Flawless victory.
[Walks a picket line around Leafar the Loathed with a picket sign that reads: I DENY LEAFAR!]
C-C-C-C-COMBO-BREAKER!
At post 1 I made one simply request: DON'T REPLY TO THIS THREAD!
Now it is over 1,000 posts later, and there is a group of people who insist on breaking the cardinal rule of this thread. Therefore, those who have broken my one rule will be sent to the Labyrinth, which I will reveal in the coming posts. A part of your soul will be sent there, and it will never be returned to you. Yes, you will appear to still be living the same boring, mundane lives that you currently live, but a part of your "Ka" will be in the Labyrinth, and the movie soundtrack of Labyrinth, starring David Bowie, will be played 24/7...
*teleports in*
Hey guys, I just popped in to say that Leafar's Labrynth is one happening place. Word. We have blackjack and women of questionable morality.
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*readies an action*
*readies an action*...to ROCK?
*Sits on drums and readies an action*
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Oh JMD031 I am not taking your precious nemisis you can keep him. Heck he always gets lost so what fun is he having as a nemisis?
Oh yeah I was expecting to have this big battle with my nemisis ....but he got lost on the way here.
He was supposed to imprison me in thos special labyrinth and taunt me and be all mean and nasty ... only he got lost so that never happened.
Oh JMD031 I am not taking your precious nemisis you can keep him. Heck he always gets lost so what fun is he having as a nemisis?
Oh yeah I was expecting to have this big battle with my nemisis ....but he got lost on the way here.
He was supposed to imprison me in thos special labyrinth and taunt me and be all mean and nasty ... only he got lost so that never happened.
Actually, Gruumash, you already are imprisoned in my Labyrinth, but you are not aware of it. You will all see the details of my Labyrinth very soon...
THE LABYRINTH OF LEAFAR
0. The Entry Chamber: this is a chamber where all the prisoners are sent to before settling into their new home. It looks like a non-descript, gray walled room, except for a wooden table that is covered with files, and seated behind it is Doodlebug Anklebiter. His job is to process all newcomers.
Doodlebug will ask for your identification, if you have any, and your name. Then he will give you a ticket with your name and chamber number on it. You are to report to your cell immeaditely. In the background you hear soem classic David Bowie music.
You will notice that there are no guards, and if you ask Doodlebug about it he will say that none are needed. If you want to attack him, go ahead. He is defenseless, and has 1 H.P.
Reply.
THE LABYRINTH OF LEAFAR
1. The Chamber of JMDO31: after leaving the entry room, a wooden door leads to a corridor and it takes you to the chamber of prisoner #2, Jamado the 31st King of forgotten kingdom. The room is filled with sweaters that he has knitted, because it is part of his rehabilitation. He must have a skill that he can use once he leaves the labyrinth and returns to his now destroyed and deserted homeland.
Once you enter the room, he will offer to knit you clothes, because you entered the Labyrinth nude, which is something that you just noticed. Yes, like being born, you enter my world naked, weaponless, and clueless...
Actually Leafear you are as usually LOST I am not in any silly Labyrinth. You most have lost your directions on how to make it correctly. Cause I am free and clear.
THE LABYRINTH OF LEAFAR
2. The Chamber of Gruumash: when you leave the knitting room with your new clothes, you go through another corridor until you come upon the largest kitchen you have ever seen. Inside you see a very gruff, angry person (Gruumash) directing tiny, little Sm--fs to cook and send Llama meat dinners through chutes cut into the walls.
Gruumash sees you and he starts yelling at you for no good reason. If you ask him what he does, he tells you that he is the Head Chef for the Labyrinth. If you ask him how long he has been here, he says, "Long time me here! I good chef!" He then starts cutting up Llama meat for another meal, and he also throws in a dead Sm--f just to add some flaver to it.
"You want eat now?" Gruumash asks...
THE LABYRINTH OF LEAFAR
1. The Chamber of JMDO31: after leaving the entry room, a wooden door leads to a corridor and it takes you to the chamber of prisoner #2, Jamado the 31st King of forgotten kingdom. The room is filled with sweaters that he has knitted, because it is part of his rehabilitation. He must have a skill that he can use once he leaves the labyrinth and returns to his now destroyed and deserted homeland.
Once you enter the room, he will offer to knit you clothes, because you entered the Labyrinth nude, which is something that you just noticed. Yes, like being born, you enter my world naked, weaponless, and clueless...
Ha ha, you are so wrong. My skills are in making cute little ceremic kittens not knitting. I win again. You are so bad at this game. Also....it's JMD0(zero)31, not O31. Two failures in a row....wow.
This is by far your lamest attempt at being "evil" or "cool". Seriously, you should just give up while you are behind. I suggest perhaps taking a nice trip to wine country or perhaps a cruise. I hear these kinds of trips can be very relaxing.
THE LABYRINTH OF LEAFAR
You will notice that there are no guards, and if you ask Doodlebug about it he will say that none are needed. If you want to attack him, go ahead. He is defenseless, and has 1 H.P.
From ruthless exploitation in Gruumash.'s packie to ruthless exploitation in the Labyrinth. I tell you, life as a working-class goblin isn't easy...And I have way more than 1 hp!
Getting thrown in this Labyrinth was so worth it.
Hmm, there have been no new replies to this thread. Time to rectify that.
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I'm guessing the novelty of replying to this thread is starting to wear off.
It's only fun when Leafar appears to complain.
Trolling with no target is boring.
It's only fun when Leafar appears to complain.
Trolling with no target is boring.
I refuse to let Leafar win.
I refuse to let Leafar win.It's only fun when Leafar appears to complain.
Trolling with no target is boring.
To me, he loses if he stops before we do, so if he doesn't come back we've already won.
To me, he loses if he stops before we do, so if he doesn't come back we've already won.I refuse to let Leafar win.It's only fun when Leafar appears to complain.
Trolling with no target is boring.
That may be true. However, I believe this thread should remain a constant force of defiance to his will so if he ever decides to come back he will be reminded that we just do not care. Also, because I enjoy just saying random things and this thread really has no particular purpose besides being fairly random. I believe I probably should have just went with the latter reason, but the first one is random and could be construed as funny depending on the context and sense of humor. Hmm, I think perhaps I should just hit Submit Post now and be done with it...
Llamas?
Llamas?
Worse....Ducks!
Quack!
*tappy tappy tap*
Qalrk!
Never going to give you up, never going to let you down, never going turn around and desert you....
*plugs JM with a crossbow bolt*
*plugs JM with a crossbow bolt*
Ow. Now I have forgotten the rest of the words to that song forever.