First day as President What would you do?


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Liberty's Edge

The 8th Dwarf wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:

1. Send out for hookers and blow.

2. Have Jessica Alba summoned to the Oval Office.

3. Do my wife on the desk in the Oval Office.

4. Do Ms. Alba and my wife on the desk in the Oval Office.

5. Renew my PF subs.

casts vote for Moorluck

~Adds votes.~

Lets see here, add the one, and carry the... now subtract..... and.... that's one!

So you dont count my vote...what am I a hanging chad?????

Hanging Chad would be a good name for an undead rogue.


~Begins singing~

Hail to the chief, or you're gonna be in trouble...

I am the chief, and I'm gonna kick your ass you bastards....

Liberty's Edge

My one proclamation would be:

Wednesday night is Taco and/or Spaghetti night. Abstain at your pleasure.

Liberty's Edge

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Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Paul Watson wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:

I removed a post and the replies to it. Do not make bigoted, hateful, or racially insensitive statements.

Also, flag it and move on.

applause

Its supposed to be a game. Not a flamewar. :)

I think that some people think that the flamewar is the game.
You mean it isn't? Then why did they give me this flamethrower?
I was hoping that you'd burn down that house next door, man those people get on my nerves.

*salutes* Yessir, Lord President Moorluck, sir! *goes nxt door humming 'We didn't start the fire.'*


The 8th Dwarf wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:

1. Send out for hookers and blow.

2. Have Jessica Alba summoned to the Oval Office.

3. Do my wife on the desk in the Oval Office.

4. Do Ms. Alba and my wife on the desk in the Oval Office.

5. Renew my PF subs.

casts vote for Moorluck

~Adds votes.~

Lets see here, add the one, and carry the... now subtract..... and.... that's one!

So you dont count my vote...what am I a hanging chad?????

Well now, you said you might vote for me, I didn't want to seem like I was trying to force your vote. ;)


Paul Watson wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Paul Watson wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:

I removed a post and the replies to it. Do not make bigoted, hateful, or racially insensitive statements.

Also, flag it and move on.

applause

Its supposed to be a game. Not a flamewar. :)

I think that some people think that the flamewar is the game.
You mean it isn't? Then why did they give me this flamethrower?
I was hoping that you'd burn down that house next door, man those people get on my nerves.
*salutes* Yessir, Lord President Moorluck, sir! *goes nxt door humming 'We didn't start the fire.'*

Damn! I love this job!

Now somebody get us some damn marshmallows, I want to enjoy Mr. Watson's work.


Studpuffin wrote:
ewan cummins wrote:

I missed the comments and replies that Ross removed, but I'm glad of it.

I agree with Solnes about the undesirability of trolling and flamewars.

He removed one of yours...

You are mistaken. None of my posts have been edited or removed.

Liberty's Edge

First page. It's gone now. So are the responses to it specifically.


Studpuffin wrote:
First page. It's gone now. So are the responses to it specifically.

All my posts on the first page are still there, Studpuffin. I'm afraid I've no idea what you're talking about. Are you sure you haven't mistaken me for someone else?

Sovereign Court

ewan cummins wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
First page. It's gone now. So are the responses to it specifically.

All my posts on the first page are still there, Studpuffin. I'm afraid I've no idea what you're talking about. Are you sure you haven't mistaken me for someone else?

Yes, I'm sure as well.

Liberty's Edge

ewan cummins wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
First page. It's gone now. So are the responses to it specifically.

All my posts on the first page are still there, Studpuffin. I'm afraid I've no idea what you're talking about. Are you sure you haven't mistaken me for someone else?

No, the post got deleted. You can't even tell? It's funny because there are a lot of responses to it gone as well, and your conversation in the thread picks up after that initial response. Double check, I know so.

The Exchange

Ewan, it's fine. You had a post removed, no big. I can't think of too many folks here who haven't, it's nothing to try and hide buddy.

The Exchange

Studpuffin wrote:
ewan cummins wrote:

I missed the comments and replies that Ross removed, but I'm glad of it.

I agree with Solnes about the undesirability of trolling and flamewars.

He removed one of yours...

In fact your first post in this thread.


Hmm, where the heck are my marshmallows!?

As President of these here Paizo States, I demand s'mores for everyone!

The Exchange

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

Hmm, where the heck are my marshmallows!?

As President of these here Paizo States, I demand s'mores for everyone!

hidden in the BTTH!

Sovereign Court

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

Hmm, where the heck are my marshmallows!?

As President of these here Paizo States, I demand s'mores for everyone!

can i have rice krispie treats instead?


Jess Door wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:

Hmm, where the heck are my marshmallows!?

As President of these here Paizo States, I demand s'mores for everyone!

can i have rice krispie treats instead?

~Ponders for a moment.~

You Ms. Door may have anything you like.

But on one condition, you introduce me to that lovely Greek beauty you just put up on your DA page. ;)


Jess Door wrote:
can i have rice krispie treats instead?

Be careful if he says "yes" and offers you one. You saw what happened to Jessica Alba. And in this very thread!


Crimson Jester wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:

Hmm, where the heck are my marshmallows!?

As President of these here Paizo States, I demand s'mores for everyone!

hidden in the BTTH!

Then what the hell are we sitting here for? Lets dive in and look for them! :D


Kirth Gersen wrote:
Jess Door wrote:
can i have rice krispie treats instead?
NO! S'mores are the One True Treat! Emperor Moorluck has spoken!

Now, now Special Agent Gersen, I'm a benevolent tyrant, you can have her s'mores. Then you can both be happy.

Liberty's Edge

I just want a toasted marshmallow, please.


Moorluck wrote:
Ewan, it's fine. You had a post removed, no big. I can't think of too many folks here who haven't, it's nothing to try and hide buddy.

LOL, I thought that you must have meant a post from the argument of sorts with Sebastian.

I've repeated my list of five things to do as PotUS. Did people think the 'if I'm not assassinated part' was in poor taste? If so, I'll happily edit that. Otherwise, I can't see anything even a little bit offensive in the post.


Kirth Gersen wrote:
Jess Door wrote:
can i have rice krispie treats instead?
Be careful if he says "yes" and offers you one. You saw what happened to Jessica Alba. And in this very thread!

Ms. Alba asked for the strudel.


Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Ms. Alba asked for the strudel.

Can you define "strudel," Mr. President? Or we can start with an easier one.

I understand that "is" is a good one.


o.o Topic = "First day as President What would you do?"

yay! This is tempting.

Hmmm what would I do?

This topic is Prolly a flame war, even on Paizo, but ... <looks like he's deep in thought, he distorts his face winking and looking at the computer screen> ... why not? Can't be that bad ...

brent norton wrote:
This a pretty easy question.

Huh?

Someone thinks being "President" is easy?

Better keep reading ...

brent norton wrote:
You are President and you are giving your state of the union address.

No, no. It's my "First day as President." The State of the Union Address comes later. <barely vocalizes a growl *grrr*, he seems confused, his forehead is furrowed>

Is this person from the US? <shakes head in the negative>

Whatever, lemme' get through this ...

brent norton wrote:
So, no commenting on each others.

Okay. Maintain a civil, respectful tone. Sok'ey, so'key. Okey-dokey.

brent norton wrote:
What 5 things would you change.

Dangit.

Well that's not even the question I clicked on.

<Reads the remainder of the thread, smiles some and grimaces some too>

Yo, brent norton, what's up?

-- Andy


Studpuffin wrote:
I just want a toasted marshmallow, please.

Now listen here! You got no feminine wiles, you take what I gives ya'!

~tosses Puffin a toasted marshmallow.~

The Exchange

WOW some people do not learn do they??


Personally, I've always found re-posting something removed by a moderator as offensive to be a really great idea. Especially when *I* disagree it is offensive -- that shows 'em.

...and no, I don't know exactly what was offensive. My mind-reading is a bit rusty.


Jess Door wrote:
ewan cummins wrote:
I'll repeat the five points:
When a post is deleted I respectfully suggest your respect the wishes of the kind people that have created this internet space for us.

I'd like a rational explanation for why people objected. I haven't flagged anyone's five points list, whether or not I agreed with his five points.

Sovereign Court

Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Jess Door wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:

Hmm, where the heck are my marshmallows!?

As President of these here Paizo States, I demand s'mores for everyone!

can i have rice krispie treats instead?

~Ponders for a moment.~

You Ms. Door may have anything you like.

But on one condition, you introduce me to that lovely Greek beauty you just put up on your DA page. ;)

I"m going to get to play her for the first time tomorrow. Other than the fact the world has the Greek Pantheon, I don't know much about the world. She worships Athena - that's about all I've decided so far. :D Well, and she going to be a Human Paragon / Wizard / Crusader / Jade Phoenix Mage...so no armor. :)

...

I really want to recolor her, I'm not happy with the coloring job. :( And her left hand is seriously deformed.

::back to the drawing board::


Lord President Moorluck wrote:
The 8th Dwarf wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:

1. Send out for hookers and blow.

2. Have Jessica Alba summoned to the Oval Office.

3. Do my wife on the desk in the Oval Office.

4. Do Ms. Alba and my wife on the desk in the Oval Office.

5. Renew my PF subs.

casts vote for Moorluck

~Adds votes.~

Lets see here, add the one, and carry the... now subtract..... and.... that's one!

So you dont count my vote...what am I a hanging chad?????
Well now, you said you might vote for me, I didn't want to seem like I was trying to force your vote. ;)

I was going to vote for lots of people.... I can sms my votes just like So you think you can dance or American Idol....

Liberty's Edge

Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
I just want a toasted marshmallow, please.

Now listen here! You got no feminine wiles, you take what I gives ya'!

~tosses Puffin a toasted marshmallow.~

Ack! It's in my feathers!

Mmmm.


Kirth Gersen wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Ms. Alba asked for the strudel.

Can you define "strudel," Mr. President? Or we can start with an easier one.

I understand that "is" is a good one.

LMAO!

I miss ol' Willie, he makes pokeher night so much more fun.

Is, the opposite of ain't, did I get it right?

As for strudel? You want THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN PAIZO ENTERTAINMENT to define "strudel"?


ewan cummins wrote:
I'd like a rational explanation for why people objected. I haven't flagged anyone's five points list, whether or not I agreed with his five points.

...or what you'd like is a bunch of people to agree with you so you can feel vindicated.

But that's just an educated guess. As previously noted, I don't read minds.

The Exchange

Studpuffin wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
I just want a toasted marshmallow, please.

Now listen here! You got no feminine wiles, you take what I gives ya'!

~tosses Puffin a toasted marshmallow.~

Ack! It's in my feathers!

Mmmm.

hmmmm toasty!


The 8th Dwarf wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
The 8th Dwarf wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:

1. Send out for hookers and blow.

2. Have Jessica Alba summoned to the Oval Office.

3. Do my wife on the desk in the Oval Office.

4. Do Ms. Alba and my wife on the desk in the Oval Office.

5. Renew my PF subs.

casts vote for Moorluck

~Adds votes.~

Lets see here, add the one, and carry the... now subtract..... and.... that's one!

So you dont count my vote...what am I a hanging chad?????
Well now, you said you might vote for me, I didn't want to seem like I was trying to force your vote. ;)
I was going to vote for lots of people.... I can sms my votes just like So you think you can dance or American Idol....

In that case.

~Slips 8th Dwarf 10000 Euros, with the promise of more for every vote logged.~

The Exchange

Okay, all kidding aside, I'm agreeing with Bugleyman!? When the hell has that EVER happened?

~Checks list of signs of coming apocalypse.~

Oh s~&@. ;)


Crimson Jester wrote:
yay!!! Bugley is learnin!!!! Wesa learn you some yet!!!

Do I get a cookie?


bugleyman wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
yay!!! Bugley is learnin!!!! Wesa learn you some yet!!!
Do I get a cookie?

Nope. You do get a S'more. Or a go at Ms. Alba, Your choice.

The Exchange

bugleyman wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
yay!!! Bugley is learnin!!!! Wesa learn you some yet!!!
Do I get a cookie?

I will try to track down Lilith for you. You do not want my cookies. They bounce. It is not a good thing. Cook I can do. Bake not my thing.


Lord President Moorluck wrote:
You do get a S'more. Or a go at Ms. Alba, Your choice.

If he picks the s'more, can I get the leftover choice?


Kirth Gersen wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
You do get a S'more. Or a go at Ms. Alba, Your choice.
If he picks the s'more, can I get the leftover choice?

Special Agent Gersen, when Ms. Alba is not acting in response to her nations needs, I expect..... nay.... I DEMAND you see to hers.


Kirth Gersen wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
You do get a S'more. Or a go at Ms. Alba, Your choice.
If he picks the s'more, can I get the leftover choice?

Special Agent Gersen, when Ms. Alba is not acting in response to her nations needs, I expect..... nay.... I DEMAND you see to hers.

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