Last one to post wins

[Captain Danger Bear]

Those speed bumps are, in fact, two halves of Captain Danger Bear, who has been eating out-of-date Claymore mines again.

[Bumptious Wazzock]

Your doctor has warned you about that!

[Niemand]

beware pseudo AI spammer bots! They may get the last post yet...

[Pulg's Goblin Flugelhorn Band]

Toot toooot.
Toot toooot.
Toot toot tootle toot TOOT, toot tootle toot.
Toot toot tootle toot TOOT, toot TOOT, toot TOOT,
Toot tootle toot TOOT toot.

[Niemand]

Pulg's Goblin Flugelhorn Band wrote:

Toot toooot.

Toot toooot...

I was sure you'd take the bypass...

[Super Slaad?]

toot?

[Molten Dragon]

Lol im winning and you're not

[Super Slaad?]

Izat so?

[Niemand]

just saiyan, won't let that slaaide...

[Pulg's Fairy Trombone Orchestra]

Molten Dragon wrote:

Lol im winning and you're not

Colleague, kindly pour yourself into this mould. We require new tubing.

[Super Slaad?]

You’d get a horn that only plays flats and sharps.

[The when]

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers rip into Shadow of a Doubt (A Complex Kid)

[Bumptious Wazzock]

*Burps.*

[Pulg]

And other universal roleplaying systems.

[Molten Dragon]

howdy

[Super Slaad?]

And Good Night.

[Niemand]

Super Slaad? wrote:

You’d get a horn that only plays flats and sharps.

that would be a Birkenstockposaunen.

[Molten Dragon]

I have a holophoner

[Bumptious Wazzock]

Niemand wrote:

Super Slaad? wrote:

You’d get a horn that only plays flats and sharps.

that would be a Birkenstockposaunen.

Pulg does not need to have a Birkenstockposaunen band, thank you very much!

[Super Slaad?]

I see no harm in it.

[Azothath]

Bumptious Wazzock wrote:

Niemand wrote:

Super Slaad? wrote:

You’d get a horn that only plays flats and sharps.

that would be a Birkenstockposaunen.

Pulg does not need to have a Birkenstockposaunen band, thank you very much!

IDK, PDQ Bach was rather successful with the tromboon, pastaphone, corrugahorn, and left-handed sewer flute.

[Pulg]

Bumptious Wazzock wrote:

Niemand wrote:

Super Slaad? wrote:

You’d get a horn that only plays flats and sharps.

that would be a Birkenstockposaunen.

Pulg does not need to have a Birkenstockposaunen band, thank you very much!

What we need and what we want are two very different things.

[Niemand]

Zytherin House's fromage is glockensprocken emmental!

[Bumptious Wazzock]

Which is not very tasteful in any sense of the word.

[Dr Pirate]

Ahoy shipmates, what be a pirate's favourite Cornish cheese?

Spoiler:

Yaaaarg

[Niemand]

Do Irish cows get bovinae blarney stones or just bespoke bezoars?

[Bumptious Wazzock]

Depends if they are Irish or not.

[Niemand]

I don't think yall are trying hard enough...

[Molten Dragon]

Winning

[Chuck Les, Son of Jokey]

Huheyha, if you was Canadian, y'could WIN-A-PEG!!!!! Hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk!

[Bumptious Wazzock]

Very funny, now if you could just tie your feet together and run up a fast moving escalator, you might get a laugh.

[Chief Brody, Lawn Guy]

We're gonna need a bigger mower.

[Valentine, Zombie Tiger of LV]

*Prowls around, looking for victims.*

[The when]

Frank Zappa & The Mothers Of Invention give us Sofa No. 1. In its symphony like brilliance.

[Niemand]

it was a chuckle-less cribbage city joke... and yet I win momentarily

[Super Slaad?]

Congratulations!

[Pulg]

The when wrote:

Frank Zappa & The Mothers Of Invention give us Sofa No. 1. In its symphony like brilliance.

I am portly, and maroon. What am I?

[Bumptious Wazzock]

A bottle of red wine.

[Pulg]

Maroon wine.

[Bumptious Wazzock]

I was close enough.

[The when]

Tonight, The Doors play Soul Kitchen.

[Bumptious Wazzock]

And what do The Windows play?

[Super Slaad?]

Per my search engine AI there are at least two bands called Windows or the Windows. I’m not familiar with either.

[Pulg]

Bumptious Wazzock wrote:

And what do The Windows play?

Heart of Glass.

[Super Slaad?]

And then somebody threw a rock and we got a band called: Glass on the Flow.

[The when]

Strange Loop, by Liz Phair.

[Niemand]

glasssteal- it's a pane-less spell.