Last one to post wins

[Azothath]

A pterosaur got hired at a law firm, they saur he was a pteralegal.

[Azothath]

Q) What sticks to the roof of your mouth?
A) A peanut butter and jeholopterus sandwich.

[Super Slaad?]

What’s that noise? Tiny hooves on my roof?

*Grabs up the 12 gauge and heads outside.*

[Azothath]

it waz just Krampus

[Azothath]

You missed National Fruitcake Day!

[Azothath]

Happy New Year!

[Azothath]

whoo hoo...

[Azothath]

Frididay, 13 days

[Azothath]

Long May He Reign

[Confused Time Traveler]

First!

[Super Slaad?]

15th.

[Pulg]

G7b5#11/Sausage

[Safety Cat]

Shouldn’t give us your password.

[Pulg]

Passchord

[The when]

It’s been awhile. The wheel has turned again, and then some.

REO Speedwagon ponder. Follow My Heart.

[Azothath]

re-first

[Super Slaad?]

You may be confused, but time traveler, you ain’t.

[Azothath]

. . .