Deep 6 FaWtL

[Just a Mort]

Currently in Shangrila Rasa Sentosa

Also not wearing anything.

*Gets dressed*

[Vidmaster7]

So Shangrila is one of those clothing optional places eh?

[Woran]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Also,

Unattended children will be taught to play Magic: The Gathering.

Story time.

There is a large games workshop store here. Large demo space.
They would hold begiiners games every saturday.
A lot of parents would drop their kids off, then go shopping.

Come the kids birthdays/christmas, there wod be things like 'orc war chariot' on their lists.
Being the nerds, we would get asked what the hell an orc was.

So we replied. "Ah. You dropled off your kids at the GW store didnt you? Thought it was free day care did you? Well, good luck."

[Vidmaster7]

Yeah free only on the first glance *game store owner laughs manically.*

[captain yesterday]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

I like this sign from a comic book store:

Banned topics of discussion:
Which is better Star Wars or Star Trek?
Who would win in a fight Batman or Superman?
Which Robin was the best?
Which is better Marvel or DC?
Who would win in a fight Goku or Saitama?
Who was the better captain Kirk or Picard?
Which Doctor was the best?

I can answer those!

1) Whichever one Seth Mcfarlane is spoofing now.

2) This doesn't sound like anything they'd make a movie about.

3) Whichever Robin offed Chris O'Donnell Robin and replaced him.

4) Pretty sure the box office has answered this one.

5) Whichever, no one really cares.

6) Picard, always Picard Breaks Mountain Dew bottle and waves it around menacingly to underscore the point.

7) Rufus!!

[Vidmaster7]

Picard is best.

[captain yesterday]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Also,

Unattended children will be taught to play Magic: The Gathering.

At least I know who to blame for the world turning into a shithole!

What a terrible thing to do to children.

[Vanykrye]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

I saw a sign that I think Vany and others could probably use. It was apparently on the desk at a car repair shop and it read "I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you."

I must have this sign. Where is it? No, making my own will not have the same effect, but thanks for the non-criminal route suggestion.

[captain yesterday]

Skitter Shot looks fun.

Probably put the kids and out of state nephews through it later today.

[Woran]

Im overseeing a pathfinder society special.
They are in the final act.
Earlier I heard someome argue cover in a round room......
...............
...................

[Just a Mort]

Woran wrote:

Im overseeing a pathfinder society special.

They are in the final act.
Earlier I heard someome argue cover in a round room......
...............
...................

There could be a table between PCs and bad guys, or the beatstick got in front of the Archers. Everyone argues about cover!

[Just a Mort]

Woran wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Also,

Unattended children will be taught to play Magic: The Gathering.

Story time.

There is a large games workshop store here. Large demo space.
They would hold begiiners games every saturday.
A lot of parents would drop their kids off, then go shopping.

Come the kids birthdays/christmas, there wod be things like 'orc war chariot' on their lists.
Being the nerds, we would get asked what the hell an orc was.

So we replied. "Ah. You dropled off your kids at the GW store didnt you? Thought it was free day care did you? Well, good luck."

And that's where the next generation of tabletop gamers are born...

[Just a Mort]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

So Shangrila is one of those clothing optional places eh?

NSFW:

I could be wearing nothing... I was in a two piece swimsuit - the bottoms were like this short and the top, since I have curves, was showing quite a bit of cleavage. My aunts idea of a fashion statement, and besides my other swimsuit is so used that the colour has faded and it has stretched so much that when I put it on it wrinkles up(which would have gotten me into trouble for not binning it). I'm a notorious skin flint about clothes.

P.S the photos are not me, but just an example on how the suit looks like. And I relooked at the photo, I'm not exposing as much as the woman in the top pic.

My BF was very happy to see the pics. I'm pretty sure Cover Turtle and Freehold would be too, but that's not going to happen.

[Miss Kitty]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

How weird would it be if our ears had to blink?

Now we have to define what ear blinking would be technically we do have little shutters in our ears that help to keep our ears from being damaged they kind of blink. Now if were talking about the ears just randomly coming together that would be pretty sick.

I picture it as the ear having to periodically fold into itself like an ugly taco.

Ear "blinking", kitten style

[Freehold DM]

Spoiler:

Just a Mort wrote:

since I have curves, was showing quite a bit of cleavage.

wakes up

Just a Mort wrote:

P.S the photos are not me, but just an example on how the suit looks like. And I relooked at the photo, I'm not exposing as much as the woman in the top pic.

Well, that's a bit confusing, You, know, if I could see an example that would really-

Just a Mort wrote:

My BF was very happy to see the pics. I'm pretty sure Cover Turtle and Freehold would be too, but that's not going to happen.

But...but...I'm still confused! I am a visual thinker! I need more specific examples!

[Freehold DM]

Just a Mort wrote:

Currently in Shangrila Rasa Sentosa

Also not wearing anything.

*Gets dressed*

:-D

[Freehold DM]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Thanks T-lion can't check it till I get home anyways!

Those are all good. I never get that heated when people want to compare all those things. I like both the wars and the trek; dc and marvel. the best robin was totally Grayson however.

The MTG threat is legit. Sorry parents your kid is now going to be constantly asking for you to buy him cards. on the plus side his or her odds of premarital sex will go WAY down.

uh...no.

Best is Tim. Always Tim.

Because he is the only Robin.

[Cover Turtle]

Just a Mort wrote:

…My BF was very happy to see the pics. I'm pretty sure Cover Turtle and Freehold would be too, but that's not going to happen…

*A single tear rolls down CT's cheek, while he slowly lumbers into the distant sunset. His departure accompanied by sad background music *

[Freehold DM]

Cover Turtle wrote:

Just a Mort wrote:

…My BF was very happy to see the pics. I'm pretty sure Cover Turtle and Freehold would be too, but that's not going to happen…

*A single tear rolls down CT's cheek, while he slowly lumbers into the distant sunset. His departure accompanied by sad background music *

picks up Cover Turtle while driving past

[Cover Turtle]

*Waddles out of Freeholds car, while leaving some gas-money on the passenger seat*

So...
If any ones bored…
Please critique my posts here harshly!
I'm not very good at getting what's in my head "on paper"
*Dammit Jim, I'm a talker not a writer!*
So any feedback might help…

*Bows head in thanks

[The Game Hamster]

Alright, I'll bite and try my hand at that thread as well...

[Freehold DM]

Quiet thread.

[TriOmegaZero]

Busy killing goblins.

[Studpuffin]

*inserts ruffled feathers*

[Vanykrye]

Lazy Sunday (for me). I've been updating my house rules documentation today. Zelda drove back from her camping trip, went to her house, unloaded her gear, showered, and collapsed. She might have gotten 16 hours of sleep over the 9 days.

Aiymi has been working, since the team that's supposed to be doing what she's doing at the moment didn't do it when they were supposed to. And they had a week to do it. And at one point they even said they did it. The client will be *displeased* if it isn't done by when it was promised, which is of course tomorrow morning. Therefore Aiymi is spending 9+ hours on a Sunday doing by hand what an entire team is supposed to be able to do through automation. They just didn't.

[captain yesterday]

Too nice out to sit on the computer, or twiddle on my phone.

[The Game Hamster]

Didn't have anything productive to add.
STILL don't.

[captain yesterday]

Productive!?!

Suddenly we're supposed to be productive!! F$%%!!!

[Cap'n Yesterday, Evil Overlord]

When did this new world order begin! Why wasn't I told!!

[Sharoth]

OMG!!! No one told me that I need to be productive! ~runs around like a chicken with it's head cut off~ We are doomed! Doomed I tell you! DOOMED!!!

[Betty Trox]

This is because of that b~*#* Veronica, isn't it! Oh, I am so gonna mandible slap that b&#%#!!

[Evil Overlord]

Curses! Foiled again!

[The Whedonverse]

Where's Bendis? Someone's gotta die for this.

[The Game Hamster]

Wait... Did I say productive? I meant...
necessary...
Yeah...
that.

[captain yesterday]

Necessary now!

Wait, what does that even mean in this context.

Oh god, are any of us necessary!!

[gran rey de los mono]

Vanykrye wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

I saw a sign that I think Vany and others could probably use. It was apparently on the desk at a car repair shop and it read "I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you."

I must have this sign. Where is it? No, making my own will not have the same effect, but thanks for the non-criminal route suggestion.

It was a picture on teh interwebs. Good luck finding the original.

[gran rey de los mono]

captain yesterday wrote:

Necessary now!

Wait, what does that even mean in this context.

Oh god, are any of us necessary!!

I am necessary. I am the glue that holds the fabric of the universe together. At least that's what the voices tell me.

[gran rey de los mono]

If someone asks you what you are eating, and you say "fish", they will probably accept the answer and move on. If you reply "mammal" or "bird", however, they will likely have some follow-up questions.

[gran rey de los mono]

The most terrifying sentence to read in Braille is probably "Do Not Touch!".

[gran rey de los mono]

If Cinderella's glass slipper fit so perfectly that her foot was the only one in the kingdom that matched it, then why did it fall off her foot in the first place?

[gran rey de los mono]

Porn stars' private parts are quite public.

[gran rey de los mono]

When times are tough, the poor eat the rats. When times are tougher, the rats eat the poor.

[gran rey de los mono]

"Toxic megacolon" sounds more like a metal band than a life-threatening medical condition.

[gran rey de los mono]

A true hipster would browse the internet on dial up using Netscape Navigator.

[gran rey de los mono]

The human tongue is a small, slimy third arm intended to help grab food.

[gran rey de los mono]

If you lend someone $20 and never hear from them again, it was probably worth it.

[gran rey de los mono]

Future archaeologists may interpret dickbutt as a fertility symbol.

[lisamarlene]

Hey, Nobody! How are you feeling?

[lisamarlene]

Yesterday, as I was driving Teensy Valeros up north for a week of "Grandma Camp" (i.e. solo vacation at my mom and sister's house), Hermione was reading aloud to him from his Asterix books in the car.

And because she's got a warped sense of humor, every time the word "Caesar" appeared in the text, she pronounced it "Kiester".

Val thought this was the funniest thing ever.

[The RADmster!!]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

A true hipster would browse the internet on dial up using Netscape Navigator.

I used Wi-fi before it was cool.