Irvism - like isolationism but on a more personal level, shut up, leave me alone.
CourtFoolism
n.
A principal philosophy which advocates achieving harmony through engaging in sexual activity with others' lower extremities.
Sissylism: Be delicious. Be inflexible. Be smarter than everyone else around!
Fakism, outlive everybody by being a piece of plastic sitting around forever in a land fill near you.
Trollism: Being a douche just because.
Sissylism: Be delicious. Be inflexible. Be smarter than everyone else around!
Charlie? Is that you?
Fyrism - making pointless, non-sequesters that add nothing to the conversation.
Oh, and kicking poodle-llamas as often and as hard as possible.
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Charlie? Is that you?
Nope, not me. I'm flexible. This is me:
Bellism: An infallible statement that goes completely unnoticed by others. Or, the practice of lurking on an Internet messageboard. Etymology uncertain, perhaps from Latin bellum, "war," or French belle, "beautiful," because I'm such a good-looking soldier.
FreeholdDMism- One word: Haterade(tm). I'd add more words, but I'm at work. ;-)
Xabulbism - An addiction to bourbon and pleasent company that results in a happy swelling in the groin.
Vomitguyism: the ability to precisely eject part or all of the contents of the stomach through the mouth in a series of completely voluntary spasmodic movements with the express purpose of bringing enlightenment and humor to an otherwise troll-spoiled conversation.
PeaceLvrism - Whoa, dudes! Want some shrooms?
CDPism: There's nothing that can't be cured by booze, meds, and mauling a frenchie.
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Cosmism n. (KHAZ-misem) 1) An existential philosophical orientation that sees the survival of mankind and of the individual as part of humanity's "common task", where the migration of humans into space is seen as inevitable, since it is essential for humanity's long-term survival. See further research here.
2) The act of surreptitiously subverting the will of a large group of people into believing that they cannot live without a certain type of high quality product through the use of a series of positive customer service interactions with the sole intention of taking over the world. See also: floccinaucinihilippilification.
mallincolnocracy: n. a form of government where is is unlawful to enslave evil-doers.
KaeYossism - the concition of being KAEYOSS (Knowledgeable Anarchist, Energetic - Yet Only Superficially Sane)
Cosmism n. (KHAZ-misem) 1) An existential philosophical orientation that sees the survival of mankind and of the individual as part of humanity's "common task", where the migration of humans into space is seen as inevitable, since it is essential for humanity's long-term survival. See further research here.
Are..are you Zeon Zum Daikum?
Studpuffinism: Like a freudian slip, except you meant to do it and take it just a little too far for most people's comfort zone.
Similar to Urizenism, except where the presence alone heralds a forthcoming of blatant invocation of rule 34.
JMD031ism: being moderately random for some unknown and perhaps sinister purpose. (insert evil laughter here)
Ismism:
Program received signal SIGSEGV, Segmentation fault.
0x42424242 in ?? ()
(gdb) where
#0 0x42424242 in ?? ()
#1 0xb7f2c200 in _dl_rtld_di_serinfo () from /lib/ld-linux.so.2
Previous frame inner to this frame (corrupt stack?)
(gdb) info registers
eax 0x1d 29
ecx 0x1d 29
edx 0xb7f0b0b0 -1208962896
ebx 0xb7f09ff4 -1208967180
esp 0xbfaaa350 0xbfaaa350
ebp 0x41414141 0x41414141
esi 0xb7f38ce0 -1208775456
edi 0x0 0
eip 0x42424242 0x42424242
eflags 0x210246 [ PF ZF IF RF ID ]
cs 0x73 115
ss 0x7b 123
ds 0x7b 123
es 0x7b 123
fs 0x0 0
gs 0x33 51
(gdb)
Samnellism, n.
1) The act of expressing extreme hostility and condescension towards perceived intellectual inferiors.
2) The act of expressing extreme hostility and condescension towards actual intellectual inferiors.
3) The act of confusing the expression of extreme hostility and condescension towards perceived intellectual inferiors with the expression of extreme hostility and condescension towards actual intellectual inferiors.
4) The act of shamelessly pimping one's homebrew setting thread in unrelated threads.
5) The attempt to reason with those who forswear reason as a matter of first principles in lieu of the use of violence.
6) The attempt to reason with those who foreswear reason as a matter of first principles with the full knowledge that the exercise is futile and will only generate frustration and hostility.
7) The practice of onanism as impelled by fantasies entailing hobbits and cute guys in tight bathing suits.
8) The consumption of fettuccine alfredo.
9) The act of pointing out when one's father has attempted to suggest a hug through baby talk but actually employed a term reserved for an activity which produces a biproduct named after a former US senator from Pennsylvania.
10) The aesthetic position that this post is amusing.
Brewism: beer above all else, even punk ass little trolls.
Mairkurionism: "Man, if you have to ask, you'll never know." - Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong (mutatis mutandi)
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Mairkurionism: "Man, if you have to ask, you'll never know." - Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong (mutatis mutandi)
I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom, for me and youAnd I think to myself
What a wonderful world
I see skies of blue, and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, dark sacred night
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world
The colors of the rainbow, so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces, of people going by
I see friends shaking hands, sayin', "How do you do?"
They're really sayin', "I love you"
I hear babies cryin', I watch them grow
They'll learn much more, than I'll ever know
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world
Yes, I think to myself
What a wonderful world
Oh yeah
Clearly, AZ doesn't need to ask.
Conspiracism: Knowing that everyone and everything is either out to get me, trying to enslave mankind, or both.
Sheenism: Duh, winning!
HungryJack®ism: Hungry Jack® Products are always crowd pleasers.
Pancakes that turn out fluffy and golden-brown every time; waffles that are crisp with every bite; and a wide variety of syrups for every palette — Hungry Jack®always delivers great food, great times.
I wanna nother recipe!
Urquhartism: Saying what you want without commenting.
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HungryJack®ism: Hungry Jack® Products are always crowd pleasers.
Pancakes that turn out fluffy and golden-brown every time; waffles that are crisp with every bite; and a wide variety of syrups for every palette — Hungry Jack®always delivers great food, great times.
Hungry Jack-ism: Burger King Clone
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AntiElitism
(ahn-tie-eh-LEE-tis-uhm)
- 1. having a taste for the 'baser' things without being base, and an appreciation of the better things without being a snob about it.
- 2. indulging the urge to backhand people that type in mangled text-numeric-ASCII hybrid in anything but an ironic manner
- 3. (The-) worshiping of Rule34 and treating the perpetuation of Rule36 as an absolutely worthy endeavor.
McOldGuy-ism: GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!!!
McOldGuy-ism: GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!!!
NO, Get off MY Lawn!!!