Let's see if I can knock out these writing prompts over plan. They're short, so I can probably make good progress.
By Mury Shillay!
EDIT: Rhymes with...
Lefftenant?
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"The problem with calling the creature 'Frankenstein' is that it means Victor accepted him. He doesn't."
"Got it. So do we call Victor Dr. Frankenstein, then?"
"No, we call him College Dropout Frankenstein. Dr Pepper has more claim to the title."
So...they thought I was serious and turned in a paper with the phrase "When College dropout Frankenstein brought the Creature to life," and I almost choked.
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I'd watch that movie.
I'd bring the popcorn.
Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by popcorn?
Correct!
Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by popcorn?It gets really confused, because it doesn't know what popcorn is.
Toadaly.
That's better than what happened to me....
That's better than what happened to me....Get into a Tuvix situation, did ya?
Oh man, I'm so glad I was off duty that day!
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A golem made of horns and antlers of many animals, to guard deep forests, druidic circles, and glades where witches gather.
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A golem made of horns and antlers of many animals, to guard deep forests, druidic circles, and glades where witches gather.
I genuinely thought it said horny golem.
I was excited for a moment.
You and me both!
A golem made of horns and antlers of many animals, to guard deep forests, druidic circles, and glades where witches gather.
I genuinely thought it said horny golem.
I was excited for a moment.
**sideeye**
**shuffleaway** **shuffleaway**
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(¬_¬)
...what?
A golem made of horns and antlers of many animals, to guard deep forests, druidic circles, and glades where witches gather.
I genuinely thought it said horny golem.
I was excited for a moment.
Just wait until she feels my soft, delicate hands. Then you'll get your horny golem!
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Game night tonight.
My dogs are Pavlovianly conditioned to freak the f@!# out with joy at the sight of battle mats and dice. Like, bouncing off the walls shrieking. "NERDS! THE NERDS ARE COMING! WE LOVE THE NERDS! GIVE US NERDS!"
This can go on for an hour or more, if I have to set up early before finishing other stuff.
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THE POWER OF CHEESE IS WITH ME!
After multiple attempts to kill Promised Consort Radahan, initially with spells, then by blocking with shield and poking with a rapier, I finally went full in into cheese options, re-speced to have tons of Endurance (he was overwhelming my Stamina with his relentless assault) and proceeded to poke him to death with a significant help from Mimic summon (normally I don't use it because as sorcerer I need a tank and not a half-assed magician with AI that can't really handle spellcasting, but after respec into an Endurance-turtle, it handled throwing hefty rot pots and triggering scarlet rot on Radahn quite well).
That means I am sadly too close to the end of game, with only Godfrey and Radagon/Elden Beast standing before me...
Now, back to Rennala to respec back into something more suitable...
THE POWER OF CHEESE IS WITH ME!
After multiple attempts to kill Promised Consort Radahan, initially with spells, then by blocking with shield and poking with a rapier, I finally went full in into cheese options, re-speced to have tons of Endurance (he was overwhelming my Stamina with his relentless assault) and proceeded to poke him to death with a significant help from Mimic summon (normally I don't use it because as sorcerer I need a tank and not a half-assed magician with AI that can't really handle spellcasting, but after respec into an Endurance-turtle, it handled throwing hefty rot pots and triggering scarlet rot on Radahn quite well).
That means I am sadly too close to the end of game, with only Godfrey and Radagon/Elden Beast standing before me...
Now, back to Rennala to respec back into something more suitable...
Hey, gouda for you!
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I am losing the ability to keep time zones straight with all these interviews.
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We earned the foundation of our kingdom in Kingmaker last night.
ME: We'll need a fancy realm motto. Might I suggest: Venimus, Vidimus, Exploduimus ad Infernum? We came, we saw, we blew 'em to hell!
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And the Beast is done...
Time to bring the Age Of Stars!
The unexpected star of the winning fight was... Loretta's mastery its superb range allowing me to hit the constantly retreating Elden Bastard from far away.
It was Hell-of-a-ride... Great and terrible. Challenging and tedious.
It seems that I need to start setting aside money for Sekiro. And Ghost of Tsushima. And Rise Of Ronin (which apparently hit the Steam finally available for PC... and immediately hit Mixed reviews because of performance issues...)
ChatGPT is constantly praising me today...
Is the Robotic Revolution already starting in the shadows and backstage of the internet?
I swear it wasn't me this time.
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After a short foray into a NG+, I finally uninstalled Elden Ring...
It was my constant companion for almost four months now, with over 300 hours of gameplay.
I was definitely overleveled for the beginning of the NG+, killing the gargoyle guardian of bestial sanctum on a whim, followed by easily cheesing the great dragon on the bridge with Radahn's bow - it melted faster than when I cheesed it on my warrior. I was able to take on Margit easily, the first magma wyrm gave me a bit more challenge becuse of the close quarters, and my insistence of using a melee weapon instead of blasting it with magic. I got bored on the scaffolding of the Stormveil Castle...
In the hindsight, I forgot about completing one, rot-filled dungeon that I planned to do near the end abusing rot-healing spell, forgot before starting a new game plus, planned to do in NG+, and forgot before uninstalling.
Ah, well, maybe another time, if there will be another time.
I will need to find something to fill the hole that it left, at least once I finish (or give up, but finishing is more likely at this point) Dark Souls III.
At work, we have a "market" by the desk where we sell snacks, drinks, and such. We have a small freezer with microwavable meals and ice cream. Some genius put a can of soda in the freezer at some point today, and about 5 minutes into my shift it exploded all over. So, that was "fun".
That is how cans of soda enjoy themselves, going out in a blaze of gloreeeee.
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Eh. It comes and goes.
It's not my hip.
Seriously, that hip isn't mine.
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Don't even know how it got here.
Tell me, Clarice, have the gams stopped screaming?
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Don't even know how it got here.
It hopped.
That’s right. Hip hop.
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Lady GweHuaNi, the Royal Ministress of The Salt
The salt preserved her relatively well...
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One of the things I'll do to indicate to people that I'm not quite awake and need coffee is say "Braaaaiiiiiins...." Because I can be walking well before I'm ready for conversation.
This freaked the heck out of an EMT who had to deal with a semi conscious Wolf
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One of the things I'll do to indicate to people that I'm not quite awake and need coffee is say "Braaaaiiiiiins...." Because I can be walking well before I'm ready for conversation.
This freaked the heck out of an EMT who had to deal with a semi conscious Wolf
To wake a wolf is as bad as smell a fox...
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I wolk into Fencyynge, and ye first thing I do see is an Manne from Low Germayne showing hys recently Inscribed Butokes to ann Admyringue Throng, and thought I, hath I taken an vvrong tuernyge and entered an Bagnio, Stewes, or Molly-Howse?
But sadley, No, I had Notte.
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Pictures stonehenge made out of adorable small desert foxes...
