
Scintillae |

Scintillae wrote:which con?! Maybe I saw you!!!!...Guess I should wait for payday for this.
Seriously, I have been fingerprinted for background checks more than most felons. The craziest I've ever lived was hanging out with some Homestucks at TGI Fridays during an anime con. Living on the edge indeed.
I'm what you might call mild and crazy.
Unless you were in Minnesota a couple springs back, doubtful. Detour 2011.

Ragadolf |

Freehold DM wrote:Unless you were in Minnesota a couple springs back, doubtful. Detour 2011.Scintillae wrote:which con?! Maybe I saw you!!!!...Guess I should wait for payday for this.
Seriously, I have been fingerprinted for background checks more than most felons. The craziest I've ever lived was hanging out with some Homestucks at TGI Fridays during an anime con. Living on the edge indeed.
I'm what you might call mild and crazy.
Heheh, 'Mild & Crazy',.. Heheh,...
Yeah, I know what you mean about the background checks. My wife is only going in one limited area, (maybe 3, 4 school districts total, not counting the private schools) and she has to get another background check done every year it seems like.
Which I guess wouldn't be SO bad, if you could just get one done and share the results between ALL of the people that require it. Oh no! You have to get a SEPARATE ONE done for EACH potential employer, even though they ALL use the same sheriff's office to get the background check done! ;P
Heh, 'fingerprinted more than most felons' indeed! ;)
The sad thing, now if my wife ever decides to become a criminal, (or I just drive her crazy) she's in the system! She wouldn't be if she wasn't trying to get a job! ;/

Freehold DM |

Freehold DM wrote:Unless you were in Minnesota a couple springs back, doubtful. Detour 2011.Scintillae wrote:which con?! Maybe I saw you!!!!...Guess I should wait for payday for this.
Seriously, I have been fingerprinted for background checks more than most felons. The craziest I've ever lived was hanging out with some Homestucks at TGI Fridays during an anime con. Living on the edge indeed.
I'm what you might call mild and crazy.
nope... Disappointing, but it would be hella cool if we rubbed shoulders at a con.

Orthos |
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Scintillae wrote:nope... Disappointing, but it would be hella cool if we rubbed shoulders at a con.Freehold DM wrote:Unless you were in Minnesota a couple springs back, doubtful. Detour 2011.Scintillae wrote:which con?! Maybe I saw you!!!!...Guess I should wait for payday for this.
Seriously, I have been fingerprinted for background checks more than most felons. The craziest I've ever lived was hanging out with some Homestucks at TGI Fridays during an anime con. Living on the edge indeed.
I'm what you might call mild and crazy.
Given the height disparity, unlikely ;)

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Aberzombie wrote:Ship's Mage! Bring on th' thunderbolts!Celestial Healer wrote:Blasphemer! Don't make me destroy you.
You could have been a dwarf wizard.I've always thought it would be a fun race/class combination.
Be sure to aim at the zombie. He's the one who's saying that dwarves shouldn't be wizards.

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I'm not suggesting that you be unprofessional, Shiny, but don't artists get a little latitude for being creative types?
Yeah, but it's not really my style. I'm a pretty serious and businesslike individual. I mean, a lot of guys can pull off being both businesslike and spontaneous (Steve Ellis and Dave DeVries immediately come to mind), but I doubt I'd be able to do it.

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I think the last time I took an alignment test, it put my at NG. That's not quite Celestial enough...
For some reason, I pretty consistently get LG as my alignment. And on the tests where they give your class and race as well, 4 times out of 5, I'll get LG half-orc rogue. Figure that one out...

Bitter Thorn |

Bitter Thorn wrote:One way to make sure he's well hung.Hazgarr the Dwarven Pirate wrote:Bitter Thorn wrote:GET THE ROPE.Aberzombie wrote:Update on the game last night: I totally blew their minds last night when I showed up to play.....
.....
.....
.....an elven wizard!O_o
But...
You could have had a Dwarf!?
LOL!
EDIT: Wait let me deploy some pants first.
LOL!
I'm reminded of Blazing Saddles.

Bitter Thorn |

Bitter Thorn wrote:Sorry, blame my brother. He put the idea in my head. And I think it worked out for the best, since we've already got three melee combatants and a ranged fighter type. They needed someone to do the big time magicness and knowledge stuff.Aberzombie wrote:Update on the game last night: I totally blew their minds last night when I showed up to play.....
.....
.....
.....an elven wizard!O_o
But...
You could have had a Dwarf!?
*shrug*
You could have been a dwarven arcanist, but you're still OK.
I reckon. ;)

Bitter Thorn |

Celestial Healer wrote:I think dwarves would be great for the melee-viable wizard I've always wanted to build. Antimagic field this! *thwack*Aberzombie wrote:Bitter Thorn wrote:Sorry, blame my brother. He put the idea in my head. And I think it worked out for the best, since we've already got three melee combatants and a ranged fighter type. They needed someone to do the big time magicness and knowledge stuff.Aberzombie wrote:Update on the game last night: I totally blew their minds last night when I showed up to play.....
.....
.....
.....an elven wizard!O_o
But...
You could have had a Dwarf!?
You could have been a dwarf wizard.
I've always thought it would be a fun race/class combination.
I've seen this work very well once! :)

Bitter Thorn |

...Guess I should wait for payday for this.
Seriously, I have been fingerprinted for background checks more than most felons. The craziest I've ever lived was hanging out with some Homestucks at TGI Fridays during an anime con. Living on the edge indeed.
I'm what you might call mild and crazy.
I hear you on being printed way to many times. Why can't the bureaucracies talk to themselves?

Drejk |

Celestial Healer wrote:I think the last time I took an alignment test, it put my at NG. That's not quite Celestial enough...For some reason, I pretty consistently get LG as my alignment. And on the tests where they give your class and race as well, 4 times out of 5, I'll get LG half-orc rogue. Figure that one out...
Lawful Good half-orc rogue? I think I might have an idea for detective from a city watch...

Freehold DM |

DSXMachina wrote:Bitter Thorn wrote:One way to make sure he's well hung.Hazgarr the Dwarven Pirate wrote:Bitter Thorn wrote:GET THE ROPE.Aberzombie wrote:Update on the game last night: I totally blew their minds last night when I showed up to play.....
.....
.....
.....an elven wizard!O_o
But...
You could have had a Dwarf!?
LOL!
EDIT: Wait let me deploy some pants first.
LOL!
I'm reminded of Blazing Saddles.
All men are equal in my eye....

Orthos |

Treppa wrote:...I thought tensor was a dude....Robert Hawkshaw wrote:What is up with the spam bomb that went off in OTD? Is that a new thing?Looks like tensor has returned from her month-long vacation.
I just thought s/he was annoying.
@Robert: Tensor/Grand Magus/Electric Wizard/Kaboom/whatever alias s/he's posting under now has a history of posting spam-like, provocative, or seemingly irrelevant posts in rapid succession. I tend to just make them all go away as soon as I see who the author is, as 99% of the time they're threads made to attract flames.

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Freehold DM wrote:Treppa wrote:...I thought tensor was a dude....Robert Hawkshaw wrote:What is up with the spam bomb that went off in OTD? Is that a new thing?Looks like tensor has returned from her month-long vacation.I just thought s/he was annoying.
@Robert: Tensor/Grand Magus/Electric Wizard/Kaboom/whatever alias s/he's posting under now has a history of posting spam-like, provocative, or seemingly irrelevant posts in rapid succession. I tend to just make them all go away as soon as I see who the author is, as 99% of the time they're threads made to attract flames.
What Orthos said. Although I agree with FHDM that I thought it was a dude.

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Hazgarr the Dwarven Pirate wrote:Be sure to aim at the zombie. He's the one who's saying that dwarves shouldn't be wizards.Aberzombie wrote:Ship's Mage! Bring on th' thunderbolts!Celestial Healer wrote:Blasphemer! Don't make me destroy you.
You could have been a dwarf wizard.I've always thought it would be a fun race/class combination.
I shouldn't have to say it. It's one of the laws of the universe. Just like vampires don't sparkle.