Oh yes. We had to progress to the stage where I refused to read things for him (because he claimed packaging was just too *shiny* to read it) before he got his eyes checked.and the best way to approach fifty is firmly in denial about the aging process.
Dipper Pines (from the back seat of a car): Wait, is Grunkle Stan driving blindfolded?
Grunkle Stan: No, but with these cataracts I might as well be!
Yea, my sight on my right eye (my aiming eye ^^') has taken a turn for the worse the last few years…yet I've been hesitant to actually get my ass to a ophthalmologist to get some numbers put on it (and if its just my age or whatnot).
Maybe it some kind of male mental or psychological blockage…or maybe we're just a prideful stubborn bunch ^^'
Prideful and stubborn is right!
(WW walks through the door)
Me: So... single vision or bifocals.
WW: Progressives.
Me: Progressives are bifocals, honey, just like mine.
[WW stands there silently.]
Me: You're fifty in a few months. What on earth did you expect?!?
WW: I expected to be one of those guys to make it into old age with all my hair, all my teeth, and no glasses!
So, does he have a big damn hairball of every hair that's fallen out.
The teeth we understand.
Oh dear, what kind of practice are we running here!
IT is not snowing here. Also I think thats a tag out? maybe almost.
G'night, John.
There it was. I thought I was a hair early.
Tonight started off a little annoyingly. We were supposed to have a Formula D game, so I show up and the lady at the counter (we play at the FLGS) says "You here for Formula D? It's cancelled." I text one of the organizers who confirms it was postponed, but since I don't wake up early enough to boot the laptop and check my email I didn't know. So, I got up about 2 hours early for nothing. We are rescheduled for Thursday night, so hopefully that works.
Yeah that sounds like a bad start to a day.
I got all geared to kill the ender dragon in minecraft and as soon as I spawned in his area he knocked me off the map so I lost everything :P time to take another break from that game.
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Tonight started off a little annoyingly. We were supposed to have a Formula D game, so I show up and the lady at the counter (we play at the FLGS) says "You here for Formula D? It's cancelled." I text one of the organizers who confirms it was postponed, but since I don't wake up early enough to boot the laptop and check my email I didn't know. So, I got up about 2 hours early for nothing. We are rescheduled for Thursday night, so hopefully that works.Yeah that sounds like a bad start to a day.
I got all geared to kill the ender dragon in minecraft and as soon as I spawned in his area he knocked me off the map so I lost everything :P time to take another break from that game.
How does he knock you off the map. Is it something preventable?
How does he knock you off the map. Is it something preventable?Tonight started off a little annoyingly. We were supposed to have a Formula D game, so I show up and the lady at the counter (we play at the FLGS) says "You here for Formula D? It's cancelled." I text one of the organizers who confirms it was postponed, but since I don't wake up early enough to boot the laptop and check my email I didn't know. So, I got up about 2 hours early for nothing. We are rescheduled for Thursday night, so hopefully that works.Yeah that sounds like a bad start to a day.
I got all geared to kill the ender dragon in minecraft and as soon as I spawned in his area he knocked me off the map so I lost everything :P time to take another break from that game.
I think its some sort of breath attack maybe. I looked it up and you can get an ender pearl and try and throw it so it teleports you when he tries to knock you off otherwise keep your back to a wall really but It happened as soon as I spawned in so I hadn't oriented myself yet. Basically horrendous bad luck.
Heh which one is the real genius there!? (hint: both)
Of what possible use would a 'Lubey Longears' alias be?
Of what possible use would a 'Lubey Longears' alias be?Could be useful if you ever need to slip into a tight opening.
I'm sure there is a way you could of said that dirtier but nothing comes to mind.
Hmm No other one still sounds dirtier to me.
Hmm No other one still sounds dirtier to me.How about "stuff your large self into an orifice of insufficient size"?
ok yeah that is for sure dirtier. good job... I guess.
Now your trying too hard.
I heard the yellow stuff was basically dust and dirt particles that end up in our eyes and that's our eyes expelling it.
Huh so kind of and then some. cool.
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No lets not say that.
Your an evil man Gran.
Shouldn't it be "You're an evil man" or even better "you are an evil man".
Wait why would the gran be un-capitalized?
Well at least that makes sense.
I see the forums are still being weird.
No, that's just me.
I wonder what I'll do today.
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Regenerate your right eye?
Dye your hair sunset yellow instead of purple?
Give an angry bear a full-body bubble perm?
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I wonder what I'll do today.
Same thing you do every day, Pinky.
Because gran is also bad at punctuation...
This highlights my point of the forums still being weird. I was going to quite avid quote Vid saying the same thing. Hm.
EDIT: quid quote Vid?
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I don’t approve of this whole lack of free time for adults thing. No, I do not approve at all.
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Glad to see the antics continue.
Hope all is well, folks!
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It snows. Legit. Not just dusting, like 1/4 to 1/2 an inch!
Gotta bundle up and take a walk. First time in 26 years for this former Floridian!
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GM's worst nightmare...
Commune with nature:
”You instantly gain knowledge of as many as three facts from among the following subjects: the ground or terrain, plants, minerals, bodies of water, people, general animal population, presence of woodland creatures, presence of powerful unnatural creatures, or even the general state of the natural setting.” We could get people, powerful unnatural creatures, and general animal population.
Me: There are 113 grizzly bears, 3,319 deer, 84 lynxes, 97 bobcats, 4149 birds, 9040 rabbits, 743 wild boars, 452 wolves, 12014 Squirrels, 110 badgers, 623 weasels, 113065 mice, 1834 snakes, 9654 moles, 96312 lizards, 20367 fishes, 23742 bats.
I'm not sure if I even got the figures or creatures entirely right, but how the heck do you really estimate what there is in a forest in a 6 mile radius...
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It snows. Legit. Not just dusting, like 1/4 to 1/2 an inch!
Gotta bundle up and take a walk. First time in 26 years for this former Floridian!
Not to be that guy or anything but a quarter inch to a half inch IS a dusting.
Still, fun stuff and enjoy!
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GM's worst nightmare...
Commune with nature:
”You instantly gain knowledge of as many as three facts from among the following subjects: the ground or terrain, plants, minerals, bodies of water, people, general animal population, presence of woodland creatures, presence of powerful unnatural creatures, or even the general state of the natural setting.” We could get people, powerful unnatural creatures, and general animal population.
Me: There are 113 grizzly bears, 3,319 deer, 84 lynxes, 97 bobcats, 4149 birds, 9040 rabbits, 743 wild boars, 452 wolves, 12014 Squirrels, 110 badgers, 623 weasels, 113065 mice, 1834 snakes, 9654 moles, 96312 lizards, 20367 fishes, 23742 bats.
I'm not sure if I even got the figures or creatures entirely right, but how the heck do you really estimate what there is in a forest in a 6 mile radius...
but where are the spiders??