
JMD031 |

Yeah, but he's no where near as important as Ben Franklin. Let's review his achievements, shall we:
* Invented electricity with a kite and a key;
* Had a pithy saying for every character fault a body could want;
* Styling glasses;
* A smooth pimp who loved the ladies;
* Jowels of steel; and
* Inventor of the nipple ring.Seriously, Camacho doesn't even compare.
Sure he does, Franklin was never president.

Treppa |

Yeah, but he's no where near as important as Ben Franklin. Let's review his achievements, shall we:
* Invented electricity with a kite and a key;
* Had a pithy saying for every character fault a body could want;
* Styling glasses;
* A smooth pimp who loved the ladies;
* Jowels of steel; and
* Inventor of the nipple ring.Seriously, Camacho doesn't even compare.
Nipple rings? Really? Maybe I should rethink... no, no.
Hah! I was only arguing the actual imaginary presidency. If one looks outside his term (as you are doing with Smooth Ben), one finds Camacho's wrestling and porn star careers. Ben was a dabbler in porn and skipped professional wrestling altogether (his exploits with the ladies in Paris do not count as wrestling).

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Camacho was all up on Ben Franklin's mom. True story. Therefore, he wins.
Ben was taping it using a videocamera he invented while uploading it onto youtube (which he also invented) at the same time. Upon closer examination, Camacho's came up short, if you know what I mean.
He had a small penis.

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Studpuffin wrote:Camacho was all up on Ben Franklin's mom. True story. Therefore, he wins.Ben was taping it using a videocamera he invented while uploading it onto youtube (which he also invented) at the same time. Upon closer examination, Camacho's came up short, if you know what I mean.
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That's not what Ben's Mom said. You gonna doubt Ben Franklin's Mom?

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Okay, I can't deny that being a porn star is the most relevant career for a president to have pre-presidency. I'll put him on the best of list, but he's at the end, between Watchmen Nixon and Original Nixon.
I hear Newt Gingrich is taking this advice and making up for lost time in the porn industry, hoping to get a boost for the nomination.
Rawr.

Samnell |

FallofCamelot wrote:Yeah, it was pulled out of there a long time ago.Studpuffin wrote:Camacho is a Porn Superstar.
That's like RPG Superstar but with sex.
You mean they've taken the sex out of RPG Superstar now?
Aw...
Then they put it back in and consequently pulled it out again. But afterwards someone engaged the rotor, which settled matters.

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Studpuffin wrote:Then they put it back in and consequently pulled it out again. But afterwards someone engaged the rotor, which settled matters.FallofCamelot wrote:Yeah, it was pulled out of there a long time ago.Studpuffin wrote:Camacho is a Porn Superstar.
That's like RPG Superstar but with sex.
You mean they've taken the sex out of RPG Superstar now?
Aw...
Yeah, they made quite the mess of it, didn't they?

Abbasax |

Samnell wrote:Yeah, they made quite the mess of it, didn't they?Studpuffin wrote:Then they put it back in and consequently pulled it out again. But afterwards someone engaged the rotor, which settled matters.FallofCamelot wrote:Yeah, it was pulled out of there a long time ago.Studpuffin wrote:Camacho is a Porn Superstar.
That's like RPG Superstar but with sex.
You mean they've taken the sex out of RPG Superstar now?
Aw...
It's sad too, because it was pulled out before RPG Superstar was finished. Very anti-climatic.

Darth Knight |

Top 10 Albums of All Time
Abbey Road - The Beatles
OK Computer – Radiohead
Exile on Main St. – The Rolling Stones
London Calling – The Clash
The Strokes - Is This It
Pet Sounds – The Beach Boys
Life - The Cardigans
Velvet Underground – Velvet Underground
Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon
Alive! - Kiss

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Top Ten:
Abraham Lincoln
FDR
George Washington
Jefferson
Teddy Roosevelt
Woodrow Wilson
Harry S Truman
Dwight D Eisenhower
Andrew Jackson
James K Polk
I'm not sure about Jackson, Jefferson or Wilson but I'm not sure who i'd replace them with. Maybe Reagan or even Clinton. I actually liked the first Bush.

The 8th Dwarf |

The boss.....he'll f#+! you anyway. Even though it means in doing so he'll fall with his neck on the wakizashi, because he's incompetent. He's been promoted to his level of incompetence. But he'll f@*# you nonetheless. Even if it's career suicide.
And the desk.....the desk doesn't matter. You have to fight the other guy over the desk, though. Because that's what mammals do, apparently. They fight for breeding rights.
The desk is just an excuse.
I f$&&ing hate it every time some s+!& happens in life and I say, "WTF? That was in Brazil! What's wrong with you f@$@ers?"
So did you see it with the happy ending or the proper ending?

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Woah! Finding Nemo and Monsters, Inc. above The Incredibles and Ratatouille? That is wrong as a matter of objective fact.
Also, A Bug's Life was by far the worst Pixar movie of all time, though it's crown was stolen by Cars 2. The original Cars is better than A Bug's Life.
We agree on something? I feel dirty...
Cars 2 wasn't bad but the Cars franchise are the only ones that don't feel like Pixar movies to me. I'm bummed they're doing any sequels at all frankly although the Toy Story ones were all good.