Pulg's Fairy Glockenspiel Band's page

It is always polite to say goodbye to one's glockenspiel before retiring. How nice.

Add toenail clippings, from all betoèd members, of Pulg's very many fairy bands,

*Plays the sprightly, rhythmic 'Dance Of The Eggs'*

BOSS! BOSS! DON'T SCUFF OUR GLOCKENSPIELS!!!

*Softly plays Beautiful Lullabyes*

I do suppose that you could, especially if it also incorporates one or more 12-13 ft spears.

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We wouldn't. *This* is a glockenspiel.

*Ping*

ping

*ping ping*

Do they waggle to and fro?

While you're waiting, we will be more than happy to play you 'La Marseillaise'.

Pingpingping ping ping ping ping PIIIING pingping, pingpingping ping piiing, ping pingpiiing

*Melodious PING*

You do all know that the Monster Party is still going on right?

Of course we do - and what better way to get a party started than by bringing on the GLOCKENSPIELS?!?!?

PING PIIING!!!

*Ping! Ping ping ping ping! Ping ping ping ping ping ping piiiing!"