thousand lbs in weight.
I wish people shared my taste in entertainment.
Granted! The first one comes out May 17th. They decided to call it Star Trek instead of Star Wars but you'll never know the difference.
I wish I had money to buy candy.
There are worse fates than being reincarnated as a badger.
I wish for world pease.
granted, you get to it, and it explodes.
I wish for an indestructable choppa.
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Granted, behold your brand-new Orc Choppa. Technically, its an ordinary melee weapon, and it could kill an avatar of a god. Must be indestructible... in theory.
I wish my most important person wouldn't have a tantrum when they fail against a save or suck effect.
Granted...they now have a tantrum when the make a save and kill the big bad.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl, I would Call Her(sorry, bad 90s rap reference)
you get all of the things you want, but it turns out the chick was a demilich.
you get all of the things you want, but it turns out the chick was a demilich.
Oh no, you don't get away that easily: make your wissssssssssssh...
I wish I could get away with not making a wish.