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NobodysHome wrote:

Weird. Just posted a Shiro obit and it didn't take.

Basically one of those "epic moments" in roleplay: Shiro had a waiting graveknight (CR 11) ready to slaughter our 8th-level party. It got to go first, and its full-round attack on our dwarven paladin of Torag dropped his hit points into the teens.

Instead of healing, the dwarf just looked at us all, said, "It's been a pleasure working with all of you," Smote Evil, and ripped into the graveknight right back.

He of course died on the graveknight's next turn (dropped to exactly -12 hit points with a CON of 12), but he did enough damage and bought us enough time that the Hasted, bane-ing, judgement-ing inquisitor of Pharasma stepped up, hit the graveknight 3 times, and dropped IT to exactly 0 hit points, which is unhealthy for undead.

A very short, very epic fight.

And yes, we did sell all our loot to bring the paladin back. Because you don't let friends like that go.

If the grave knight can get you to mid teens from full hp once, he can probably kill you even if you tried healing since doing damage is easier then healing in pathfinder.

There was once that we got pursued by a ghoul horde, I told(ooc) the barbarian, sorry, I can't get to you to heal you, then channeled positive to blow up quite a number of ghouls. If we don't get rid of the ghouls it's likely a TPK due to ghoul paralysis from multiple ghouls. If the barbarian dies, it's just one.

I do what I have to do, like being nekkid because the rules said so.

*Gets dressed*


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Started building some pillars today.

Sadly, they won't be tall enough, or close enough together to get a decent domino effect going.


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I lifted 2,400 pounds of block today, after my afternoon break, on account of me kicking ass at breaking the mud.

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I've set up documentation for time extension. I cannot do my company Maths if the auditors have not given me soft copy of the financial statements. Attempts to chase the auditors to get financial statements have ended in failure, so rather then pull my fur out, I've decided to apply for an extension.

I suspect that auditors move at their own sweet time and any chasing on my part won't get me my financial statements any faster.


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Every time someone talks about their job in an office I'm reminded of the episode of Bob's Burgers where he has a nightmare about working in an office.

Sorry Mort! That sounds s&!!ty!


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The Reaper's Right Hand, damn!!


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TOZ wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
A Diswhat?
Now don't start that again!
A discwho?

I'll do you one better: A DiscWhy?

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It's not as bad as it sounds. The request for extension will have no drawbacks on my company, just my director had to sign another set of forms. And now I have my 22 days to deal with 7 company's worth of Maths. I would get started but those auditors need to corporate by giving me the soft copy FS...should have taken a copy when they were in my office, but again there was this awful rush to get them back to the auditors so they could countersign...

There's being a s*cker for punishment and finishing stuff on time, and there's not humanly possible to do certain things if the party you're relying on is tardy.

On the other hand, documentation for that loan agreement is done =) It didn't, as I said take very long.


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Almost quitting time. Good night, everyone.


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Just a Mort wrote:

It's not as bad as it sounds. The request for extension will have no drawbacks on my company, just my director had to sign another set of forms. And now I have my 22 days to deal with 7 company's worth of Maths. I would get started but those auditors need to corporate by giving me the soft copy FS...should have taken a copy when they were in my office, but again there was this awful rush to get them back to the auditors so they could countersign...

There's being a s*cker for punishment and finishing stuff on time, and there's not humanly possible to do certain things if the party you're relying on is tardy.

On the other hand, documentation for that loan agreement is done =) It didn't, as I said take very long.

And there was much rejoicing.


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captain yesterday wrote:

Started building some pillars today.

Sadly, they won't be tall enough, or close enough together to get a decent domino effect going.

Aww...

And I was so looking forward to hearing how many pillars you could knock over in one go...


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"Who Wants to be a Millionaire" is one of the few places you can win $32,000 and still feel like you've f$+!ed up.


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Letting a cannibal perform oral sex on you is an exercise in trust.


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Well, if you went in knowing nothing about taxes on game winnings, then yeah, you probably did.


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The lottery is actually a scheme to catch time travelers.


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Diving is not an aquatic sport. It is an aerial sport. The water is just a good place to land.


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Ice cubes float in puddles of their own blood.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Diving is not an aquatic sport. It is an aerial sport. The water is just a good place to land.

This is strangely profound and true.


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Writing computer code is like talking to a foreigner who won't tolerate grammatical mistakes.


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When you tell someone to "just do they best you can" you are basically saying "I know you're going to do a s&&~ty job, but I'm okay with it".


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Spongebob may be the main character, but Patrick is the star.

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Currently having a bowl of Salmon Don. That's like so cat!


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Maybe there are aliens who just figured how to contact us, but they are afraid to because they've seen the commercials for all the movies where we kill aliens.


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Just a Mort wrote:
Currently having a bowl of Salmon Don. That's like so cat!

NO!!! NOT SALMON DON!! What will his wife, Haddock Sarah think? And what about their children Flounder Billy, Cod Michelle, and Sole Steve? Won't you think about the children?!?!?


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
Currently having a bowl of Salmon Don. That's like so cat!
NO!!! NOT SALMON DON!! What will his wife, Haddock Sarah think? And what about their children Flounder Billy, Cod Michelle, and Sole Steve? Won't you think about the children?!?!?

Why won't any one think of the children??


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Man, but you know you are tired when even sweat tea is not enough to get you moving. Curse you caffeine and sugar! You have let me down!


Sharoth wrote:
Man, but you know you are tired when even sweat tea is not enough to get you moving. Curse you caffeine and sugar! You have let me down!

Harsh! You should sleep!

As an aside, and/or reminder, if anyone wants an invite from our Discord server, PM me, so I'll send you the code!


(I'm re-mentioning pretty much because people can easily miss things.)


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Writing computer code is like talking to a foreigner who won't tolerate grammatical mistakes.

Having written code for a rather sloppy mario rip-off, using the simplest script to learn...

...
This is accurate.

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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
Currently having a bowl of Salmon Don. That's like so cat!
NO!!! NOT SALMON DON!! What will his wife, Haddock Sarah think? And what about their children Flounder Billy, Cod Michelle, and Sole Steve? Won't you think about the children?!?!?

I have recipes for all of them? Haddock Sarah can end up deep fried, Flounder Billy should be stir fried with light soya sauce, ginger and chilli, Cod Michelle steamed with dark soya sauce, garlic and chilli and Sole Steve fileted and toasted with Italian herbs.

What was the problem again? They're all good eating?


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Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
Currently having a bowl of Salmon Don. That's like so cat!
NO!!! NOT SALMON DON!! What will his wife, Haddock Sarah think? And what about their children Flounder Billy, Cod Michelle, and Sole Steve? Won't you think about the children?!?!?

I have recipes for all of them? Haddock Sarah can end up deep fried, Flounder Billy should be stir fried with light soya sauce, ginger and chilli, Cod Michelle steamed with dark soya sauce, garlic and chilli and Sole Steve fileted and toasted with Italian herbs.

What was the problem again? They're all good eating?

The children!! Why won't anyone think of the children?

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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
Currently having a bowl of Salmon Don. That's like so cat!
NO!!! NOT SALMON DON!! What will his wife, Haddock Sarah think? And what about their children Flounder Billy, Cod Michelle, and Sole Steve? Won't you think about the children?!?!?

And the end of the day Salmon and Haddock are different fish species and wouldn't breed with each other.

So don't try to pull wool over my eyes.

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A Dead Horse? wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
Currently having a bowl of Salmon Don. That's like so cat!
NO!!! NOT SALMON DON!! What will his wife, Haddock Sarah think? And what about their children Flounder Billy, Cod Michelle, and Sole Steve? Won't you think about the children?!?!?

I have recipes for all of them? Haddock Sarah can end up deep fried, Flounder Billy should be stir fried with light soya sauce, ginger and chilli, Cod Michelle steamed with dark soya sauce, garlic and chilli and Sole Steve fileted and toasted with Italian herbs.

What was the problem again? They're all good eating?

The children!! Why won't anyone think of the children?

I do think of the children. They won't be lonely anymore...they can join their parents, in my stomach. There's plenty of room =)


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Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
Currently having a bowl of Salmon Don. That's like so cat!
NO!!! NOT SALMON DON!! What will his wife, Haddock Sarah think? And what about their children Flounder Billy, Cod Michelle, and Sole Steve? Won't you think about the children?!?!?

And the end of the day Salmon and Haddock are different fish species and wouldn't breed with each other.

So don't try to pull wool over my eyes.

Are you going to be the one to tell the kids they're adopted then?

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Flounders and soles live on the ocean bed, Cod and Haddock do not live on the ocean floor. So they'd have issues even being close to each other since they live in different habitats.

And hey, that's a bit of a low blow since you're talking about European/American fish species and my study of fish is generally on how to cook them and not where they live.

I'm very sure Hi could give a better, more scientific explanation on why you wouldn't get a Haddock, a cod, a sole and a flounder living together.


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Now your going to separate the family??
Hath thy cruelty no end?

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Wiki wrote:

Adult cod are active hunters, feeding on sand eels, whiting, haddock, small cod, squid, crabs, lobsters, mussels, worms, mackerel, and molluscs.

Cod eat Haddock, so you wouldn't be able to have a happy family in the first place. Nature did the separation, not me. If you have any issues, take it up with her.


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Just a Mort wrote:
A Dead Horse? wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
Currently having a bowl of Salmon Don. That's like so cat!
NO!!! NOT SALMON DON!! What will his wife, Haddock Sarah think? And what about their children Flounder Billy, Cod Michelle, and Sole Steve? Won't you think about the children?!?!?

I have recipes for all of them? Haddock Sarah can end up deep fried, Flounder Billy should be stir fried with light soya sauce, ginger and chilli, Cod Michelle steamed with dark soya sauce, garlic and chilli and Sole Steve fileted and toasted with Italian herbs.

What was the problem again? They're all good eating?

The children!! Why won't anyone think of the children?
I do think of the children. They won't be lonely anymore...they can join their parents, in my stomach. There's plenty of room =)

that's... horrifying!!!


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Just a Mort wrote:
Wiki wrote:

Adult cod are active hunters, feeding on sand eels, whiting, haddock, small cod, squid, crabs, lobsters, mussels, worms, mackerel, and molluscs.

Cod eat Haddock, so you wouldn't be able to have a happy family in the first place. Nature did the separation, not me. If you have any issues, take it up with her.

good god woman! Thats cruel!

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*blinks innocently*

Nature also made me to eat fish =)

If you're going to think about the offspring, you may want to seriously consider going vegetarian. Think about all those mother hens when you've been eating up their babies!


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But what about the poor mother veggies? Whose going to think about them?!?!


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Tacticslion wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Man, but you know you are tired when even sweat tea is not enough to get you moving. Curse you caffeine and sugar! You have let me down!

Harsh! You should sleep!

As an aside, and/or reminder, if anyone wants an invite from our Discord server, PM me, so I'll send you the code!

I would love to sleep right now, but my boss might not approve of me doing that. I should get some sleep after work tonight.


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And now, back to fish:

And the cousins!! Big Mouth Bass Billie! Small Mouth Bass Susie! Catfish Jenny! Rainbow Trout Bruce! Pike Pete! Walleye Wallace! Sunfish Sam! Dogfish Dave! Tilapia Terry! Mahi Mahi Maria! Guppy Gabe! Goldfish Golda! Betta Betty!

Won't you think of them?!?!?! As something other than food?!?!?!


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Also, when I was at the store this morning, I saw "Baby Brussels Sprouts". They looked exactly like the "regular" Brussels Sprouts right next to them, same size and everything, but cost about 20% more. Just marketing? Call them baby sprouts to make people think they'll be more tender or something?

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Big Mouth Bass Billie, Small Mouth Bass Susie, Catfish Jenny, Rainbow Trout Bruce! Pike Pete, Walleye Wallace, Sunfish Sam, Dogfish Dave, Tilapia Terry, Mahi Mahi Maria are all yummy!

Sunfish Sam - never eaten him...

Guppy Gabe, Goldfish Golda and Betta Betty are too small to eat.

Dark Archive

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Goooood morning FaWtL-folk. Hope everyone is well today, slept well, and has a good one ahead of them. :)

Dark Archive

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We're having a weather warning around these parts atm, due to extremely high temperatures. That's right, we're burning up at a scorching 30C (86F). :P


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It has been in the mid to upper 90s here in Savannah, GA.


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Sadly we are not yet into the hot part of the year. yay.


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We're expecting (wait for it) rain today, big surprise, I know.

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