Hmmm, angry nuclear submarine engineer? Or are those subs you are working with non-nuclear?
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Hmmm, angry nuclear submarine engineer? Or are those subs you are working with non-nuclear?
(a) The Navy doesn't have non-nuke subs in active service.
(b) I actually do most of my work on surface ships.
(c) Did you know that a surface ship is referred to as a 'ship', while a submarine is referred to as a 'boat'.
(d) My actual title is Mechanical Engineer.
(e) if I come across as cranky, it's because I am.
(a) The Navy doesn't have non-nuke subs in active service.
(b) I actually do most of my work on surface ships.
(c) Did you know that a surface ship is referred to as a 'ship', while a submarine is referred to as a 'boat'.
(d) My actual title is Mechanical Engineer.
(e) if I come across as cranky, it's because I am.
(a) It was to be expected.
(b) Wouldn't you tamper with submarine just to take revenge on the IT guys?
(c) It works the same in Polish. What's more we have two completely different words for warships ("okręt") and civilian ships ("statek").
(d) Would it prevent you from tampering the submarine just to take revenge on the IT guys?
(e) Signs of computer withdrawal at work? You should get a bonus for dangerous work (adictive et al).
What depresses me is knowing that most of my contrived punishments, while richly deserved, are either beyond my capacity to inflict or illegal.
How many of them are beyond your capacity AND illegal at the same time?
Does it make me a bad person to say I'd really like to find out who initiated this whole fiasco and leave their rotting carcass hanging outside the building as a warning?
Not bad. Only uncaring for hygiene. Leaving rotting carcasses in place of work? Not nice. You should soak it in some sort of preservative that would prevent rotting. Or at least smelling and attracting flies.
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Interesting....if, via typing or spelling error, you leave the "c" off "cranky" my iPhone will autocorrect it to read "Tammy".
Unknown are the ways of autocorrect...
I knew a Tammy once. Sweet girl. She made me cookies once, in exchange for watching Olympic Figure Skating.
Cookies!
Damn. Maybe I'll go to shop, buy myself something sweet.
Notice, I do not speak of my IT people when I say "braiiinnnssss".
It could be cranky hungering zombie's moan for brains not found.
